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JulieorSarah -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 1:46:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: virgini970

who cares as long as i like it i am the one waring it any way and if they don't like it then don't look


I do care. I am a submissive and I want to look good for my Sir.

If they dont like it, dont look? Thats an excuse used by those who have just given up. Besides what are we supposed to do to not look? Sear out eyes out?


... to look good for my Sir ...

or just for me ... it's amazing how your self-confidence goes up when you put a little effort into what you're wearing ... it could just be polishing the leg spreader, and buffing the leather cuffs, to ironing the dress ... if the taste in the apparel differs ... that's another issue, and if you can't say something nice doe't say anything at all.

it's the 'any way' that made me go oh dear ... if you don't care .. no-one else will

omg was that my mother speaking?



Asherdelampyr -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 1:51:31 AM)

Typically when me and my pet are together, I choose what she wears
of course, I care about fashion, and would love to go shopping....

guess im just odd :P



JulieorSarah -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 2:11:50 AM)

When He and i've been alone, what He wants me to wear i wear, when we go out it's been determined by how it will affect my day-to-day life, if we've been away, i'll wear what He wants there ... near family, friends and work ... i'll adapt as necessary... i like that He is thinking about me  (and what i may wear later) ...



Asherdelampyr -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 2:24:53 AM)

I take a sort of personal pride in how good my pet looks in the outfits I pick out for her, with her hair (god her hair is beautiful) done just the way I want it. Seeing other people turn and stare makes me grin, cause I know shes mine :)



stella41b -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 2:47:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I mean the world cup is a championship for a bunch of guys that run around trying to kick a ball into a net. I mean it isnt even a contact sport! Baseball is a game of skill, thought, and psychological one on one combat.



There's also a rugby world cup. Rugby is a game of skill, thought, speed and psychological one on ten combat. It's similar to American football only players don't stop for a rest every few minutes. However like American football it's played by men with odd-shaped balls which get touched at either end of the playing field but which can be kicked anywhere on the playing field.

Isn't baseball basically rounders but with stripy shirts and funny hand signals? Sorry if I sound ignorant, but I am genuinely curious.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 2:48:33 AM)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball

(hope it helps)

Also, I couldnt care less about baseball, and believe that soccer is a better sport, though I dont watch it either



Saratov -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 8:55:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stella41b



There's also a rugby world cup. Rugby is a game of skill, thought, speed and psychological one on ten combat. It's similar to American football only players don't stop for a rest every few minutes. However like American football it's played by men with odd-shaped balls which get touched at either end of the playing field but which can be kicked anywhere on the playing field.

[8|] That proves europeans are weird.  A bunch of guys " with odd-shaped balls"  touching each others balls and kicking them. [:'(]

Isn't baseball basically rounders but with stripy shirts and funny hand signals? Sorry if I sound ignorant, but I am genuinely curious. 

Yes, basically.



HypnoticDan -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 2:01:21 PM)

I think this is the first thing OP has written that's actually funny, because not one answer is kinky in any way.

1) Does this outfit make me look fat?  Don't blame the pants.

2) What should I wear to dinner tonight?  Those shoes, that skirt, this top, and a smile.

3) Do these shoes go with this skirt?  Are you questioning my taste, toy?  Maybe you'd like to question my taste in women, too.

4) Why do you love me?  Because the only person who treats me better than you is me, and you narrow the gap every day that I know you.

5) Are you Really going to wear that in public?  *The Look*  Of all the times you could have helped me improve my wardrobe, NOW is the time you decide to start?  Assume the position.

6) (Non-baseball fan females) What is so important about the world series?  It's a ritualized form of cathartic release for people who's lives feel empty.  Now hold still, when you talk it changes all the light around your throat and then I can't paint it right.




philosophy -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 4:17:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


I mean the world cup is a championship for a bunch of guys that run around trying to kick a ball into a net.  I mean it isnt even a contact sport!  Baseball is a game of skill, thought, and psychological one on one combat.



....football not a contact sport? Tell that to Vinny Jones, oh, and you'd better have your running shoes on [:D]

......as for the world series, just because a few  Canucks get involved doesn't make it a world event. They only do that to be polite anyway.......



jlf1961 -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 4:27:48 PM)

Well, considering I know of only three countries where baseball is played professionally, the US, Canada, and Japan  and negotions have been going on to actually to make the american/canadian series and the championship series in Japan a prelude to an actual world championship between the two leagues.

One more thing, should you take time to study the rosters of the American league and the National league, you will discover that we have players from all around the world, from Haiti and Cuba to Japan and a couple of Koreans.

Personally though, I would enjoy seeing a true world championship baseball series. 

On a personal note, the world series is the only pro ball games I watch.  I grew discouraged with professional baseball after the last player strike.  Players are no longer in it for the love of the game, but for the money.

There was a time when pro baseball was played by guys that earned a living playing ball, not a fortune.  Gone are the days of Ruth, Stan the Man, Hank Aaron, Johnny Bench, Willie Mays....  they played for the love of the game.



philosophy -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/16/2008 4:59:43 PM)

Actually, i'd love to see a truly World Series in baseball.......i'm an enormous fan and advocate of any sport that brings countries together. Oh, and isn't pro-baseball played in Cuba as well?



BlackPhx -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/17/2008 5:58:10 AM)

and Japan as well

poenkitten



tsatske -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/17/2008 6:57:06 AM)

I really don't see the problem, for a Dom, with most of these questions. Enjoy your Domness and revel in the fact that you are not vanilla and do not have to put up with vanilla shit. (chocolate shit is more standard, and rocky road shit is just scary. vanilla looking shit is definatly a vitamin deficency)

As MANY have pointed out, the answer to question one is, 'It's not the clothes'.

Personally, Master choses my clothes. I can dress myself now, because my wardrobe has been gone through and matched into outfits approved by Master, so sometimes he just tells me to go get dressed. If my shoes don't match, i whine a lot, and eventually he buys me another pair of heels, to add to my heel rainbow. ('Master, i don't have any grey heels, how can i wear my grey skirt....')

If you do not want to trouble yourself with chosing her clothes, i suggest you do it anyway, and that should break her of the habit. Next time she asks you what to wear, say, 'hmmm.... i'm taking you to that new five star restaraunt - how about those purple paisley pants you usually paint in, and that rainbow striped sweater your sister gave you?' a few attempts and she will quit asking.

Likewise, if she does not know that the answer to number six is 'several nights in a row when you get to leave chili on the stove and disappear to the mall with the credit cards', then explain to her that that SHOULD be the answer, but, since she had to ask, tonight will be spent gagged, in the closet, so you can enjoy your game in peace.

see? problems are easily solved, in our little WIITWD world, are they not?




JulieorSarah -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/18/2008 12:11:27 AM)

see? problems are easily solved, in our little WIITWD world, are they not?

i'll preface this with ... there is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid answers ... yep i have no idea what is
WIITWD?



jlf1961 -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/18/2008 12:57:29 AM)

Hell if I know.

But, I will say this, the next time some woman asks me why I get so emotional when some stupid 3rd base coach signals a power hitter to bunt (see game 7, Twins v. Braves, bottem of the 12th) instead of sending one out of the park and the batter bunts into a triple play with bases loaded, I will put two bottles of tabasco sauce in her toothpaste.



babygirlangel -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/18/2008 1:19:00 AM)

what it is that we do = WIITWD



tsatske -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/18/2008 5:45:27 AM)

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what it is that we do = WIITWD


Yea, it's a way of saying BDSM, Kink, ect - or Dom, sub, Slave, Master, Top, Bottom, ect - without inviting the debate over which is which and what they diffrences are and which terms applies to the given conversation.

Likewise, subs/slaves/bottoms/masos/ect, are sometimes called s-types, to avoid that particular controversy, and Dom/Domme/Master/Tops/ect are occasionally called 'cucumbers' for the same reason. ( and i am really fond of the 'cucumber' one, too [8D] )

Not that those conversations are bad or anything, its just that sometimes they can tend to take over EVERY conversation; those phrases are a way to kind of side step those issues.



BlueHnS -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/18/2008 7:46:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Okay, ladies, there are a few questions that many men would like to know, just why in hell did you ask us!?

I have given my answers, but I am sure other men have their own....

1) Does this outfit make me look fat?  (I always take the fifth)
I ask this because it's just freakin amusing to watch the askee squirm! Here's a secret ... I already know my ass is fat and that there's not a damn thing I can put over it that will make it look a size 4! And I'm hoping that's a 5th of Jack your taking, you can share it with me!

2) What should I wear to dinner tonight? (how would I know, I am wearing jeans and a pocket t)
This is not a question I would ask ... I don't care where we're going I'm wearing jeans and a tshirt.

3) Do these shoes go with this skirt?  (You are asking ME about fashion, I am the guy that thinks blue jeans, dress shirt and polished Justin Ropers is formal wear!)
Another question I'd not ask ... white sneakers or black boots go with all my jeans. What the hell is a skirt? 

4) Why do you love me? (look, if you have to ask, one of us has a major problem)
If I ever have to consider asking this ... you're not doing something right! 

5) Are you Really going to wear that in public? (yes, why do you think I put it on?)
Another for shits and giggles question! That split second of uncertainty ... so damn funny! You're an adult, I would think, hope, pray ... that by this stage of your life you would have down the concept of putting on clothing appropriate to the location you intend to be. If you are over or under dressed, that would be a personal problem. If I want to play dress up I'll buy a damn Barbie.

6) (Non-baseball fan females) What is so important about the world series?  (I cant understand how anyone cannot know the importance of the world series)
The appropriate question here is not why is it so important, but instead ... Do you really think you are going to watch that on my time? I could care less if you want to watch grown men hitting a ball then running in a square. What I care about is WHEN you chose to do it!

Now, these are the questions I have been asked, by women.  Now, really, I have no idea what prompts these questions, and I am sure there are a few million others.

I mean, for me, the answers should be obvious, why ask me in the first place.....




Eldritchdancer -> RE: In response to the thread: A question that's been asked millions of times... (6/18/2008 2:24:26 PM)

I make it plain early in any relationship that i on't give a fuck about clothes. I hate clothes.
I also make it clear that I will give compliments when/where I feel they are warranted. Period. Fishing for them will just get you a Look and a lack of compliments. It isn't a compliment if they asked for it.

But, in answer to #1, I have responded: No, it's all the ice cream and cake you eat that make you look fat.

Master Darkmoon



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