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BBWnNC72 -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 12:38:00 PM)
i got this one once "you dropped something" then while i am looking around, he said "my heart"

came4U -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 12:39:20 PM)
Is your last name Campbells??? because you are mmm mmm good.

GimpinDenial -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 1:28:15 PM)
ooh... <makes note for future references> nice ones so far......

KMsAngel -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 4:44:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 "Your tag is showing, it says 100% angel!" i haven't had that one used. do you think it's because i don't go to bars? do i need to go to bars more often?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 4:48:41 PM)
When I was in college at the age of 20, I was sitting in the Student Union. A guy came up to me and said, " I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world and I want to give you this". He dropped a single red rose down and walked away. The odd thing is my former sir telling me about an army buddy he knew would go around doing this very thing. but I was in Dekalb illinois and that friend was elsewhere. Weird.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 4:51:24 PM)
'scuse me miss.... but.... could you help out a fellow horny woman who's down on her luck....

xxblushesxx -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 5:45:25 PM)
"did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

cjan -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 5:57:06 PM)
" I have a magnet in my ass for badboys, and I'm strangely drawn to you". It worked. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/slurp.gif[/image]

angelicbitch -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 6:05:19 PM)
The strangest one I have ever gotten was Nice ass!! Can I wear it as a hat?? It didn't work the guy that said it to me almost got punched in the mouth :)

Strongmindbody -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/19/2008 6:28:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelicbitch The strangest one I have ever gotten was Nice ass!! Can I wear it as a hat?? It didn't work the guy that said it to me almost got punched in the mouth :) Hey, at least he was really honest about turning into an asshat... I keep hearing that honesty counts, right?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/20/2008 2:21:22 AM)
Is your name Euro, cause you look expensive? I swear, that was in an e-mail a few seconds ago. (just broke off with sir and they are already dancing on the grave )

puppen -> RE: Lame ass bar lines (6/20/2008 4:53:21 AM)
Believe it or not, my teacher got this one. "Damn girl! Are those two midgits in your pants? That ass is fine!" I know, I know. WORST LINE EVER. I cracked up when she told me. SNERK

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