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RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? - 6/15/2008 7:59:57 AM

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Now that is original....

I wonder if I can come up with something that would go along with the fact when the phone rings my five dogs start playing, one of them is a wolf/huskey, and she howls......

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RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? - 6/15/2008 8:19:49 AM

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RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? - 6/15/2008 9:05:13 AM

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I on occasion, answered in a stereotypical oriental drawl, just quick enough so they have to think about what I said:
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RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? - 6/15/2008 9:43:36 AM

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hello...city morgue...please hold...we are in the middle of an autopsy.

lesbians r us.....we make men squirm...please hold.

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RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? - 6/15/2008 9:45:17 AM

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well when they called asking me if i got the phone book yet i said im blind

when they call and ask if i can take the new paper for free i say im alergic to the ink

and when a chinse person calls i say Way and the rest i have no clue about other than that i can bark and say bow woof ruff

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RE: How many ways can you answer the phone? - 6/15/2008 10:34:55 AM

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