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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/12/2008 2:11:43 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Kalon, my brutha, I just heard a rumor that the harem girls have an odd notion that somehow you and I will be overcome by their collective "estrogen power" and they will collectively try to top us from the bottom with some help from the two ( or three...ya nevah know about GT, yanno ) Dommely types.

This , of course, calls for proper preparation for the encounter. Time to gird our manly loins and eat plenty of spinach, oyters and rare beef, mang. Of course, once the leather starts cracking, I'm sure the cocky estrogen will melt to puddles of a different kind and my neighbors will be treated to the music of de lamentations uff der vimmen in der willage.

Dear CJ,
I truly do have your back bro.  That whole “duck and cover” thang was on the tip of my mind because I was stealing… um…  I mean borrowing idea’s from the old 50s air raid program slogans for some outrageous retro BDSM banners for my forums (not in beta yet). 

About the girls odd notion that "estrogen power" is less of an oxymoron than “consentual slavery” … hmmm.  Seems it would make more sense if it was "estrogen powerless" or "estrogen submission."  I could comprehend that much more clearly.  But, like you, I suspect I may be a little bit of a chauvinistic bastard. 

I have always found that the sight of blood seems to quell the “lamentations uff der vimmen in der willage”.  Perhaps I really should sharpen some of my tools?  I truly am at a loss to find my medical gear, piercing equipment and all those big imported needles from Denmark.  I had spinal needles you could have pierced two breasts with and it’s driving me crazy that I can’t find this stuff!  That shit on my bedroom wall really is the “slap & tickle” stuff.  I had castration elastator, two full sets of glass fires cups, pump cups etc.

Anyway, in “proper preparation for the encounter”.  I will gird my manly loins, take my vitamins and get the troupes in order! 
 
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When I was reading your other reply, I though you were gonna’ talk about dolcett girls, not "dulcet tones". 

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 7/12/2008 2:20:54 PM >

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/12/2008 2:36:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		You simply must insist that your slaves label your gear boxes when you move, dude. I feel your frustration. Oh, well, I'm sure there will be plenty of gear here and opportunities for you to work up a healthy sweat and work out the frustration.

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/12/2008 4:56:18 PM   
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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 12:28:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		CJ blew up his modem in an electrical storm (well, that's what he's saying happened... personally, I think he took the phrase "cyber sex" a little too literally).

Soooooo, we can scheme again while he's out.  Anybody got any good ideas?  I'm thinking a gallon of "guerilla glue" might come in handy.

Oh, and I'm loading recipes onto the laptop.  Anybody got anything in particular they like or dislike? (not that I'm going to pay attention to that)

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 12:48:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		You're going to COOK?  DingaDANG did we hit it lucky or WHAT!!!

I love that Gorilla Glue, it FOAMS.  Way cool. 

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 12:58:41 PM   
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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 2:01:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't need a flippin' recipe for snails... rinse, throw them in a pan with butter and garlic, and serve. 

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 2:25:24 PM   
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Snails are not my fave, but that, of course, doesn't mean those who like them can't enjoy them. Asamatterofact, since it has been so rainy here, the garden is crawling with them. Escargot, to me, is like chewing garlicbutter bubble gum.

I do think, however, that we should sock in a few sacks of cold water oysters. For stamina, yanno ?

As for menus and cooking, I figured we would all decide when we get together and go shopping for what we want. I'm thinking light, healthy stuff. I undestrand Gwyn is a wiz in the kitchen and on the grill as is RS and I'm not too bad either. We'll prolly just all pitch in and do what we like.

I'm really getting excited because it's getting so close. I'm actually all atwitter...in a manly domly way, of course.


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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 2:27:56 PM   
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Cali
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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 3:20:59 PM   
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Hm.  Guess I can't lose 50 pounds and get a facelift by then, eh? 

I am excellent at grilling, and all things involving fire, like roasting marshmallows.  I am also good at frying, which is a shame, since I rarely eat fried food.  What I do well, is the DISHES. 

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 3:26:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bing bing bing!  We have a winner!  Hib gets to do all the dishes!

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/14/2008 3:30:44 PM   
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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 8:57:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Okay kids, it's THIS WEEK!!!  CJ is going to try to get to the library to get online today, so any scheming needs to be all hush hush!  (so type quietly)

I picked up a new camera because I realized that I hardly ever take pictures with my old one.  It's a very early digital camera, and it's large and heavy (relatively speaking... it won't fit into my pocket or my purse), so I just never take it out. 


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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 8:59:33 AM   
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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 8:59:40 AM   
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Okay, how many times in a row can we make the boys come before they pass out?  I say, RS---five, Cj---seven!

(silly RS, thinking I wanted to do Bad Stuff to him...)

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 9:01:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Cali..ESCARGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a MickeyD's nearby???

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 9:05:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Tulip, we won't be having escargot.  No worries.  We're going to try to keep things simple.  I wanted to make chocolate truffles, because my method is not time-consuming at all, but CJ keeps saying no (I think cuz he doesn't want to borrow a food processor, which is essential to get the right texture).  Ohhhh, so if you guys want chocolate truffles, pack a food processor! LOL!


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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 9:07:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey should i bring some good Spanish food?
i can whip up some stuff.  It's your b-day, you shouldn't have to do a bunch of cooking....

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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 9:12:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think I've been taken off cooking duty.  I think CJ will do it before you guys get there, and Gwyn will take over for the weekend. That's really hard for me, by the way, because cooking for people is what I do, it's who I am, it's what I get pleasure from.

But making truffles isn't cooking, it's creating.  LOL.


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RE: CJan and the Girls - 7/21/2008 9:20:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Truffles?

Maybe Cj needs a nice food processor as a "thanks for hosting" gift?

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