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darchChylde -> RE: Cum, Dommes making subs swallow (6/11/2008 11:00:07 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar
Ok DC I have to ask. What do you consider a bad blow job?
Ok, let me preface that these are 100 percent from vanilla experiences. i've only had overt sexual contact with two women (only one counts, as the other was not consentual) that had dominated me or topped me.
There are a number of things that make for a bad blowjob to me.
-there's the obligatory lick and slurp, lasting no more than 10 seconds and you just know that she only did it because i can't feel my face after 45 minutes of cunnilingus.
-there's the "ok, it's hard now; let's go" where i've only just gotten into it and she decides to climb on immediately; and she wonders why i'm no longer fully hard and need to stroke it myself to get the wonderboy back; her lack of patience and quick shifting of gears has killed the mood... women want more foreplay, why does it make us guys assholes to desire it as well?
-biting (not nibbling, but serious biting) and yanking my foreskin... yes, i know that the extra bit is different than what you're used to; i also know that there's many fun and interesting things to do with that; but, IT'S NOT BEEF JERKY and has it's own nerve endings
-pounding my nuts back where they came from while giving a handjob (which, on us longer guys is much appreciated, as the whole shaft is involved) along with the oral action... what the hell makes you think that i'm going to stay aroused when you beat the shit out of my nuts with a closed fist? yes, that is some guys kink; but ask first
-there's always the "what the hell?" blowjob, where she'll lick the shaft and head; kiss and nibble me in various spots; it's starting to look good, but when she finally wraps her lips around it, there's absolutely no muscle work going on in her mouth... she's simply sliding her mouth up and down and never sucks; maybe it's just me, but i don't think your neck should have to work harder than your mouth on this kind of thing
-the unenthusiastic blowjob is by far the worst... she's putting in the work and lasting more than a few seconds; all in all, it could be considered a very good blowjob; if i couldn't tell that she's bored and and apparently only putting in her time... trust me ladies, i will never force you to suck my dick; if you don't want it in your mouth, neither do i; i won't be mad or disappointed if we skip this part of the party... my eating you out does not mean you have to return the favor; believe me, it was as much or more for me as for you
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yes, i know i'm picky; but it's not my fault, my pecker knows what he likes; i'm happy to communicate all of this to my partner, though i've found alot of women are horribly offended if you even slightly infer that they might give bad head... it's like there's an attitude of "it should be enough that i'm doing this for you at all"; really, i appreciate the thought; but it's not enough
no, i never tell a woman that she gives bad head (well, unless she's causing damage; i draw the line at non-negotiated CBT by inexpert hands); i phrase things along the lines of "you're doing great, but here's what works for me", and i give little audible cues when she's doing well
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to keep this from being an entire hijack... i'll say that (while it's been years), going down on a woman after i've climaxed in her is no problem for me; neither is a full kiss directly after a blowjob... it's the idea of tasting my own semen in it's own undiluted state that bothers me
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