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Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 3:10:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

.... that awful trollop Angel



Oh!

Gosh!

Thank you so much wanders for clarifying (I assume that, being in the antipodes yourself, and close both geographically and emotionally to the trollop, you know of what you speak).

I had no idea - I thought she was a nice, friendly little girl, rather like yourself. It's something of a shock to discover her true nature. I need to lie down for a moment.






Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 3:13:06 AM)





Hi toots!

<snugglefuckfondlegropes the beautiful the.dark>








RCdc -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 3:21:52 AM)

*squeals and melts at being called toots... loves it when he remembers...

the.dark.




KMsAngel -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 3:28:46 AM)

[:(]

i'm not a trollop
i'm scarcely more than a slightly soiled angel
i shall call the airport and advise that wanders terrorises (*sniffle* to angels, no less) and they won't let her in to see the pandas!

(i have a tag on my car. angel with attitude. i'm surprised you didn't see it wanders! [>:])




Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 9:13:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

[:(]

i'm not a trollop



Don't cry little girl - I believe you.



Note to self: get refund from Tiffanys for lockets




wandersalone -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 12:53:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

Note to self: get refund from Tiffanys for lockets



Who is this Tiffany woman and where is she hiding my lockets damnit?????




VirginPotty -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 1:07:24 PM)

Mmmmm, Tiffany lockets............I love mine!!!
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KMsAngel -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 1:17:14 PM)

sd, you're going to be blowing men at the corner for a very long time at this rate.

[;)]




Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 1:36:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

sd, you're going to be blowing men at the corner for a very long time at this rate.

[;)]




Er ... yes. Actually the street corner thing? Turns out it's rather enjoyable. I think I may be gay.







sunshinemiss -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 1:46:06 PM)

Bereft...

Not a single how d'you do from the Sunny one to the Sunny one.




Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 2:10:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Bereft...




Be not bereft, beautiful lady!

'Tis only that I'm shy - not knowing whether to tacklefuckfondlegrope you (is it bad manners to tacklefuckfondlegrope a lady if the lady's submissive?)  or whether to give you flowers  or throw bunny happydust at you[sm=cute.gif]   
Or maybe save time and just haul you into bed and shag you witless   [sm=sex.gif] 

But then, bearing in mind that I'm about as shallow as a puddle, would you simply disdain any of the above?

<sighs> Life is so hard.






sunshinemiss -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 2:12:46 PM)

It is a conundrum.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 2:23:45 PM)

Where can I find some of that happy bunny fluffy dust?

~confused




Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 2:52:26 PM)




Covers blushes in bunny happydust

[sm=cute.gif]

(and while she's sneezing, and wondering why her pussy feels all tingly, tacklefuckfondlegropes her)







xxblushesxx -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 2:57:04 PM)

***THUD***




Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 3:22:42 PM)



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sunshinemiss -> RE: Sundowner (2/1/2010 6:29:44 PM)

... moving from bereft to jealous.

*sigh*




GreedyTop -> RE: Sundowner (2/2/2010 12:03:17 AM)

*cries because once again, SD appears to HATE me*




Sundowner -> RE: Sundowner (2/2/2010 12:52:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*cries because once again, SD appears to HATE me*




Now look here young Greeds.

I have spent fruitless hours just staring at the Messenger screen, hopelessly willing it to show your response, no matter how hurtful or unkind. And what do I get?    Nil. Nothing. Zero.

It's not even as much fun as the traditional activities of watching paint dry or grass grow - at least with those something does eventually happen.

-----------------------------------------

<soundtrack moves into sad background music>   [sm=boohoo.gif]


Eventually I accepted the harsh truth - you hate me. For weeks I had fooled myself into believing your occasional posts proclaiming this heart-breaking attitude were nothing more than witty banter - but we men, in our hopeful chat with you sexy ladies, so often allow ourselves the false optimism of self-delusion. Oh cruel world; it is not to be.

You see me now a broken reed, my tear-soaked pillow [sm=river.gif] testimony to my despair. 







KMsAngel -> RE: Sundowner (2/2/2010 1:02:07 AM)

hands sd a tissue, goes back to study of narwhals...




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