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GreedyTop -> RE: Texas questions. (6/11/2008 8:26:46 AM)

lmao!!




TxAllieGrl -> RE: Texas questions. (6/11/2008 6:01:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

I think we should arrange a get together for everyone who responded to this thread.


munch in Austin? anyone? I'll be down there for sure in Aug & Sept for Saturday events that won't take the entire weekend.




FangsNfeet -> RE: Texas questions. (6/11/2008 9:57:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250
And which part of Houston is the "best" part to live in?


The further north the better. Less flooding, slightly higher ground, and you'll be in the front of many in the case of a hurricane evacuation.

For practacal purposes, living on FM 1960 is not a bad idea. A person can litteraly live there entire life on 1960. The can be born, attend day care, attend pre school through twelth grade, graduate up to a Docorates in college, and work all the way from bus boy tips to a Multi millionare salery. You can live all the way from Nursery to Nursing Home on FM 1960.  You can rent apartment or buy homes. Not to mention, all your stores are there. Malls, dinners, bars, buffets, liqour stores, gas stations, bus stations, book stores, movie theaters, leather shops, sword shops, sushi bars, Waffel House etc.... You name it, it's there with in ten miles of driving. 1960 even has Gyms, Jenny Craig, Health Stores, and a store that sales nothing but Bras/undergarments. When living on FM 1960, there's no need to go anywhere else.    




DomAviator -> RE: Texas questions. (6/12/2008 2:26:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250
And which part of Houston is the "best" part to live in?


The further north the better. Less flooding, slightly higher ground, and you'll be in the front of many in the case of a hurricane evacuation.

For practacal purposes, living on FM 1960 is not a bad idea. A person can litteraly live there entire life on 1960. The can be born, attend day care, attend pre school through twelth grade, graduate up to a Docorates in college, and work all the way from bus boy tips to a Multi millionare salery. You can live all the way from Nursery to Nursing Home on FM 1960.  You can rent apartment or buy homes. Not to mention, all your stores are there. Malls, dinners, bars, buffets, liqour stores, gas stations, bus stations, book stores, movie theaters, leather shops, sword shops, sushi bars, Waffel House etc.... You name it, it's there with in ten miles of driving. 1960 even has Gyms, Jenny Craig, Health Stores, and a store that sales nothing but Bras/undergarments. When living on FM 1960, there's no need to go anywhere else.    


For the non Houstonians rading FM1960 isnt an oldies station - its a Farm to Market road. We Texans have "FM roads" "State Highways" roads that run halfway accross the state with different names in different towns... Like Fairmont Parkway is Fairmont Parkway from Laporte, through Deer Park, Though Pasadena, and once it crosses itnto south houston it becomes edgebrook and then like 2 miles up it becomes Laura Bush Blvd or something ... LOL

As for what ya said about FM 1960 thats true for a lot of roads on Houston. Shit, you can do the same thing on NASA Road 1 or Bay Area Blvd. The businesses in Houston are unbelievable! On Spencer Highway in Pasadena there is a combination Teen Driving School and Half Price Casket store. (I shit you not!) on Spencer in LaPorte they have a combination car wash/dog groomer/and Karate Dojo! My favorite though is on Old Galveston Road - a tacqeuria, washeteria (laundromat) and gun store! You can get lunch that will burn your asshole out, wash the skidmarks out of your shorts, and buy a pistol all in one stop LOL.  




FangsNfeet -> RE: Texas questions. (6/12/2008 5:43:11 PM)

Pasadena? Don't you mean Stinkadena?




DomAviator -> RE: Texas questions. (6/12/2008 6:12:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

Pasadena? Don't you mean Stinkadena?


Yeah but I dont notice any more. The fumes have burned my nose out to the point where I dont even smell it anymore... LOL Actually, Pasadena is a great place - the cradle of domestic help for the rest of the Bay area. Without Pasadena I would have to do <gasp> manual labor!!! [:D]

Funny story though, the other day I was in a gas station on Spencer in lovely LaPorte and some guy with Wisconsin plates, a stetson and the biggest buckle you ever saw asked me where to find Gilley's. I told him to hop in his time machine and go back to before it burned down LOL. (Actually it has reopened in Dallas and the sign is across from skillets in Deer Park) Ya know people, PLEASE dont use a 25 year old Texas tourism guide, we do have new ones available LOL




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/12/2008 6:21:43 PM)

D.A. if I came down there wearing my Stetson like in my picture I'd be called , "all hat and no cattle" right?

Which leads to another "Texas question", where are all the really Big cattle ranches?
I used to have a Ford F-150 "King Ranch" that was named after; "the famous "King Ranch" in Texas according to the promotional material in my owners manual.
Where's that at?




popeye1250 -> RE: Texas questions. (6/12/2008 6:39:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomAviator

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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

Pentecostal churches are absolutely must see events.  You have to pick the right Pentecostal church though.  They have a lot of different branches.  The best one are the one's operating out of rented spaces in strip malls.  They are formed by the ex-parishoners of another Pentecostal church.  Those people left a big church because they weren't extreme enough for them.  Oh and always stop by a tent revival when you see one.  Really good food that's free, and amazing entertainment  LOL. 


Oh yeah I LOVE the tent revivals when they start "testifying" and confessing shit and being forgived LOL Like some teenage girl will stand up and be like "I performed fellatio on the mail man" and everyone will be telling her they forgive her and love her and shouting amen until someone else jumps up and announces that she let her husband put it in her butt and the process repeats until it works into such a frenzy various people start convulsing! I remember looking over at BrittneyLee during one of these events and whispering "Keep your fucking mouth shut! Not one word Britt, not one God Damn word except AMEN." LOL

Funniest pentecostal event I ever saw the minister made people jump on his back to show how sins weigh ya down ... Motherfucker must have been a hell of a football player he had like 10 of them on him and was still going strong marching back and forth across the stage preaching LOL


LOL, I was thinking about this one this morning and laughed!
"Not one Godamned word!"




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