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ResidentSadist -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 4:36:40 AM)

I kill dentists for free.  Send name and address. 




camille65 -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 4:42:41 AM)

I'm in the anti-dentist anti-christ camp right now too. It took 2 dentists and 3 oral surgeons to figure out that I have a massive infection inside my jaw and saliva glands even though I kept telling them.

Plus I'm tired of the mixed messages. One guy says all my fillings are in dire need, must must be redone now. Another says they are fine. An oral surgeon says they need redone. All that while I'm simply trying to find out what is causing pain that is dropping me to the ground, having nothing to do with old fillings!
$800.00 to get onto antibiotics.

Screw them. Yup. Yup.




Griswold -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 3:29:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Okay, I'm going to walk down memory lane, to when I earned my title over there.
<-------------

Ready?  Here we go...


Y'all are mean, MEAN I TELL YOU!  Laughing at Gris like that!  You should all be ashamed, just plain ASHAMED!  I cannot believe that I associate with any of you people.

Gris sweetie, come and lay your aching face upon my pillowy soft bosom (pat pat pat)  and let me stroke your... hair.  There there darlin', you'll feel better soon.

SweetSubblyCali


EggZAKLY!!!!!!!!!!




martyrized -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 5:32:10 PM)

Don't worry! Thor is here to save the day!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LmxtDl-u1aQ




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 6:08:30 PM)

Gris, sweeeetie, you skipped the most horrific part of EVERY dental visit............paying the bill!![>:]




hejira92 -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 6:10:39 PM)

I once needed a root canal and I disagreed with the endontist just which tooth it was that was bad. He decided to test it by putting a piece of ice against it. I literally shot up two feet out of that chair. I felt like a cartoon character.
 
I have never before or since experienced pain like that (including 3 births).
 
Hmmm, it was kinda cool, actually. [;)]




soul2share -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 6:49:40 PM)

Gris, you poor baby!  I've felt that pain before!  And no, it wasn't during childbirth!

Maybe we can compare notes when I finally get the nerve to go to the dentist...I have two broken teeth, and at least two cavities that I can feel.......ain't NO WAY I'm letting them do a root canal...I had one tooth pulled because it was broken in half...unfortunately, the orthodonist ended up breaking the tooth off above the gumline, and drilling the roots into 4 pieces because the back set of roots had fused together.  Thank God for novacaine.....it makes me sleep for hours afterwards, but at least I didn't feel anything when she was drilling and yanking and twisting on the roots.....I did look when it was over...they had to be almost 3/4 of an inch long.....seriously!

I am such a baby about dentists!  Talk about your hard limits!




sunshinemiss -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/13/2008 7:41:55 PM)

Gris,
I love my dentist... i hum pretty songs while he puts his hands in my mouth...

*hugs sweet Gris and slaps all them bitches who don't know how to lub a sweetie like you.
sunshine




Griswold -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 8:01:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Gris, sweeeetie, you skipped the most horrific part of EVERY dental visit............paying the bill!![>:]


That's the easy part....I just give everyone that wants money my secretary's phone number and poof!!!! Bill paid :)

(It's like magic :) )




soul2share -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 8:23:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Gris, sweeeetie, you skipped the most horrific part of EVERY dental visit............paying the bill!![>:]


That's the easy part....I just give everyone that wants money my secretary's phone number and poof!!!! Bill paid :)

(It's like magic :) )



I don't suppose you'd give us her number?




Griswold -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 8:45:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Gris, sweeeetie, you skipped the most horrific part of EVERY dental visit............paying the bill!![>:]


That's the easy part....I just give everyone that wants money my secretary's phone number and poof!!!! Bill paid :)

(It's like magic :) )



I don't suppose you'd give us her number?


Hahahahahahahaha....only if I owe you money.




soul2share -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 9:17:42 AM)

<-----roots thru her box of IOU's.   Dammit...not a one from Gris!

But, I owe money...doesn't that count?  I mean, as long as she's paying off your bills, can't you slide a few of mine in?




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 9:28:08 AM)

First of all shame on all those who have poked fun at poor, poor Gris. May you all suffer his pain x 100%
 
Gris honey, why don't you come here and let me hook you up with my dentist? She's a phenomenal dentist, very careful and as close to painfree as you are likely to get....plus i have ways of easing your pain *winks*
 
phoenix (imp)




CalifChick -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 1:17:03 PM)

Back off Phoeniex you ho... I was consoling him first!

Cali
(apparently NOT in a sharing mood at the moment!)




Daddysredhead -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 1:49:50 PM)

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Griswold -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 2:32:11 PM)

[:D]




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 7:36:03 PM)

You talkin to ME? You want a piece of ME? Bring it girlfriend you're on!!!!

Edited to say: You were being sarcastic, I on the other hand am offering genuine caring and a decent dentist to boot. *sticks out tongue then runs away screaming*




CalifChick -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 7:46:04 PM)

The usage of my bosom is never sarcastic.  You had better run, chica, and run fast. 

Cali




Griswold -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/14/2008 9:43:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix

You talkin to ME? You want a piece of ME? Bring it girlfriend you're on!!!!

Edited to say: You were being sarcastic, I on the other hand am offering genuine caring and a decent dentist to boot. *sticks out tongue then runs away screaming*


(Well, I do have to say....she did offer booblage).

Everyone knows...even in rocks / paper / scissors.....boobs win hands down every time.




PanthersMom -> RE: I found the AntiChrist today (you can all stop looking).... (6/15/2008 12:54:59 AM)

cub had two teeth pulled last week, the oral surgeon chipped pieces off the bone when she was prying the one nasty bugger out.  i had him read your post and he chuckled and smiled, as much as a man with a swollen face can smile.  he feels your pain, unfortunately.[sm=tantrum.gif]
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