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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 3:55:40 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Your Questionablehonorableness, I would like to bring two suits.

First, againt Gawd, even though you say he is beyond the court's jurisdiction. Someone is making my life rather difficult and since I didn' do nuffin', it must be somebody's fault. I also hereby subpoena the old fart and look forward to his, ahem, appearance in court and an opportunity to ask him a hell of a lot of questions. I have a bone to pick with him.

Secondly, I'd like to file a suit against yourownself, your BlushingSeductiveness. I think it is highly improper for you to sit up there, wearing a shorty robe, no panties and continually crossing and uncrossing those lovely legs as your robe rides higher and higher...*pauses to sip water from glass on desk* ...with a Mary Hart kinda glass panel as a desk front instead of the customary  heavy wood front.

Finally, since case two is filed against your own ShamlessFlashiness, I request that you recuse yourself from said case and appoint, um, either Cali ( known for her judicious wisdom) or thornhappy ( known for her judicious wisdom) to decide the case. 

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 3:59:51 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		CJ?  You get so flustered you forgot to state the actual charges?

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:01:37 PM   
xxblushesxx


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I thought that said "venereal".    <-- calling STD hotline.

Cali



Pfffttt...like THAT'S not on your speed dial.

p.s. Cali, there is a question about annuities in the off topic forum. I've been waiting for you to chime in!

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:05:05 PM   
xxblushesxx


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ORIGINAL: cjan

Your Questionablehonorableness, I would like to bring two suits.

First, againt Gawd, even though you say he is beyond the court's jurisdiction. Someone is making my life rather difficult and since I didn' do nuffin', it must be somebody's fault. I also hereby subpoena the old fart and look forward to his, ahem, appearance in court and an opportunity to ask him a hell of a lot of questions. I have a bone to pick with him.

Secondly, I'd like to file a suit against yourownself, your BlushingSeductiveness. I think it is highly improper for you to sit up there, wearing a shorty robe, no panties and continually crossing and uncrossing those lovely legs as your robe rides higher and higher...*pauses to sip water from glass on desk* ...with a Mary Hart kinda glass panel as a desk front instead of the customary  heavy wood front.

Finally, since case two is filed against your own ShamlessFlashiness, I request that you recuse yourself from said case and appoint, um, either Cali ( known for her judicious wisdom) or thornhappy ( known for her judicious wisdom) to decide the case. 


Well, firstly; you CAN'T sue God. That is just wrong. (where IS your mother?) I suggest you blame Greedy http://www.collarchat.com/m_1902452/tm.htm

Secondly: I can't be sued. I am God's right hand man...erm...woman. So, hence, therefore, and other legalistic type words, I cannot be sued.
(But you're still welcome to look. And squirm...)

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:06:15 PM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

CJ?  You get so flustered you forgot to state the actual charges?

Cali


Did too.Case #1, I have a bone to pick wiff him and , since I clearly am not responsible, someone has to answer for the current, um, messiness of my life.

Case #2, I think, speaks for itself. Improper , um , distraction in the court and inflaming the , um, courtiers.

And "flustered ? Moi ? *does Donald Duck quaking uncontrollably*
I think not...


< Message edited by cjan -- 6/12/2008 4:09:09 PM >

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:10:50 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		So, CJ, let me see if I have this straight:

1.  It's not my fault, it's the Big G's fault (and in this case, that isn't GT), so therefore, "dereliction of duty"??

2.  I have no willpower, and am struggling to resist Her Honor (and keep her "honor" intact), so therefore, "entrapment"??

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:13:48 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		In a word, exactamundo, Cali.You have asharp , legal mind ( amongst other , um, things).

Alas her Smartypantsness has dismissed my suits out of hand. There is no justice. *sobs*

< Message edited by cjan -- 6/12/2008 4:15:28 PM >

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:20:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

Careful, dear, this crew is likely to sue you for hogging all the good drugs!


CelticPrince...we do not talk of drug usage in a court of law.

Servantheart...meet me outside ...



Don't do it, Servantheart!!!  Others have gone out never to return under the hands of Holl-parts!! Don't do it!  Come here to me instead......it's ok, don't be afraid...here, I'll take your hand....c'mon. Don't look at Holl-parts at all, look into my eyes, it's ok.
C'mon, thata girl...now....drink the kool-aid............




Can I have something with caffiene in it instead and some of those homemade cookies?

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:33:44 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
Alas her Smartypantsness has dismissed my suits out of hand. There is no justice. *sobs*


Come with me to the jury room (it's never used as there is no jury), and tell me your sad tale so that I can  mete out the proper justice  console you.

Cali


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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 4:38:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

CJ?  You get so flustered you forgot to state the actual charges?

Cali


Did too.Case #1, I have a bone to pick wiff him and , since I clearly am not responsible, someone has to answer for the current, um, messiness of my life.

Case #2, I think, speaks for itself. Improper , um , distraction in the court and inflaming the , um, courtiers.

And "flustered ? Moi ? *does Donald Duck quaking uncontrollably*
I think not...



Dear CJ:

I believe you have a point.  Matter of fact, by the size of the bulge in yer pants, I see you have another point.

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 5:07:37 PM   
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Can I have something with caffiene in it instead and some of those homemade cookies?

No caffeine...however perhaps potty can be trusted to make you a pina colada?


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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 5:09:16 PM   
thornhappy


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ORIGINAL: cjan

In a word, exactamundo, Cali.You have asharp , legal mind ( amongst other , um, things).

Alas her Smartypantsness has dismissed my suits out of hand. There is no justice. *sobs*

Not only that, but there ain't no work for lawyers here either!

thornhappy

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 5:10:20 PM   
celticlord2112


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there ain't no work for lawyers here either!

Now that itself sounds like justice to me


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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 5:40:00 PM   
BitaTruble


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Status: offline 		I've been on the docket since page 8 and haven't had a decision in my case! I'm going to the Supreme Court and demand my right to a speedy trial!



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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 5:43:58 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		*stumbles out of the jury room, zipping up trousers, glassy eyed*

Thanks, Cali ! You are a true "friend of the court" .

Think I can go to bed now and peacefully fall asleep cuddling my sock puppet.

Oh, btw, was it good for you ?


< Message edited by cjan -- 6/12/2008 5:45:44 PM >

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 6:18:49 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Your Honor,
i humbly and sorrowfully approach the court requesting permission to file a suite against CJ. Your honor there is another thread here and i posted the Gawd's honest truth, and exposed myself, making myself vulnerable and all....And HE, that...that...slutty...sleazy...trashy CJ...HE mocked me...He suggested i get a banana....And seriously Your honor, it's too difficult to get those damned bananas out of their pajamas to practice on them.
i hope Your honor can fing the strength and courage to do what is right and necessary and punish CJ real good...
Kali
{the last of the truly innocent ones}


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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 6:21:39 PM   
thornhappy


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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

quote:

there ain't no work for lawyers here either!

Now that itself sounds like justice to me


Well geez, not like there's much call for engineers in this courtroom (unless we have a patent dispute going on.)

thornhappy

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 6:24:02 PM   
Lumus


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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Bear is innocent.
Lumus...not so much.


Oh, please.  I'm innocent!  Y'all never hear of insanity?!  Ask Cali, she'd personally testify, Imma sure.



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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 6:24:38 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		oops how did I end up in court ??

I did'n do it
no one see me do it
can't proof nothing ..

OHH YEAHHH I'M LIKE SOOOO INNOCENT

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/12/2008 6:31:22 PM   
celticlord2112


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Well geez, not like there's much call for engineers in this courtroom (unless we have a patent dispute going on.)

thornhappy


I am the bailiff here, thank you very much.  Chrissy said I was.

So there!


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