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One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 3:29:44 PM   
Griswold


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Status: offline 		This is for all those male subs out there that just need to get a few things off their chest:

Ya know those profiles that always say...."NO MALES!!!!!", then about 2 lines down they continue "did I mention I do NOT want to talk to ANY male subs???", then after a brief pause, they breath new life into the whole thing and then fire it up all over again with "STILL don't want ANY MALE SUBS!!!! GET IT????".....

I just love sending them an email asking...."So....are you by any chance looking for a male sub?"

(Better than making crop circles under the moon in Oklahoma and then calling the newspapers and TV stations and telling them "I just saw a bunch of whirly bright lights over at the Johnson place" if you ask me )

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 3:32:55 PM   
beargonewild


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That is sooooo  bad Gris!


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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 3:46:45 PM   
Griswold


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Status: offline 		Well, I had to think of something to fill my time....

(It was either that, or get a job...and that just seemed so distasteful).

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 3:47:30 PM   
everhope


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you have way more energy than i do, when it comes to the mail thing! i really try and control myself in regards to mail. it seems some of them guys love it when you umm fuck with them.

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 3:49:23 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		i like the ones that go no males..no tg..no tv..no cd...and especially no sissys.

like wtf do they have against sissy spacek???? sheesh...yes she's an old hag now but wow she was hot in carrie...

i always write and say you should put "no intersexed" as well.  then they write back and say...but your hot....


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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:00:02 PM   
Griswold


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Status: offline 		Well, I think the ones that truly make me laugh are the ones that say "I'm Bi.....Can you READ???? That means NO MEN!!!!!"

(And then I start thinking "okay...wait a minute, I knew this math shit was gonna come in handy some day....1 plus 1 equals 2, add 7, carry the 3, divide by.....hmmmmm....I still can't make that one work").

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:12:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Well, I think the ones that truly make me laugh are the ones that say "I'm Bi.....Can you READ???? That means NO MEN!!!!!"



i saw that one too! i was going to send her a smartass message, but i couldn't remember any of the logins that i use for that (that's the problem with always doing it when you've had too much to drink).

i've just put them all on "block"... futile gesture, but it makes me feel all important to have a long block list

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:20:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

This is for all those male subs out there that just need to get a few things off their chest:

Ya know those profiles that always say...."NO MALES!!!!!", then about 2 lines down they continue "did I mention I do NOT want to talk to ANY male subs???", then after a brief pause, they breath new life into the whole thing and then fire it up all over again with "STILL don't want ANY MALE SUBS!!!! GET IT????".....

I just love sending them an email asking...."So....are you by any chance looking for a male sub?"

(Better than making crop circles under the moon in Oklahoma and then calling the newspapers and TV stations and telling them "I just saw a bunch of whirly bright lights over at the Johnson place" if you ask me )


*snorts coke all over pc screen*
 
Gris, as i mentiioned to FullCircle, my calendar says the annual 'Dom Spanking Day' falls on July 1st this year.
 
LMAO.
 
<Runs off to the other side to write to an 'onyrkneesbitch' Dom, LOL.>
 
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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:22:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Well, I had to think of something to fill my time....

(It was either that, or get a job...and that just seemed so distasteful).



You could clean another corner of your house

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:35:10 PM   
BrazenBitch


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

This is for all those male subs out there that just need to get a few things off their chest:

Ya know those profiles that always say...."NO MALES!!!!!", then about 2 lines down they continue "did I mention I do NOT want to talk to ANY male subs???", then after a brief pause, they breath new life into the whole thing and then fire it up all over again with "STILL don't want ANY MALE SUBS!!!! GET IT????".....

I just love sending them an email asking...."So....are you by any chance looking for a male sub?"

(Better than making crop circles under the moon in Oklahoma and then calling the newspapers and TV stations and telling them "I just saw a bunch of whirly bright lights over at the Johnson place" if you ask me )


Perhaps I am misunderstanding, but are you saying that you're a straight male submissive who has been entertaining himself by writing to lesbian dominants who have been forced to state that they are not looking for male submissives?

Let's say that is what you're doing, let's have a look at it from a different point of view: In my profile, as I recall, I try to be polite about not being interested in guys. I really shouldn't have to say that at all, but some men clearly don't understand the meaning of the word 'lesbian'. To be honest, it's incredibly tiresome to keep getting messages and chat requests from guys who are convinced that they are going to be the one man that I'll change my sexual orientation for.

I'm willing to bet that the reason why some women here seem so strident in their profiles - repeating no males several times - is because they get a lot of emails from guys who are dictionary-challenged, or who are just plain jerks who can't believe that there is a woman out there who is not interested in them. If that is what you're doing, it's not as funny as you think. It's disrespectful, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get a bad reaction.



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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:38:38 PM   
pinksugarsub


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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Well, I think the ones that truly make me laugh are the ones that say "I'm Bi.....Can you READ???? That means NO MEN!!!!!"

(And then I start thinking "okay...wait a minute, I knew this math shit was gonna come in handy some day....1 plus 1 equals 2, add 7, carry the 3, divide by.....hmmmmm....I still can't make that one work").



LMAO.
 
i feel a challenge coming on here....to pick quotes from silly Dom profiles in rebuttal!
 
*hugs*
 
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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:41:21 PM   
pinksugarsub


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ORIGINAL: BrazenBitch

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

This is for all those male subs out there that just need to get a few things off their chest:

Ya know those profiles that always say...."NO MALES!!!!!", then about 2 lines down they continue "did I mention I do NOT want to talk to ANY male subs???", then after a brief pause, they breath new life into the whole thing and then fire it up all over again with "STILL don't want ANY MALE SUBS!!!! GET IT????".....

I just love sending them an email asking...."So....are you by any chance looking for a male sub?"

(Better than making crop circles under the moon in Oklahoma and then calling the newspapers and TV stations and telling them "I just saw a bunch of whirly bright lights over at the Johnson place" if you ask me )


Perhaps I am misunderstanding, but are you saying that you're a straight male submissive who has been entertaining himself by writing to lesbian dominants who have been forced to state that they are not looking for male submissives?

Let's say that is what you're doing, let's have a look at it from a different point of view: In my profile, as I recall, I try to be polite about not being interested in guys. I really shouldn't have to say that at all, but some men clearly don't understand the meaning of the word 'lesbian'. To be honest, it's incredibly tiresome to keep getting messages and chat requests from guys who are convinced that they are going to be the one man that I'll change my sexual orientation for.

I'm willing to bet that the reason why some women here seem so strident in their profiles - repeating no males several times - is because they get a lot of emails from guys who are dictionary-challenged, or who are just plain jerks who can't believe that there is a woman out there who is not interested in them. If that is what you're doing, it's not as funny as you think. It's disrespectful, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get a bad reaction.





Aw, BrazenBitch..c'mon.
 
It's Gris! 
 
You hafta admit it's a little bit funny.
 
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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 4:44:33 PM   
beargonewild


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ORIGINAL: BrazenBitch

Let's say that is what you're doing, let's have a look at it from a different point of view: In my profile, as I recall, I try to be polite about not being interested in guys. I really shouldn't have to say that at all, but some men clearly don't understand the meaning of the word 'lesbian'. To be honest, it's incredibly tiresome to keep getting messages and chat requests from guys who are convinced that they are going to be the one man that I'll change my sexual orientation for.



*grins*
So now you have an idea what I go through when I get messages from straight young women who state they found my profile quite enjoyable and they believe that they want to have a loving relationship (read spousal material) with me yet I do state that I am gay. Instead of getting annoyed and frustrated, I laugh it off and delete unanswered!

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:09:17 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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My favorite whine is the gals who post pics that make them look like a Girls Gone Wild audition, then whine that men LOOK at them!  Well effing DUH!!!!

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:12:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BrazenBitc

Perhaps I am misunderstanding, but are you saying that you're a straight male submissive who has been entertaining himself by writing to lesbian dominants who have been forced to state that they are not looking for male submissives?


Not misunderstanding, just taking it too personally. i've seen (i can pull them up from my "block" list if you like!) hetero and bi FemDommes and female submissives with the same type of text. Male submissives have a popularity rivaled only by Nazi sympathizers and guys who want to talk about their Kennedy assassination theories.

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:13:13 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:19:28 PM   
beargonewild


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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:25:11 PM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
*grins*
So now you have an idea what I go through when I get messages from straight young women who state they found my profile quite enjoyable and they believe that they want to have a loving relationship (read spousal material) with me yet I do state that I am gay. Instead of getting annoyed and frustrated, I laugh it off and delete unanswered!


So...Bear... when ya wanna get married?

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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:27:26 PM   
beargonewild


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RE: One of my favorite things to do on CM... - 6/15/2008 5:28:35 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Careful there faery or else I'll have to head down your way and start stalking you!


will you wear a dress while you do it??


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