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iwillserveu -> replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/25/2004 6:04:11 AM)

I work out a lot but for a strange ideal body type. I want to have the legs of Schwarzenegger but the upper body of Don Knotts. I told this to some guys at work and the younger ones did not know who Don Knotts was. Even promting with "Barney Fife" was no help. (I also tried whistling the song ang talking of putting my bullet in my pocket, but you can imagine how successful that was to someone who didn't know who Barney Fife was.) Mr. Furley got one to know that it was an old skinny dude.

Anyway, can anyone think of a new archetype for a 98 pound weakling? I tried "Urkel" but that actor apparently started lifting weights after series ended. Same for "Screech". (Aside: anyone see him mess up "Horseshack" or celebrity boxing?)

I got several lead singers of bands I never heard of, but I don't want to say I aspire to be a heroin addict.



Estring -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/25/2004 10:30:59 AM)

How about Calista Flockhart?



dixiedumpling -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/25/2004 10:34:29 AM)

Good one, Estring!

Kevin Costner comes to my mind. He's always looked wormy to me.



basiasubrosa -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/27/2004 8:14:21 PM)

Slow lulls in the lab will do funny things to people.....

(I apologize for the poor quality of the picture, and for the content if it is perceived offensive.)

[image]local://upfiles/34818/BDE51CA94BEA4AB38C8E9A1732E588A5.jpg[/image]



kiki blue -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/29/2004 6:49:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: basiasubrosa
(I apologize for the poor quality of the picture, and for the content if it is perceived offensive.)


heh, I thought that was pretty good:)



iwillserveu -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/29/2004 7:09:13 PM)

Good idea, but without breasts would be nice. (I'm not a pre-op TS![:)])



iwillserveu -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/29/2004 7:11:27 PM)

My head is rounder than Wallace's, but from the neck down it is pretty correct for what is my ideal and what I look like. (Although the CB is only quasi-accurate. )

Would you say, head and CB excepted, it is fairly accurate, M'Lady? (I ask because we often have a distorted image of our own body.)



LadyBeckett -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/29/2004 7:23:21 PM)

No offense intended to Ms. Flockhart, of course, but she doesn't have breasts, does she? I think something between she and Kevin Costner fits.



Estring -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/29/2004 11:24:26 PM)

I think Don Knotts has bigger breasts than Calista Flockhart. [:D]



dixiedumpling -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/30/2004 12:14:16 AM)

I saw a pic on MSN recently showing that Ms Flockhart had gained weight and looked "better".



iwillserveu -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/30/2004 9:54:27 AM)

Whether I have bigger breasts than Ms. Flockhart is in the end irrelevant.[:)] Same thing with me having more hair than her. If I don't want to aspire to a heroin addict a heroine might be problematic too. (iwill the pre-op.[:)])

Kevin Costner is a good example, though. It also helps that women don't go "ewww" when thinking of him shirtless.



kiki blue -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/31/2004 3:52:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: iwillserveu
Kevin Costner is a good example, though. It also helps that women don't go "ewww" when thinking of him shirtless.


I do.



iwillserveu -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/31/2004 4:03:14 AM)

kiki blue,

Don Knotts shirtless on your left. Kevin Costner shirtless on your right. You HAVE to pick one. Do you go left or right?



basiasubrosa -> RE: replace "DonKnotts" in my vocabulary as ideal 98 pound weakling (7/31/2004 6:57:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: iwillserveu

Good idea, but without breasts would be nice. (I'm not a pre-op TS![:)])


Breasts? I don't remember any breasts? You mean the protruding ribcage?

<sigh> My bad. Never was good at caricature. O Calamity.



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