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Mexico vs. Japan - 6/15/2008 6:10:57 PM

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Two Mexican businessmen in Tijuana were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, peeked in, and in a thick Japanese accent asked, 'What you sell?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'You doing veddy well, only two left!' Mexicans - God bless them - should not mess with the Japanese!

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