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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 2:21:01 PM   
cjan


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Instead of sitting in corners and crying on yer bisquits and jam and making jewelry and such, why don'tchy'all get busy sending the Dom/mes you wish to be considered for adoption by your nakkie pics and videos, as the instructions said ? Hmmmm ?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 2:26:35 PM   
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cjan, i don't want to be adopted, i just want to come and hang out with all the people i like so much and if there is good food involved, all the better!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 2:41:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Instead of sitting in corners and crying on yer bisquits and jam and making jewelry and such, why don'tchy'all get busy sending the Dom/mes you wish to be considered for adoption by your nakkie pics and videos, as the instructions said ? Hmmmm ?


LOL well said! *wipes biscuit crumbs off my shirt and jam off my chin* now sunshine, show us yer tits  and I will take those requested pics!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 2:59:19 PM   
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RS, can we adopt more than one? 

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 2:59:25 PM   
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If the Dom/mes want my nakkie pics they need only register on my site and let me know to validate. to try to send all those would take WAY too long.

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 3:32:55 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: everhope

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: CalifChick

    Excuse me! I know not of what you speak.  You hear of "sparkling personalities" all the time, so why can't my personality be glistening??

    Cali



    I want to be known as having a quivering personality.


    according to CJ, you would have to present as an eclair and get your cream sucked out.
    i am guessing you qualify, lushy.


    Yes! i went to the same Blowjob school as Bear. I am a certified Blowjob Goddess!

    < Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 6/13/2008 3:36:38 PM >


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 3:39:30 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: christine1
    oh hell, i'm here for the food and giggles....thanks a heap, Cali.

    You can eat my éclair anytime and humor counts! 
    Move to the front of the line. 
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub
    Here waiting patiently at the back of the line while all the Dominants eat all the food offered, until they are full and satisfied. [snip]...I have always felt patience is a definite virtue...wait and all good things cannot get away from you… ...Tempting

    Patience is a virtue but waiting to grab one after they are well fed and well fucked is just plain smart.  Intelligence counts!
    Move to the head of the line.
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    ORIGINAL: everhope
    lmao....this thread has been great entertainment and worth a couple of extra pounds. i thought RS said food and sex...all i am seeing is mostly food! oh wait there is the quivering pastry over there--->

    Knowing where the food sex are counts.
    Move to the front of the line… and collect B-day spankings while you’re there!
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    ORIGINAL: CalifChick
    Have a hand-dipped truffle…[snip]

    For even knowing this confection exists much less being able to make a hand-dipped truffle…
    Move to the head of the line. 
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    ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
    [snip]  Oooh, looky!  i have another paddle!

    Grats on 4th paddle and for having more BDSM gear (I have 3 paddles) than me…
    Move to the head of the line.  And while you are up there, use that new paddle on leakylee & everhope to give her a B-day spanking will ya?

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    ORIGINAL: leakylee
    *dusting off attention whore box*
    do birthdays girls qualify for special adoption rates?
    give a mean massage and come supplied with 200 freshly delivered needles.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY - 200 needles… I just moved and can’t find mine.  For having more needles I do in real life …
    Move to the head of the line.  And get your B-day spankings while you’re there!
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    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
    I want to be known as having a quivering personality.

    For wanting anything to quiver, even your personality…
    Move to the head of the line.
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
    quote:

    so why can't my personality be glistening??

    Cum lands on the personality instead of the face and the tits?  Who knew?????

    For making note of the most astounding scientific discover about sex and cum in this decade, you get first choice of the treats!
    Submissives, a line forms here.  Those whom would like cum sprayed on their personalities move to the front of this line.
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    ORIGINAL: beargonewild
    *looks at the growing line up and quietly starts manufacturing some hand crafted jewelry*

    Lets see, that’s chili, baking, certifiable cock sucking and hand crafted jewelry…
    Move to the front of the line. 

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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
    [snip]I dont like the idea of you putting pants on...

    For running around with “Free Willy”…
    Ladies, the line forms over here with martyrized.
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

    Good morning,
    Thank you for reading my request to be adopted!

    I can offer you much in the form of entertainment
    [snip]
     I will make sure you are always drained & satisfied
    Thank you for your time & I long for the day when I can say..................................


    Respectfully submitted
    For being “all that and a bag of chips”...
    Move to the front of line of your choice!
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    ORIGINAL: martyrized
    [snip] … Nope... still not worth putting pants on... especially not when Master doesn't like the idea either.

    For living it like you work in a bottomless bar…
    Move to the front of the line. 
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: everhope
    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
    I want to be known as having a quivering personality.

    according to CJ, you would have to present as an eclair and get your cream sucked out.
    i am guessing you qualify, lushy.
     
    For reminding us that lushy needs her cream eaten out…
    Move to the head of the line and bend over near leaky lee fro B-day spankings.  While you’re down there, if you take a peek at Gloryhole #9, you should be able to Cjan’s ‘rat’.
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    ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
    *notices i've not been adopted... or even mentioned...
    *goes to sit behind a dark cloud looking for the silver lining

    Get out from behind that dark cloud and tell us what ya’ got girl. Do ya’ cook, do ya’ clean, can you fuck?  If so….
    Move to the head of the line. 

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    ORIGINAL: Stusmobile
    Can someone stop encasing all of the subs in rubber/latex/leather ..... it makes my cake taste a little funny when I lick it off them *grins*

    Duly noted!
    Cops, little girls, French maids in cloth up here please. 
    Pony girls in latex or leather move to a different line. 
    Nuns in anything will still have to see Cjan first though… I believe that’s #9, he’ll explain when you get there.  <eg>
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    ORIGINAL: beargonewild
    But some of us love being dressed in leather!

    For loving leather, go to any line you wish. 
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    ORIGINAL: suzybeth
    Depends on what type of Brat I'd say, I'll just make my own line and pass food up the other 2 as I am an excellent cook, especially if you like a Southern flavor. *Passes hot buttermilk biscuits and homemade strawberry freezer jam up both lines*

    For being an excellent cook with a Southern flavor and sharing with your fellow CMers…
    Move to the head of the line

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    ORIGINAL: christine1
    cjan, i don't want to be adopted, i just want to come and hang out with all the people i like so much and if there is good food involved, all the better!

    You’re cute… you get adopted whether you like or not!  No one ever said I was consensual! 
    OK guys, drag her to unwillingly to the front of the line. 
    If no one else bites, I’ll take her, I have a cage and I am comfortable with nonconsensual relationships. 

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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan
    RS, can we adopt more than one? 

    ABOSLUTELY, please help yourself to as many as you can eat, beat or meet!  Sometimes submissives are like Chinese food, “a half an hour later…”    
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    ORIGINAL: SinLee
    If the Dom/mes want my nakkie pics they need only register on my site and let me know to validate. to try to send all those would take WAY too long.

    Having seen your web, I know you are a lil’ cheesecake style porndog. 
    Move to the front of the line and show us your stuff baby. 
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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 3:44:58 PM   
    SylvereApLeanan


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    quote:

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan
    RS, can we adopt more than one? 

    ABOSLUTELY, please help yourself to as many as you can eat, beat or meet!  Sometimes submissives are like Chinese food, “a half an hour later…” 

     
    Exactly!
     
    Or sometimes you want cheesecake and other times you want a thick, juicy steak. 
     
    Hmm...time to sort through the slave pens and see who wants to come home with me.  Thanks RS!

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 3:47:44 PM   
    SinLee


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    ok i was moved to the front of the line but i think i'm at the back again now... pfft forget this i'm going back to naked headstands and naked cartwheels....

    /starts doing random naked gymnastics around the room

    edited cause i missed the end of that other post.... ok i'm at the front, but i'm not stopping my damn cartwheels, we have plenty of subs up, where are the doms for adopting them???


    < Message edited by SinLee -- 6/13/2008 3:52:22 PM >


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:16:25 PM   
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    woohoo!! front of the line for Lee!!

    thank you for the happy birthday!!

    YAY!! spankings!!



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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:23:30 PM   
    babygirlangel


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    peeks in... watching enviously ( i think ) all the people moving to the front of the line.. takes notes from all the good cooks, etc.

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:35:58 PM   
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    Wait?  RS - i gotta sell myself to y'all?

    Dang... well ummmm... let's see...
    I can cook in 3 language (and fuck in same 3 languages)
    I can clean, but why would I?  Hire somebody else to do that, cause we'll be too busy getting busy!
    I'm able to make you laugh no matter what
    I'm an all around sweetie pie 
    and ....
    I have references....:
    http://www.collarchat.com/m_1876595/mpage_1/key_sunny/tm.htm#1878574
    I can type 60 words a minute.. (wrong interview... sorry)

    Who gets me?  Now, don't create a crush a la the Who trying to get to me.

    Is that good enough?




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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:37:28 PM   
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    Ooooh, I forgot secretarial skills... if I can type more than twice as fast as Miss Sunshine, does that mean I get twice the Doms? say yes say yes say yes
     
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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:40:02 PM   
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    You silly goose....
    Two times zero is still zero.

    sigh

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:46:20 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

    Wait?  RS - i gotta sell myself to y'all?

    Dang... well ummmm... let's see...
    I can cook in 3 language (and fuck in same 3 languages)
    I can clean, but why would I?  Hire somebody else to do that, cause we'll be too busy getting busy!
    I'm able to make you laugh no matter what
    I'm an all around sweetie pie 
    and ....
    I have references....:
    http://www.collarchat.com/m_1876595/mpage_1/key_sunny/tm.htm#1878574
    I can type 60 words a minute.. (wrong interview... sorry)

    Who gets me?  Now, don't create a crush a la the Who trying to get to me.

    Is that good enough?





    I may not be able to fuck in three languages, but i'm goddamn prolific in the one i know :p


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 4:57:04 PM   
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    So you were lying?  You can't type 60 wpm?  Well fiddlefuck.  No matter, I can still type 120, and about 135 on a good day.

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 5:22:55 PM   
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    Dammit. The desire for eclairs is growing to be too much for my need to not wear pants.

    I'll be back. *wanders off, tugging a skirt on to hit the bakery*


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 5:30:18 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: CalifChick
    So you were lying?  You can't type 60 wpm?  Well fiddlefuck.  No matter, I can still type 120, and about 135 on a good day.

    FastFingersCali

    Resident Tricky Fingers!  ..... wait,,, wrong thread

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 5:33:51 PM   
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    Hmmm...FastFingersCali has a nice, and  kinda dirty, ring to it.

    * Tags Cali's right nipple marked SOLD *

    Ummm, they didn't have any "adopted " tags at Home Depot, so...these will have to do.


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/13/2008 5:34:15 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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    ORIGINAL: CalifChick
    So you were lying?  You can't type 60 wpm?  Well fiddlefuck.  No matter, I can still type 120, and about 135 on a good day.

    FastFingersCali

    Resident Tricky Fingers!  ..... wait,,, wrong thread


    I can't type worth shit. But I can get under the desk on my knees at your business meeting. No one ever need to know I'm there so long as you can control your moaning.

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