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adorableisotope -> RE: Dom. Male in Jacksonville trying to learn (6/11/2008 10:49:33 PM)
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After my scorn of the usage of the term "tourist," I was about to blindly come to conclusions that this man actually was a tourist... but after reading his profile I've come to a different conclusion. That conclusion: Remember in school when they said, "Reading and writing is important," right? So many people don't see the importance... and yet, with some simple verb conjugation and a true understanding of the words being represented, I think his profile would have made a lot more sense.
Oh, words, how we love thee.
And to you, mister man, if you give me five dollars, I will rewrite your profile for you so that you don't sound so completely like a tourist.
Oh, what the heck, I'll do it for free, adding in my own unique wit and style to make you more appealing.
Begin:
"Dear attractive ladies,
I am an attractive male in that fraternity-style attrictiveness. You might think from my profile picture and screen name that beer is the only thing I love. Honestly, though, I'm just not that creative and someone stole my really good screen name before I could get to it. (Curse you, RabidLoveDonkey101!) I'm genuinely interested in meeting local singles, preferrably dominant women. I have labelled myself as a switch because I have not yet had time to develop for myself a true BDSM identity, but I'm really looking forward to doing so with the right lady, or ladies, RRRROWR! I've had submissive thoughts for quite some time and I really think that acting on them with the right person could open a whole new world for me, sexually, emotionally, and physically. I think I have it in me to become quite the slave someday, and with your help, we can get me off - the vanilla bandwagon - and into uncharted chocolate waters. But honestly, I'm a nice, if somewhat misguided guy, so please don't hate me. If you're willing to teach me, I'm willing to give my all to you.
Yours, beerteam05"
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