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subtee -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 5:19:03 PM)
Don't do it! Just scroll back to page 1 ~scrolls back to page 1~

Irishknight -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 5:36:47 PM)
Learn to breathe through your ears.

ThundersCry -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 5:47:02 PM)
Fist her...first. Duh....

TheHeretic -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 5:53:02 PM)
I haven't read the whole thread, and have no intention of giving away some of the more interesting tricks I've learned from countless hours at the Y, but I'll steer you away from one bad move. No matter how good an idea it might seem, putting a couple bendy straws in your nose so you can breathe is going to make her laugh too hard for the fun to continue.

Irishknight -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 5:56:00 PM)
I worked with a guy who chewed on his first experience at the Y. This guy literally tried to eat this poor girl. Don't do that. Its bad. And if you do, guys like me will call you "Pit Bull."

cjan -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 6:16:35 PM)
Nevermind. I think ya got enough to work with , OP. Have fun and develop your own, ummm, licks.

JoePNY707 -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 7:21:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick You know ladies, I don't think we should unleash this eager student onto his girl without some in-person lessons. I think he needs encouragement, some gentle direction and redirection if necessary, and even a gold sticker on his forehead at the end. Camille? Would you like to take one for the team, or should I? Cali (such a sacrifice, but somebody's got to do it) Grin...I always knew that Cali was an altruist!

subtee -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 7:22:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Nevermind. I think ya got enough to work with , OP. Have fun and develop your own, ummm, licks. !!! Put it back please...

CalifChick -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 7:56:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThundersCry Fist her...first. Duh.... Oh good heavens no, I would not recommend that. One new experience at a time. Cali

ghostrider68 -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 8:08:18 PM)
Thank you all so much for your help. I will try and keep you updated on how it goes. Again, thanks everyone.

TreasureKY -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 8:25:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ghostrider68 Thank you all so much for your help. I will try and keep you updated on how it goes. Again, thanks everyone. Bit of a late response, but this thread might help some.

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 8:27:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Irishknight I worked with a guy who chewed on his first experience at the Y. This guy literally tried to eat this poor girl. Don't do that. Its bad. And if you do, guys like me will call you "Pit Bull." And women will call you bad news. (Yes, guys, we DO tend to warn each other about who is truely lousy in bed! And we also LIE to other women and SAY yall are lousy in bed if we want to keep them from bothering - thereby leaving you free for ourselves.)

zeedaddy -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 10:35:48 PM)
Get on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich!!

pinksugarsub -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 11:27:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ghostrider68 Hey everyone, I have a question. I want to perform oral sex on my girlfriend, yet I have never done it before. I'm slightly nervous as to how I'm going to perform, and if I will do anything for her. If anyone has any tips, suggestions, or advice for me, that would be greatly appreciated. I'm not sure if this is where this is supposed to be, but I thought it would be a good place. Again, thanks for the help. i'm delighted You want to learn! So many Men i've slept with have been terrible at giving oral se...IMO it's the rare Man who does it well and He is to be highly prized as a lover. Try reading the relevant section of 'The Joy of Sex', revised edition, by Alex Comfort. While there are other books i could recommend, i think this one is the best. i wish You and Yr girlfriend much joy! pinksugarsub [sm=cute.gif]

MissMagnolia -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 11:33:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I'm inspired to add some more detail. Whoever said don't start by diving in on the clit is correct, imo. Start by an appreciative visual and hand exploration. Then, run your toungue and wet mouth up and down each labia majora. Linger and tease. Nibble each one with your lips and very gently, your teeth. Then the inner lips. Be sure to take your time and be thorough. Explore with your lips and tongue. Try a li'l tongue fucking. If you are feeling adventurous, explore that li'l brown eye'd rosebud with your tongue. When she is humping your face, move to her clit. Some clits are very sensitive. Again, pay attention to her reactions. Start with the hood of her clit Suck as well as lick. Slurp.And, as has been noted, don't foget to use your fingers and hands. Is it getting warm in here ? I think I love you and I want to have your babies.[sm=cute.gif]

WyldHrt -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/17/2008 11:57:10 PM)
quote: Nevermind. I think ya got enough to work with , OP. Have fun and develop your own, ummm, licks. Others are waiting, CJ, in this highly... popular... thread. [;)]

leakylee -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/18/2008 12:56:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zeedaddy Get on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich!! nono.. this is not a sandwhich. nor is it a hamburger. with all the wonderful advise the only thing i can throw in (before i head back to page 1) is just think of ice cream. think of ice cream cone on a hot summers day. slurping.. no munching. god what a thread!! smooches lee

sub4hire -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/18/2008 7:38:00 AM)
Ask her what she likes...have her guide you. Stay away from all sugary substances if you ever want to do it again with her. They will cause infections.

KatyLied -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/18/2008 7:42:00 AM)
quote: the rare Man who does it well and He is to be highly prized as a lover. A lot can be overlooked if a guy is eager and proficient at oral sex. A lot.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Eating out for the first time (6/18/2008 9:12:09 AM)
Okay after having read through this thread and laughed my ass off, I decided to condense all of the lovely comments and suggestions for our young student: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "No matter how good an idea it might seem, putting a couple bendy straws in your nose so you can breathe is going to make her laugh too hard for the fun to continue." "Know where the clit is, yes, but don't START there!" "Get on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich!!" "Learn to breathe through your ears." "Put it back please... !!!!" "Oh good heavens no, I would not recommend that." "I think I love you and I want to have your babies". "think of ice cream cone on a hot summers day. slurping.. no munching." "Oh yeah that's right, use your hands". "Well crap! I thought I was about to hear about some new restaurant in town." "Show up hungry and ask for seconds" "no diving in like a Stuka having a crack at a Polish city." "Prop a pillow under her butt." "It is normal to get a pubic hair in your mouth unless she shaves so don't panic." "Say Brother..... Do you have wimpy hands or strong hands? Let em' feel the power and lust { you have for them} in/through your hands when workn' their thighs/lower cheeks during the lead-up.... " "Is it getting warm in here ?" "I think he needs encouragement, some gentle direction and redirection if necessary, and even a gold sticker on his forehead at the end." "Oh yes. Yesssss oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh YESSSSSSSS!" "Oh, and if she turns out to be an ear grabber, you might want to think about your oxygen supply." "I'm partial to the flat-tongue approach in the beginning... once the bases are loaded, all that pointy-tongue business belongs to the cleanup batter." "After having read this thread, oh, 40 or 50 times, I can confidently say it is my favorite thread." "Oh, I get it now... no, that would be wrong wrong wrong. You're not helping."

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