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Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 8:23:19 PM)
It's for sale. Just send me a beer. But, like a real beer, okay? Like not a Fosters or a Pabst. But it doesn't have to be fancy, either. I'll be happy with a MGD. Deal?

WyldHrt -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 8:30:55 PM)
Real beer and MGD are mutually exclusive terms, SMB. [8D]

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 8:47:11 PM)
Hey, I've got this whole drunk thing goin' on, apparently, and I needed something to give me gas. Why not combine the two? I'm ALL about efficiency...

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 8:48:48 PM)
And why, exactly, aren't you out on the town for your birthday? Drinking a real beer? Instead of giving me grief? Answer me that, missy!

WyldHrt -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:06:13 PM)
Going out on the town by myself wouldn't be much fun.... but giving you grief certainly is! [:D] BTW, who said I wasn't drinking a real beer? [;)]

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:17:06 PM)
Hmph. I'm supposed to be playing poker right now, but I was so depressed about my incipient alcoholism that I couldn't motivate myself out the door. Somehow, the farting part I'm okay with. Hey, I'm a guy... So what kinda beer is it? /goes to get Polygamy Porter out of the fridge

WyldHrt -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:20:34 PM)
Killian's Red, actually.

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:27:39 PM)
So how many beers do I have to drink to qualify as a drunk? I mean, I know how many to drink just to get drunk, but that's different (isn't it?) Actually, I don't think I can do this on just beer. I'll fetch the Don Julio tequila and we can have a party.

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:34:49 PM)
Oh, and Polygamy Porter is almost as good as the T-shirt

WyldHrt -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:38:27 PM)
Love the t-shirt! Oh, and check your cmail, goofball.

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:46:04 PM)
Drat. I got chocolate from a granola bar on my comforter. At least it looks like chocolate. Hmm, better give it the taste test. Yep. And remind me, what exactly is so wrng about drunkenness?

WyldHrt -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 9:52:42 PM)
LOL, it makes you taste brown stuff to see if it really is chocolate. [8D]

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:06:12 PM)
Oddly, it ws pretty good. Sweet and, uh, chocolaty.. Gotta get nother porter. No more granola tho, can't be trusted. Wicked stuff.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:18:27 PM)
omg, I want that tshirt!

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:20:25 PM)
I ordered some. I'll send u one.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:21:09 PM)
:D (I wear small or medium) snicker

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:24:13 PM)
'k. I'll take a scissors to the great big ones I got.

WyldHrt -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:25:42 PM)
It would look adorable on you, Greedy. Like you were playing dress up!

Strongmindbody -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:27:13 PM)
o, you wan t th tank or the T?

GreedyTop -> RE: -=You/They are the Resident _______=- (7/23/2008 10:37:42 PM)
if the tank is in small or medium..that (hey it IS FL. frikkin HOT here!!) T...a trimmed large will work ;)

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