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Menopause Jewellery - 6/10/2008 11:17:19 PM   
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My husband was unhappy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day so that he could monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fuc#ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 6:00:20 AM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 7:02:18 AM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 7:04:05 AM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 7:42:05 AM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 12:27:45 PM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 12:40:37 PM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 1:49:37 PM   
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RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 2:38:25 PM   
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    RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/11/2008 7:41:05 PM   
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    RE: Menopause Jewellery - 6/15/2008 11:26:17 AM   
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