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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 3:32:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

**small voice, I just won one on ebay**

Can we be clear? Are you saying you've just "won" a left arm on eBay and it's therefore going spare?

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You would give your left arm for me to dry hump you. Admit it.

Cali

Can we be clear? Are you saying you would be interested in acquiring a left arm (in exchange for an available dry hump)?

It almost sounds as if one might be able to bring together three parties - one with a useless spare arm, one with a useless spare hump and one with a useless needy approach to life - and produce a result.

But I fear this may be wishful thinking.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 3:35:29 AM

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Pops head in and waves at sundowner

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 6:54:56 AM

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Head from misst sounds so desirable

- *waves cheerily*

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 7:01:58 AM

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I've noticed that one or two of the ppl around here are American.

And a while back you chaps felt the idea of being part of the British Empire wasn't cool any more!

You pointed out:-

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Seems a pretty sensible statement to me, so best wishes to you for a happy Independence Day.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 7:05:46 AM

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 7:08:07 AM

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Thanks SunnyD!

I hope your personal persuit of happiness is as successful as the United States' has been.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 7:36:58 AM

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*smoooooches SD*

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 8:48:18 AM

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It almost sounds as if one might be able to bring together three parties - one with a useless spare arm, one with a useless spare hump and one with a useless needy approach to life - and produce a result.

Wait, I'm still really unclear on the cost of a dry hump. Yes, I'm now quite up to date on the definition, thank you. But who the hell would I give my left arm to, and what precisely would they do with it? I mean, I use that arm, sometime for important stuff, and the image of it getting sniped on eBay by the world's oldest virgin is just... just.. just. ok, that's kinda hot. But still. It's my arm!

This DBSM stuff is over my head.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 8:48:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

Thanks SunnyD!

I hope your personal persuit of happiness is as successful as the United States' has been.

That wasn't very nice, pp.

And after SD was kind enough to wish us all a happy bd.

I think SunDude's "pursuit of happiness" has yielded good results...for a Brit .

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 8:57:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

It almost sounds as if one might be able to bring together three parties - one with a useless spare arm, one with a useless spare hump and one with a useless needy approach to life - and produce a result.

Wait, I'm still really unclear on the cost of a dry hump. Yes, I'm now quite up to date on the definition, thank you. But who the hell would I give my left arm to, and what precisely would they do with it? I mean, I use that arm, sometime for important stuff, and the image of it getting sniped on eBay by the world's oldest virgin is just... just.. just. ok, that's kinda hot. But still. It's my arm!

This DBSM stuff is over my head.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 9:47:54 AM

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happy bday USA

< Message edited by odioustoad -- 7/4/2008 9:48:31 AM >

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 2:08:14 PM

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Head from misst sounds so desirable - *waves cheerily*

How rude

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RE: Sundowner - 7/4/2008 7:05:45 PM

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i didn't mean that to be mean, CJ.

I for one am very happy with the freedom to persue what makes me happy.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/5/2008 3:20:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

Head from misst sounds so desirable - *waves cheerily*

How rude

Gosh! How terrible is this. I mistakenly mistook your greeting and responded with a suggestion that you might give head as a hobby (I'll go and blame Greedy of course, but I feel it's Cali's strong influence which has brought this about) and you, like a sensible well brought up Brit lady, are now shocked!

You must feel frightfully awful. I can't apologise enough. I mean it's unforgivable. You're sensitive, so of course you're embarrassed.

Would the traditional Brit gift of a bucket of jellied eels help ease the pain?

(Our company sells smoked eels and jellied eels - unfortunately the smokery and the jellifying plant are down South; my part of the business only nurtures the young eels. So I only have swimming pools filled to the brim with elvers which of course is no good for anyone. But as soon as I next visit the production end of the business I'll get a gift pack of our finest smoked and jellied product made up for you).

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RE: Sundowner - 7/5/2008 3:26:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

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It almost sounds as if one might be able to bring together three parties - one with a useless spare arm, one with a useless spare hump and one with a useless needy approach to life - and produce a result.

Wait, I'm still really unclear on the cost of a dry hump. Yes, I'm now quite up to date on the definition, thank you. But who the hell would I give my left arm to, and what precisely would they do with it? I mean, I use that arm, sometime for important stuff, and the image of it getting sniped on eBay by the world's oldest virgin is just... just.. just. ok, that's kinda hot. But still. It's my arm!

This DBSM stuff is over my head.

I'm as confused as you Strong on the humping stuff.

But I'm told the key thing on DBSM is to focus on the relational aspect. Get some true relationships set up and apparently all the rest falls into place.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/5/2008 7:13:18 AM

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pssst....SD....arent you forgetting something? Debbie?

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RE: Sundowner - 7/5/2008 7:39:56 AM

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Panics under the strain of over-work. Was I going to talk? I thought you were? Assuming of course that we're talking about the same thing.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/5/2008 7:45:01 AM

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Yes. Right. I'm a dork. Duh.

You have cmail and she's back on Monday.

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RE: Sundowner - 7/5/2008 6:33:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody
Wait, I'm still really unclear on the cost of a dry hump. Yes, I'm now quite up to date on the definition, thank you.

I'm as confused as you Strong on the humping stuff.

I cmailed the specific details of the dry hump to Strong, and I believe he is now investigating the cost of having his left arm surgically removed.

Sun sweetie? Would you like the details as well?

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RE: Sundowner - 7/6/2008 3:28:22 AM

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I've changed my mind.

Holly obviously thought it'd be worthwhile (her pathetic attempt to portray the procedure as a domestic accident simply doesn't wash) and it sounds less fun than one would wish.

Please may I have a wet hump instead.

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