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RE: Sundowner - 8/24/2008 9:50:04 AM

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And may I recommend a low-cut dress? Always works for me.

shows off your cleavage?

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RE: Sundowner - 8/24/2008 9:51:19 AM

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That's what a British private school education will do for ya... cross dressing, S/M and perversions that I am quite sure are against TOS to even mention. Thank goodness they at least taught you to sail !

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RE: Sundowner - 8/24/2008 9:59:41 AM

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Oh I've missed you cj. And yes, you can read me like a book

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RE: Sundowner - 8/24/2008 5:41:51 PM

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Brodeo brothers? Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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RE: Sundowner - 8/24/2008 5:55:35 PM

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hi ya sundowner just saying hello... kisses~t~

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 4:56:50 AM

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Brodeo brothers? Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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Who said anything about the Brodeo, Miss SmartyPants ? Although, Mister SunnyDude has mentioned the Lumus thang...I prefer my , ummm, dates, to have girly bits , tyvm.

Although, on a loooong ocean passage, well...any port in a storm, as it were...as long as I'm the Captain, of course. Those parrots and cabin monkeys wear out so quickly , yanno

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 5:00:16 AM

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hi ya sundowner just saying hello... kisses~t~

Hi beautiful lady - good to hear about AA

- you sound happy; very happy.

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 5:03:30 AM

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brodeo?

*special smooches for sd*

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 5:21:39 AM

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Although, on a loooong ocean passage, well...any port in a storm, as it were...as long as I'm the Captain, of course. Those parrots and cabin monkeys wear out so quickly , yanno

er ... cj? I don't know how to break this to you but (apart obviously from the Lumus thing) I don't normally indulge in the naval tradition to which you refer. Sorry.

<reflects> But then it's a long time since I've done a long offshore passage. (To clarify, by "done a long offshore passage" I mean sailed a voyage of some distance at sea, not entered the enticing bottom of some tall but sexy midshipman). Who knows what might emerge from the darker side if we were alone together night after night with nothing but the ocean to distract us. I do get amazingly horny on a boat; whether it's the exciting intimacy of isolation or the lure of all that ropage or the subtle influence of recalling the traditional flogging punishment or even the fact that watersports is so simple and practical on board a yacht, I don't know. Interestingly sailing is the one time I can happily work as 1st mate under another skipper if he's good. (By "work under" and "1st mate" I do not of course mean bottoming to his top in his bunk with a view to a lifetime nuptial commitment). So maybe here is a solution to the troubling Lumus affair - perhaps I could find closure at last. Which side of the bed do you sleep?

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 5:23:53 AM

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thank You dear. Yes im much better now. W/we finally talked. Amazing what talking can do. He agreed He was wrong (either though He was wrong), in every way. ahhhhhhh much better. W/we also made an agreement. W/we would talk things through. Imagine that the Art of communication, and no matter what W/we would always see things His way. (~mumbles n grumbles~) thanks Kisses

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 5:48:45 AM

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i found two definitions for brodeo in urban dictionary. one was very "blokey", redneck he-man. the other was very metrosexual. which is the most common one?

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 5:52:39 AM

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Although, on a loooong ocean passage, well...any port in a storm, as it were...as long as I'm the Captain, of course. Those parrots and cabin monkeys wear out so quickly , yanno

er ... cj? I don't know how to break this to you but (apart obviously from the Lumus thing) I don't normally indulge in the naval tradition to which you refer. Sorry.

<reflects> But then it's a long time since I've done a long offshore passage. (To clarify, by "done a long offshore passage" I mean sailed a voyage of some distance at sea, not entered the enticing bottom of some tall but sexy midshipman). Who knows what might emerge from the darker side if we were alone together night after night with nothing but the ocean to distract us. I do get amazingly horny on a boat; whether it's the exciting intimacy of isolation or the lure of all that ropage or the subtle influence of recalling the traditional flogging punishment or even the fact that watersports is so simple and practical on board a yacht, I don't know. Interestingly sailing is the one time I can happily work as 1st mate under another skipper if he's good. (By "work under" and "1st mate" I do not of course mean bottoming to his top in his bunk with a view to a lifetime nuptial commitment). So maybe here is a solution to the troubling Lumus affair - perhaps I could find closure at last. Which side of the bed do you sleep?

At sea, I always sleep with one eye, and one ear, open, SunDude, and my backside covered.

Perhaps the happiest solution for us both would be to cruise with an all female crew ? Screw the old naval traditions that you refer to, Captain, except, of course, that the crew does as it's told and follows orders to the letter or pays the price for infractions. In my experience, there is never a lack of willing, nubile female crew available to chose from. And, of course, the happy option of changing said crew at various ports of call when necessary.

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 6:30:27 AM

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I'm not sure I fit the 'nubile' classification.. but I'd like to volunteer for THAT voyage!

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 6:38:15 AM

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hm, from the look of that "backside" picture in your collection, gt, i think any definition of nubile will suit you.

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 6:42:54 AM

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*smooches Angel*

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RE: Sundowner - 8/25/2008 7:11:45 AM

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Amen!

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RE: Sundowner - 8/26/2008 6:09:39 AM

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GT, you are most nubile, I assure you. More than nubile, in fact. Most nubile.

You can crew for me anytime, darlin' !

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RE: Sundowner - 8/26/2008 1:15:11 PM

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Perhaps the happiest solution for us both would be to cruise with an all female crew ? Screw the old naval traditions that you refer to, Captain, except, of course, that the crew does as it's told and follows orders to the letter or pays the price for infractions. In my experience, there is never a lack of willing, nubile female crew available to chose from. And, of course, the happy option of changing said crew at various ports of call when necessary.

That's better - I was beginning to worry about you cj. A female crew does it for me - gives fresh meaning to the concept of "galley slave". Nubile not necessary - willing vital.

And a wonderful idea changing at each port - you know the GE corporate philosophy? Each year fire the bottom 10% of underperformers? It'd keep the delightful little subs on their toes.

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RE: Sundowner - 8/26/2008 6:36:12 PM

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*sigh*

I'm afraid the only boat I have right now fits in my bath tub, but, I'm hoping to buy a daysailor/weekender this winter if all goes well. My current lifestyle doesn't permit the time, expense and energy to justify owning a larger boat at this time, to say nothing of expenditure of same for maintenance. I'm looking forward to gunkholing the Ten Thousand Islands off Florida's southwest coast though with a crew of one...

Ummm, it just occurred to me that the land lubbers may have some inquiries as to the nature of gunkholing, SunDude. You explain nautical stuff so well and eloquently, I think I'll leave that to you, sir, if it comes up.

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RE: Sundowner - 8/27/2008 1:19:00 AM

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Ummm, it just occurred to me that the land lubbers may have some inquiries as to the nature of gunkholing, SunDude. You explain nautical stuff so well and eloquently, I think I'll leave that to you, sir, if it comes up.

You're so right cj - most of them probably think it means pootling around near the coast and finding pleasing little inlets or sheltered bays in which to anchor up for the night - what we sometimes call island-hopping.

But as you perceptively realise, they'd be making a common mistake. It actually refers to the extraordinarily fun competitive practice of identifying your own sub whilst blinfolded.

Briefly, each competitor (all doms) is in turn blindfolded and is then required to identify his own sub (from a line of several) by pussy smell alone. Of course (and this I suspect is why cj is so keen on it) the competition usually deteriorates into one long oral sex fest. Competitors spend more time pressing their soft warm lips to the girls' moist pussies and letting their manly tongues explore at length rather than simple sniffing. Optionally (but personally I prefer to avoid this) one girl is nominated by popular vote as the sub whose pussy smells most gunklike and she is required to have her pussy hosed down by the assembled company and is crowned as the GunkHole.