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parttimehotty -> RE: Sundowner (6/16/2008 12:09:18 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty [Dictated to Mr SD by his PA]
[&o]I've just humiliated myself just for YOU....................ok!! [sm=passthelube.gif][sm=sex.gif]
Wait! STOP!!! I'm a Virgin! You must wine/dine me first then MAYBE I'll use my hand on you THIS TIME!
Mr SD thanks you for indicating your birthsign; presents are unlikely. He wishes me to point out that whining is unattractive in a lady, but assuming "dine me" means oral sex he is firmly up for that. I am asked to enquire the precise intention behind the phrase "use my hand" which is open to interpretation.
[Dictated by MrSD]
When I start makin' love I don't.(cuz I’m a virgin).. I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the Dom that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to use a virgin
Have you ever used her just before breakfast
Have you ever used her while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever used her on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever used her on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I stroked him on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the Dom that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you used her, huh?
Did you use a virgin yesterday
Did you use a virgin last week
Did you use a virgin last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on using her tonight
But just remember, when you start using
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be using
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the Dom that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
Now when I start stroking to my Dom
I don't stop until I know he's sas-ified
And I can always tell when he gets sas-ified
'Cause when hhe gets sas-fied he start calling my name
he'd say: 'Hotty, Hotty, Hotty
Hotty, ooooh shit, Hotty'
The other night I was strokin' my Dom
And it got so good to him, you know what he told me
Let me tell you what he told me, he said:
'Stroke it Hotty, but don't stroke so fast
If your stuff ain't tight enough, I will stick it up your...' WOO!
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the Dom that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... Woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
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