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Miss Bea's Flu Prevention - 6/9/2008 11:21:19 PM

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Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped her lid or something...! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and it's strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Bea" he said "I wonder it you would tell me about this" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh yes" she replied "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter!!!!!

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RE: Miss Bea's Flu Prevention - 6/14/2008 12:24:26 PM

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lol

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RE: Miss Bea's Flu Prevention - 6/14/2008 7:44:31 PM

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Wow, the new cure for the common cold! who knew?

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RE: Miss Bea's Flu Prevention - 6/15/2008 7:33:46 AM

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This one deserves double miles.....

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"Oh yes" she replied "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter!!!!![/quote]

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