How many Miles per Gal do Americans *Realy* get?

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Gwynvyd -> How many Miles per Gal do Americans Realy* get?* (6/13/2008 6:42:59 PM)
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles in a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud .. God Bless America !

jlf1961 -> RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans Realy* get?* (6/13/2008 7:37:48 PM)
This reminds me of a mathmatic equation that was thought up by a playboy magazine editor. L(ST)=D Where L= the length of one's penis, S= the number of strokes per minute during sex T=time it takes to complete the act of sex D= equivalant distance a man's penis travels per year. This lead to an equally important equation, LR^2*3.1415= PV, where L=length, R^2 is the radius of the penis and 3.1415 is the mathmatic constant for pi, equalling PV, or Penis Volume.

sophia37 -> RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans Realy* get?* (6/14/2008 11:51:11 AM)
lol you're both funny.

electriclove -> RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans Realy* get?* (6/15/2008 7:42:54 AM)
quote: This lead to an equally important equation, LR^23.1415= PV, where L=length, R^2 is the radius of the penis and 3.1415 is the mathmatic constant for pi, equalling PV, or Penis Volume. I think you don't have enought chores to keep you busy.... David in Miami

jlf1961 -> RE: How many Miles per Gal do Americans Realy* get?* (6/15/2008 7:47:52 AM)
Its not that I dont have enough chores to keep me busy, it is the simple fact that I have a 95% retention rate on what I read... I wonder if that was the reason I had a 4.0 gpa in college......

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