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parttimehotty -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 8:33:18 AM)
Another addition to my pending lawsuit over in Chrissy's Court........sheesh!

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:04:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 just poppin in to say howdy to some of my favorite CM people [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m25.gif[/image] tacklegropes the delightful Christine

LadyRainfire -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:06:43 AM)
And pending it will stay.... ya got no case..... [>:]

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:09:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty No Sir! I am the EPITOME of PURITY![sm=flash.gif][sm=buddies.gif] Dearest potty. I'm not sure you've quite got the meaning of "epitome". Were you perhaps encouraging me to look after you, and thinking "pity me"?

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:14:29 AM)
tackle gropes the delicious Lumus … er LRF

CalifChick -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:28:54 AM)
Dear Dickbrain: Please tell your client, Mr. SundownerDude, that my wittle... errrr.... soul, yes, that's it, my SOUL is bruised from his mean words earlier and it requires tender little kisses and licks... my SOUL that is, yes it does, in order for proper healing to begin. Cali

sirsholly -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:32:30 AM)
dickbrain?

CalifChick -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:33:10 AM)
His attorney's name is Richard Brain... aka, "Dickbrain". Cali

sirsholly -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:35:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick His attorney's name is Richard Brain... aka, "Dickbrain". Cali i actually knew a guy named Richard Heade... not hard to guess his nic..

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:47:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly dickbrain? Cali's had brushes with him in the dim and distant past. Guess who came out on top?

CalifChick -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 9:53:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Cali's had brushes with him in the dim and distant past. Guess who came out on top? Yippee Kyyyyyyyy Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! Ride 'em Cowgirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahem... that was a small hint of who came out on top. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 10:02:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Dear Dickbrain: Please tell your client, Mr. SundownerDude, that my wittle... errrr.... soul, yes, that's it, my SOUL is bruised from his mean words earlier and it requires tender little kisses and licks... my SOUL that is, yes it does, in order for proper healing to begin. Cali Madam I am instructed by my client to offer a spiritual and physical healing process for your bruises on terms to be agreed between the parties. My client is of the opinion that tender little kisses and licks, were they to be applied to suitable parts of your person, would produce a significant level of spiritual healing to your damaged soul (damage for which I should affirm we admit no liability). Given that the soul damage appears to be of a serious nature, my client has empowered me to suggest two possible courses, namely either a single, but more vigourous, application of the kissing and licking process or, as a secondary option, a repeated application of the tender kissing and licking process. I should be grateful if you would respond to me confirming (i) that you wish a healing process to be attempted and, if that is the case, (ii) which of the offered processes you prefer. I have recommended to my client that I attend any healing process in order to ensure full and adequate procedures but for reasons which currently escape me my client has resisted my advice. This offer of my personal attention does, however, remain in place and if you should feel my personal services would be of value to you please do not hesitate to communciate with me. Richard Brain Attorney at Law

CalifChick -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 10:07:05 AM)
Dear Dickbrain: (i) yes (ii) Choose I cannot. Therefore, slow and tender would seem to be prudent, yes, oh so very slowww, slowww then vigorous, yes, that's it, faster, faster, FASTERRRRRRRRRR.... then slow slow slowwwwwwwwww yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.... I'm sorry, what was the question again? (iii) not that you asked me, but someone has to work the videocam, don't they? All for proper documentation, of course. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 10:25:53 AM)
Madam Regrettably my client has a dinner engagement this evening and is now leaving the building. I am instructed, however, that he will be in communication with you (in what he described as a very caring and meaningful way?) on his return on the morrow. In the meantime, based on our frequent intercourse, might I encourage you to address me as "Dick"? I feel the familiarity might be excused in this instance. And perhaps I might venture to call you Miss Cali? Yours Dick

KMsAngel -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 10:32:59 AM)
hehe... he said intercourse.....

LadyRainfire -> RE: Sundowner (6/20/2008 10:45:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick His attorney's name is Richard Brain... aka, "Dickbrain". Cali i actually knew a guy named Richard Heade... not hard to guess his nic.. I had a friend who' s name was Peter Harder... He was listed in the phone book as Harder, Peter. Considering the size of his penis, he got asked that a lot. [:D]

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/21/2008 7:32:49 AM)
Your friend wouldn't be a relation of P.Harder (the well-known watersports guru) by any chance would he Rain?

GreedyTop -> RE: Sundowner (6/21/2008 7:35:21 AM)
SD.... there's a huge thunderstorm here today, lots of lightning.. hold me...

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/21/2008 10:46:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop SD.... there's a huge thunderstorm here today, lots of lightning.. hold me... Oh fuck. Late again. belatedly pulls the trembling GT close, holds her in his arms and murmurs quieting noises in her ear

Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (6/21/2008 10:50:06 AM)
I take it that we're ok not to have to sing "Favourite things" and bounce up and down on the bed GT? [sm=smile.gif] (But looks at the curtains ... looks at GT's clothes ... thinks ...)

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