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jlf1961 -> Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 1:46:34 PM)

Look, we have all seen how normal politicians screw up even the best idea.



I hereby suggest we draft a dom or domme to run for president, then develope the Federal Motivation Agency that has the authority to public whip and paddle elected officials or government employes who grossly mismanage  a project or propose a spending bill that is pure garbage.




MsLadySue -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 3:59:51 PM)

If it works in the US would you be willing to bring the idea to Canada and putting the necessary legislation into place to make it happen here too?

Love the idea!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:27:53 PM)

I nominate my Weal Twue Mistress/Mentor Sylvere (As long as I Can be Vice-president and go hunting with people I dont particuarly like)




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:29:23 PM)

i nominate myself for president smiles




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:33:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I nominate my Weal Twue Mistress/Mentor Sylvere (As long as I Can be Vice-president and go hunting with people I dont particuarly like)


LMAO!!
 
I accept the nomination and request Asher as my running mate.  (I'll even supply the ammo.) 




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:34:52 PM)

Yay!!!

(Think I can convince Bush to come hunting?)

puppy, you can be my hunting dog :P




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:38:00 PM)

Do you think there will be subbie interns I can *not* have "sex" with?




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:40:31 PM)

I'll apply for intern if you bring the cigars.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:41:01 PM)

but of course!
we need some way to distract the media so we can change the world :)




AMaster -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:43:27 PM)

They tried, but that bitch H.C. wasn't man enough for the job. 




jlf1961 -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:45:20 PM)

Sylvere

If you let me run the CIA I promise that there would be no possible way that anyone could possibly find out that you did not have sexual relations with an intern.....

And put me in charge of NASA, I think it is time to find out what BDSM activities could be performed on the space station, you know, for future commercial applications......

Greedy, would you be interested to head up the research team?




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:46:47 PM)

I've got someone else in mind for the CIA, hes the sneakiest bastard I've ever met, and the only guy I trust compleatly
you can run under him

I say RS should run homeland security, and we should have public coporal punishment




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 8:53:46 PM)

Woo hoo!
 
Bring on the Oscuros.




MissMagnolia -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:03:10 PM)

I'm all for free corsets and paddles for all!!
I vote for Mondays off!!
I stand for sinners in the stocks in the public square (and free rotten tomatoes).
We want the freedom to wear only suspenders, stockings and heels whilst shopping!!

Who's with me?




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:05:03 PM)

can i bite bush :)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Yay!!!

(Think I can convince Bush to come hunting?)

puppy, you can be my hunting dog :P





Asherdelampyr -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:06:07 PM)

if ya want that rotted shit in your mouth, then ok




MissMagnolia -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:08:30 PM)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW . Now I have a rotting zombie Bush in my head, with puppy biting him.

Thanks for that Ash.[:'(]




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:09:23 PM)

np :)




Venatrix -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:10:09 PM)

My candidacy slogan will be "I can whip America into shape.  Literally."




jlf1961 -> RE: Draft a dom or domme to run for president! (6/15/2008 9:12:16 PM)

Asher, I worked with Spooks when I was in the army, but I will give up on the CIA if I could run NASA

I have a lot of ideas for zero gee human interaction research.....  and if we put it on pay for view, we could have the country out of debt and a balanced budget within say six months, and showing a profit after the first year Sylvere is in office.

But who wouldnt watch 4 hour blocks of zero gee pudding wrestling, zero gee girls gone wild and REAL kinky, and for the Dommes, I am sure that Sylvere could come up with a few programing ideas.  We will have pay for view zero gee erotic programing for every decadent, uh, normal people like us in the country.

And of course, a toll free programing suggestion line, various upstanding members of the CM community doing interviews for performers and guest stars.....

Not only will this plan get rid of the national debt, balance the budget, actually have the government making a profit, but we can use that money to put an all adult resort on the moon, finance a Nationalized space resort business that will pay for colonies on mars, all that good stuff.

Now granted the moral majority might have a bit of a problem, but I think the immoral, indecent silent majority might just start voting again.


and with a bit of creative bookkeeping, funnel money into the CM member early retirement fund.....




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