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xxblushesxx -> Why the Hottie is still a virgin (6/12/2008 8:21:30 AM)
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When Hottie got collared:
After Hottie had been released from her first nine doms, she found herself a lawyer, and allowed him to collar her. Their first night together she said "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled dom. "How can that be if you've been collared ten times?"
"Well, Dom #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Dom #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
"Dom #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Dom #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Dom #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
"Dom #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Dom #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Dom #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
"Dom #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Dom #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I’m collared to you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new dom, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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