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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I almost forgot about that
She accused your honorable person of showing partisanship and favoritism, which indeed could be construed as slander against your honor, as we all know that a judge found guilty of such dishonorable acts can be removed

Judge Chrissy...methings ol' Asher just threatened you.........

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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not at all, I merely pointed out what you were accusing her of (you are full of accusations today) and what the horrible, unthinkable consequences qould be vis-a-vis  her status as a judge were somebody to believe you and your hateful lies.

see what we are dealing with Judge Chrissy? First Asher picks on sweet innocent me...then he threatens to have you disbarred...or disjudged...or disChrissy'd..and now he is trying to blame me for his pissyness.

there are so many things wrong with that sentance that I cant actually go into them all
lets start with the unfounded accusation that I am threatening anyone... I already said that I wasnt threatening anybody
I like judge Chrissy and would love to see her able to stay as a judge, something which you seem determined to put an end to... And after she has been so nice to you too *Shakes head*

Also, Im in a great mood, my mind is FINALLY CLEAR for the first time in days

Judge Chrissy...SEEEEEE....ol' Asher just admitted that he waltzes around in a fog most of the time!! Therefore...methinks you must void his statements.......

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I almost forgot about that
She accused your honorable person of showing partisanship and favoritism, which indeed could be construed as slander against your honor, as we all know that a judge found guilty of such dishonorable acts can be removed

Judge Chrissy...methings ol' Asher just threatened you.........

*narrows eyes* hmmm...

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

You arent the judge :P
there will be plenty of witnesses to my condition available to be called upon, and if Her Honor asks I will gladly provide a doctor's note (had to go to the clinic on Father's Day anyway)

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I have a procedural question .... is it possible to have a case heard against yourself ?

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

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I have a procedural question .... is it possible to have a case heard against yourself ?

If it's against yourself, why not just declare yourself "guilty" and fine yourself 5 pieces of dark chocolate or whatever you like?

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ORIGINAL: MstrssScarlet

I haven't had a chance to read this thread from the beginning (18 pages already!), but it's funny as hell.  Many thanks to all you comics out there and to the OP for getting this started.
Mistress Scarlet

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

  Uh oh, we're in trouble, holl-parts.... Da judge is in da house.....

(and don't go thinking you're gonna get off easy cuz she likes you!)

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Judge Chrissy....I am being picked upon here!

(y'all are gonna be in trouble now! Judge Chrissy likes me!!)

Only *some* of your personalities...
*g*

hands Judge Chrissy a Twinkie...

There actually used to be such a thing as a chocolate twinkie. (not a suzie q) they were goood!

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

  That's bribery!!!!!

I object, Yer Honour!!!

(I'll up it to some dark chocolate and Haagen Daz ice cream....)

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Good point.
But then again, you claimed to have a chemically induced personality, so by that same logic, I must void your statements, which also includes the above statement...

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

  That's bribery!!!!!

I object, Yer Honour!!!

(I'll up it to some dark chocolate and Haagen Daz ice cream....)

how bout milk chocolate, haagen daz, and fannie mae?

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Good point.
But then again, you claimed to have a chemically induced personality, so by that same logic, I must void your statements, which also includes the above statement...

but Judge Chrissy....my chemically induced personality is secondary to the additives found in certain foods that we ALL eat. Therefore Ma'am...if you must void my statement then you must also void your ruling...since you eat the same shi...um...same foods that i do, no doubt.

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Good point.
But then again, you claimed to have a chemically induced personality, so by that same logic, I must void your statements, which also includes the above statement...

but Judge Chrissy....my chemically induced personality is secondary to the additives found in certain foods that we ALL eat. Therefore Ma'am...if you must void my statement then you must also void your ruling...since you eat the same shi...um...same foods that i do, no doubt.

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx


Good point.
But then again, you claimed to have a chemically induced personality, so by that same logic, I must void your statements, which also includes the above statement...

but Judge Chrissy....my chemically induced personality is secondary to the additives found in certain foods that we ALL eat. Therefore Ma'am...if you must void my statement then you must also void your ruling...since you eat the same shi...um...same foods that i do, no doubt.

ha! I'll have you know that *I* am a model of purity and moderation...

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I object! Judge Blushy has BANNED attorney's from her courtroom, but it's OBVIOUS itty bitty IS indeed an attorney! Note how she spews forth a bunch of bullshit, yet says NOTHING constructive!!