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missturbation -> Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 9:48:45 AM)
..............a jigsaw !! [:o] Seriously lol, i was talking to someone special [:)] on the phone yesterday and they were out shopping. He started saying something about bringing me a present and would i like a 1000 piece jigsaw. My response 'no way, i hate jigsaws, end up getting frustrated with them and flinging them across the room.' Not to mention those times i actually finished one to find the last piece is missing lol. So he says 'ah a good punishment, make you do a jigsaw'. I say 'noooooooooooo way evil'. He says lol 'ooh i could make you do the jigsaw whilst having corner time'. I also hate corner time [:o] Knowing i hate canes he also suggests he could have one of those jigsaws where you put your own pic on and have him holding a cane. After trying to convince him i love jigsaws really and failing miserably i hang up the phone, not literally on him but end of convo lol. Anyways i get to thinking that if he had one of those jigsaws made where you get your own pic put on when ive finished this jigsaw with him and the cane on in corner time he could then use said cane to cane me!! So what did i do? I phoned him and told him my ingenious plan. [:(] What was i thinking? [:o] He says im a glutton for punishment lol. Maybe he's right.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 9:50:46 AM)
wow, I read the first half of this thinking you were talking about power tools :P and yes, you are obviously a glutton for punishment

everhope -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 9:54:39 AM)
with all the sadists in these here parts, i think it wise of me to keep things that terrify me to myself for the time being anyway. rule #11 never tease a sadist. may we all find our bliss.

rubberpet -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 9:55:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation ..............a jigsaw !! [:o] Seriously lol, i was talking to someone special [:)] on the phone yesterday and they were out shopping. He started saying something about bringing me a present and would i like a 1000 piece jigsaw. My response 'no way, i hate jigsaws, end up getting frustrated with them and flinging them across the room.' Not to mention those times i actually finished one to find the last piece is missing lol. So he says 'ah a good punishment, make you do a jigsaw'. I say 'noooooooooooo way evil'. He says lol 'ooh i could make you do the jigsaw whilst having corner time'. I also hate corner time [:o] Knowing i hate canes he also suggests he could have one of those jigsaws where you put your own pic on and have him holding a cane. After trying to convince him i love jigsaws really and failing miserably i hang up the phone, not literally on him but end of convo lol. Anyways i get to thinking that if he had one of those jigsaws made where you get your own pic put on when ive finished this jigsaw with him and the cane on in corner time he could then use said cane to cane me!! So what did i do? I phoned him and told him my ingenious plan. [:(] What was i thinking? [:o] He says im a glutton for punishment lol. Maybe he's right. Be careful what you wish for, my dear...you just may get it! [sm=evil.gif] (But that's what you wanted anyway, isn't it...lol)

purepleasure -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 9:56:03 AM)
I enjoy putting jigsaw puzzles together. I know I can take my time, that there is NO deadline to have it completed by. Some of my best meditating happens while figuring out how to get all the pieces to fit together. Kind of like my life, it has all these random pieces, but it's up to me to make them all fit in to something that's comprehensible.

missturbation -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 9:58:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr wow, I read the first half of this thinking you were talking about power tools :P and yes, you are obviously a glutton for punishment Lol, maybe i should hope he doesn't read this. After all i don't want to be made into a jigsaw with a jigsaw [:o]

missturbation -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 10:04:49 AM)
quote: Be careful what you wish for, my dear...you just may get it! [sm=evil.gif] (But that's what you wanted anyway, isn't it...lol) In theory / fantasy maybe. In reality, me want the cane na ha no way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [:o][:(]

HebiDom -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 10:26:36 AM)
this gets back to the sadist rule of never punnish a kid with candy, you get punnished with what you hate, and transparency meens you tell us what you hate lol in reverse you get rewarded with what you love and transparency means we raelly know what you love as well

missturbation -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 10:33:26 AM)
I despise candy and shoes and new clothes and knives and whips Sir [:D]

HebiDom -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 10:53:36 AM)
well i will make sure i never get you any of that, canes and being ignored with corner time ans puzzles only, see im nice really

DesFIP -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 12:27:20 PM)
Actually it sounds like a good idea. Since you almost always lose a piece or two, you probably won't ever complete it, and therefore can't be caned upon completion. Remember to have a dog visit at some point so you can claim the dog ate the missing piece.

missturbation -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 7:44:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HebiDom well i will make sure i never get you any of that, canes and being ignored with corner time ans puzzles only, see im nice really Foiled ........................ again Sir [:'(]

missturbation -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/13/2008 7:45:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Actually it sounds like a good idea. Since you almost always lose a piece or two, you probably won't ever complete it, and therefore can't be caned upon completion. Remember to have a dog visit at some point so you can claim the dog ate the missing piece. Good thinking. I have two dogs already and im sure one of them will eat a piece or two.

HebiDom -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/14/2008 4:13:46 AM)
ah! but if it was a gift from me i would think you disrespectfull to allow anything to happen to it, so i would cane you for your disrespect of my gifts ;) or i could let my belongings get lost, broken or chewed with out a care ;)

pinksugarsub -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/14/2008 4:50:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr wow, I read the first half of this thinking you were talking about power tools :P and yes, you are obviously a glutton for punishment Lol, maybe i should hope he doesn't read this. After all i don't want to be made into a jigsaw with a jigsaw [:o] ROFLMAO, missturbation. i don't care for jigsaw puzzles either -- especially the '3-D' type. i do have a secret fondness, still, for paint-by-number kits. S'thing soothing about them, even more than knitting. Dunno why. pinksugarsub

missturbation -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/15/2008 3:40:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HebiDom or i could let my belongings get lost, broken or chewed with out a care ;) Noooooooo please Sir [:(]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/15/2008 3:54:20 PM)
how can u be terrified of jigsaw...he's just an old man that kills people without even touching them...he makes others do his dirty work....and makes for a great movie series in saw.... dont fear jigsaw....he isnt real ya know.

jlf1961 -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/15/2008 4:08:19 PM)
Talking about power tools.... Way back in the days of my mispent days in acadamia pursuets, one of the on campus groups had a fund raising event where all entries were rube goldberg devices. While in a team meeting discussing possible ideas to actually design and build, one of the girls on the team was overheard complaining about how the batteries in her toy did not last very long. Well, that was all the guys on the team needed to hear. Our design was a pedel powered vibrator that was mounted on a piston that would immatate the motion of intercourse while maintaining the vibration, and the whole assembly was self contained on a chair. The female desiring release from any built up tension used a bicycle pedel system that powered a small generator that we removed from the battery free bicycle light, and was linked to a system of rods that translated the circular motion of the bicycle sprocket to an up and down motion for the vibrator itself. I am sure that I could recreate the schematics should anyone want them......[sm=evil.gif]

pinksugarsub -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/15/2008 4:58:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Talking about power tools.... Way back in the days of my mispent days in acadamia pursuets, one of the on campus groups had a fund raising event where all entries were rube goldberg devices. While in a team meeting discussing possible ideas to actually design and build, one of the girls on the team was overheard complaining about how the batteries in her toy did not last very long. Well, that was all the guys on the team needed to hear. Our design was a pedel powered vibrator that was mounted on a piston that would immatate the motion of intercourse while maintaining the vibration, and the whole assembly was self contained on a chair. The female desiring release from any built up tension used a bicycle pedel system that powered a small generator that we removed from the battery free bicycle light, and was linked to a system of rods that translated the circular motion of the bicycle sprocket to an up and down motion for the vibrator itself. I am sure that I could recreate the schematics should anyone want them......[sm=evil.gif] o jif! i love Rube Goldberg 'thing-a-ma-gigs'. i've actually seen some -- in one of the big museums in Chicago or DC, i forget. Yr guys were such pervs...building a Rube Goldberg Sybian, lol. Take a look at some Rube Golberg 'machines' here: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=rube+goldberg+machines&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title pinksugarsub

jlf1961 -> RE: Terrified of................ (6/15/2008 7:24:49 PM)
You know, I could actually build the thing now and market it as eco friendly....... All I have to do is come up with a good name for it.... pinksugarsub you think that WALMART would carry it in the sports department? I mean after all, it would provide a good cardio workout.... Hey Greedy, I will need a volunteer test driver for the prototype......

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