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GreedyTop -> Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:15:45 PM)
I have discovered another truth. This is the truth about morning sex. Men and women are different in the morning. Men wake up aroused in the morning.They can't help it. They just wake up and they want you. Women think, 'How can he want me the way I look in the morning?' It's because he can't see you. He has no blood anywhere near the optic nerve.

hejira92 -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:23:09 PM)
YAY!! Morning Sex!!!! (And it's even better if He starts while I'm still sleeping....)

GreedyTop -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:33:31 PM)
omg, I so love that.. or, at least I think I do.. it's been a while....

MissMagnolia -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:37:06 PM)
ROFLMAO!!! I have always LOATHED morning sex. All the stale breath and needing to go to the toilet thing. It's very inconvenient.[:D]

Lockit -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:38:24 PM)
Just come in from behind, pull her close... and give it to her fast and furious. No need to worry about breath or how one looks.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:38:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia ROFLMAO!!! I have always LOATHED morning sex. All the stale breath and needing to go to the toilet thing. It's very inconvenient.[:D] Not even with me? [:(] But I smell like Lilacs in the morning.[:)]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:40:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Just come in from behind, pull her close... and give it to her fast and furious. No need to worry about breath or how one looks. Morning sex...where the guy is so horney it could be you or a knot in a tree...

Lockit -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:42:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Just come in from behind, pull her close... and give it to her fast and furious. No need to worry about breath or how one looks. Morning sex...where the guy is so horney it could be you or a knot in a tree... As long as splinters aren't involved, I'm there... who cares... as long as it's good. hehe

MissMagnolia -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:42:56 PM)
Lushy my lovely, I would do you if you were covered in crap and smelling like a sewer.[sm=flowers.gif] And I'm not even bi!!

tsatske -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:47:20 PM)
quote: ROFLMAO!!! I have always LOATHED morning sex. All the stale breath and needing to go to the toilet thing. It's very inconvenient. I have always been very trainable when it comes to waking up. Master's alarm goes off at six am, so i just taught myself to wake at 5:45, which i do, every day, even weekends. I slip out of bed, go to the bathroom, ect., (the chain is long enough to reach the bathroom), then slip back in bed and wait for him. Master hits his snooze once or twice, but he lets me know he is ready to start his day, once he is, by rolling over into an accessable position so that i can begin my morning routine. (things like washing the dishes and cleaning the stove show up on the morning routine, but, later....)

Griswold -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:52:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Just come in from behind, pull her close... and give it to her fast and furious. No need to worry about breath or how one looks. Morning sex...where the guy is so horney it could be you or a knot in a tree... I find that entirely sexist towards men! (It's not like we'd go for just any* knot)*

Griswold -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:55:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tsatske....I slip out of bed, go to the bathroom, ect., (the chain is long enough to reach the bathroom)..... Now I have to say....THAT is SEXY as HELL!!!!!!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:55:36 PM)
Sigh. I only sleep near a parrot, and he doesn't even puke up food for me. From behind is good, I sleep on my side anyway, and wouldn't have to be all that awake....or awake at all!

MissMagnolia -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 6:56:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tsatske quote: ROFLMAO!!! I have always LOATHED morning sex. All the stale breath and needing to go to the toilet thing. It's very inconvenient. I have always been very trainable when it comes to waking up. Master's alarm goes off at six am, so i just taught myself to wake at 5:45, which i do, every day, even weekends. I slip out of bed, go to the bathroom, ect., (the chain is long enough to reach the bathroom), then slip back in bed and wait for him. Master hits his snooze once or twice, but he lets me know he is ready to start his day, once he is, by rolling over into an accessable position so that i can begin my morning routine. (things like washing the dishes and cleaning the stove show up on the morning routine, but, later....) LOL, and I'm a Domme and don't have to train myself to do anything[:D]

christine1 -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 7:01:02 PM)
how can anyone even think about sex before that first cup of glorious coffee in the morning? i guess if i were hooked up to an IV that would start at 4 am with coffee dripping into my veins i could do it...

CalifChick -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 7:03:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Morning sex...where the guy is so horney it could be you or a knot in a tree... I find that entirely sexist towards men! (It's not like we'd go for just any* knot)* Yes you would. Or should that be "yes you wood". Cali

jlf1961 -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 7:08:02 PM)
Hmm, morning sex.... Truthfully, it is the best way to start the day. However, there are a few things that really need to be addressed on this subject: Men, as a practice do not screw knot holes in trees.... Since my nose was broken I cant smell morning breath, or anything else very well for that matter. And finally, is there ever really a BAD time for sex?

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 7:14:53 PM)
Not every one is unable to function untill after coffe. I am quite capable of wakin up and going strait from in bed to what ever task needs done, all with out the aid of coffe. I am one of those people who once their eyes open they're awake and ready to go. no artifitial help needed. quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 how can anyone even think about sex before that first cup of glorious coffee in the morning? i guess if i were hooked up to an IV that would start at 4 am with coffee dripping into my veins i could do it...

Griswold -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 7:18:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Morning sex...where the guy is so horney it could be you or a knot in a tree... I find that entirely sexist towards men! (It's not like we'd go for just any* knot)* Yes you would. Or should that be "yes you wood". Cali Okay...okay....(but....I'd never use the same one twice!!!!)

CalifChick -> RE: Morning Sex..the Truth (6/15/2008 10:01:36 PM)
Keep telling yourself that darlin'. We understand. Cali (knows the reason he won't use the same one twice is cuz... uhhh.... crud, about to type a TOS violation)

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