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jlf1961 -> RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? (6/15/2008 7:59:57 AM)

Now that is original....

I wonder if I can come up with something that would go along with the fact when the phone rings my five dogs start playing, one of them is a wolf/huskey, and she howls......



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? (6/15/2008 8:19:49 AM)

"Grand Central Station ...we have express trains running from New York to Philly to D.C. ...next one departs in 1 minute..."

or

"You have reached the private line to the mayor's office ...please leave your name, number and short gripe about your city service at the sound of the beep..."





GimpinDenial -> RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? (6/15/2008 9:05:13 AM)

I on occasion, answered in a stereotypical oriental drawl, just quick enough so they have to think about what I said:
"Chun Wun Foo chinese westwant, if you wan dewivery, you havta dewiver it you self"



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? (6/15/2008 9:43:36 AM)

hello...city morgue...please hold...we are in the middle of an autopsy.

lesbians r us.....we make men squirm...please hold.








Puppy4goodHome -> RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? (6/15/2008 9:45:17 AM)

well when they called asking me if i got the phone book yet i said im blind

when they call and ask if i can take the new paper for free i say im alergic to the ink

and when a chinse person calls i say Way and the rest i have no clue about other than that i can bark and say bow woof ruff



spinninsweetness -> RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? (6/15/2008 10:34:55 AM)

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Thank you for dialling the Hot Personality Lines
(Could you hold the line, please?)
If you press "1", I'll tell you you're everything I want tonight
If you press "2", I'll get on my high horse and give you a fight
And if you press "3", I'll stand at the back and observe from the right

You pressed "4", OK! That's the coolest and what would you know...
Angel, I'll take you so high, get it, mmm...here we go
Feel the blistering speed till the clouds try and cling to your tooooe
That's your 39p up, I'm afraid you must put down the ph...



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