bscootin
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heehee yeah... i figure, when your at a bar and you want to give someone your "health n doctor update" i think it's just safe to say "i saw the doc, had a test, all's fine" nuff said? LOL
i have a friend, who's sort of adopted me as his daughter (even though he's like the movie 40 year old virgin, only older - NOT KIDDING) he's a christian, biblical, religious, theologeon, confused, good hearted, and friendly man. but he can't stay on the same subject for more than 4 sentences worth - doesn't matter if the sentences are 4 words long, or 20 words long - he'll change the topic or try to tell me it's time to move on to the next subject, even if i'm not finished answering a question.
his view on reality is a bit altered from the reality of normal, regulated society - his tree DOES NOT go all the way up to the top limb - TRUST ME ON THIS... but he still manages to pay all his bills, so he's not funny farm material ....... YET....
today he came to visit me, and i was showing him a little video i saw of the sinkhole in a town not too far from me (google up "texas sinkhole" if you want to know what i'm talking about) and he saw the video and he looked at me and said... "ah molly - the world is just coming to an end, that hole caved in because a black hole is slowly forming." i asked him if he really believed it, he said yes, he also added "if it grows any bigger - i will move up north to avoid getting trapped by a black hole."
like i said - his tree doesn't go all the way to the top limb.
he doesn't know when he's giving TMI - and for the past 3 years i've been trying to teach him WHEN to keep his TMI info to himself. some how i'm failing in that department. he knows he thinks and talks different than every one else, and so he went to go find a "shrink" to be his language teacher - to help him speak english. no, he's not foreign. and he doesn't have any accent... he just words things way too differently - almost like how i word things differently, but my way of wording things different is still clear enough for a person to understand.
like if i say "homeless person" you know i'm talking about someone who lives on the streets, or under bridges - everyone knows that one.
well, his word for that - cavemen and cavewomen.
if your laughing, it's ok, i understand. there's been PLENTY of times i've yelled at him for being so strange, but he just doesn't catch the plane - i try to tell him where his flaws are, WHEN HE ASKS ME, and then when i do, he quickly shuts up and says he has to go. but then calls me after he gets home to tell me of a "revelation" he had from meditation.
there's also been DOZENS of times i've yelled at him to not come back, and then he still comes back. he's not harrassing - he's not even sexual - he thinks masterbating is something to be highly ashamed of, and if he can't avoid masterbating, then he will do a self ritual to punish himself - he goes into his yard, gets on his knees, and spends all day praying to "God" to forgive him of that wasteful sin.
oh geesh, i've tried to tell him that if God didn't want us to enjoy pleasures that our body responds to by STIMULI, then he wouldn't have given us the ability to feel enjoyment from it, muchless give us the ability to use it. but, he still doesn't understand.
i've prolly given TMI - but i just sort of needed to rant about this... hopefully someone got a good laugh?
bscootin
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