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LotusSong -> Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/19/2008 1:08:34 PM)
(This is just a funny thought going through my head when I saw that listed in the ads) ring..ring... "Hello. Orgasm Denial Line, may I help you"? "Yeah..may I cum"? "Please deposit $100 in the PayPal account". "Kewl. Ok. I made PayPal deposit. "You may proceed." "Uh. Ok. May I cum, Mistress" ? "No you cannot. Thank you for your business and have a nice day". Click.

JulieorSarah -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/19/2008 10:43:40 PM)
i had a similar conversation today with a 'software help line'!

maskedsow -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 2:02:18 AM)
ring..ring... "Hello. Orgasm Denial Line, may I help you"? Yea uhh Hi is this the Orgasm Denial line? No sorry it is not Oh but you answered saying it was No i diddnt Yes you did you said Hello Orgasm Deniel line may i help you Are you hard now? Well no i was when i rang Then you wont be having a orgasm will you?

UBERMUNSCHIST -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 9:09:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maskedsow ring..ring... "Hello. Orgasm Denial Line, may I help you"? Yea uhh Hi is this the Orgasm Denial line? No sorry it is not Oh but you answered saying it was No i diddnt Yes you did you said Hello Orgasm Deniel line may i help you Are you hard now? Well no i was when i rang Then you wont be having a orgasm will you? [:D]

LotusSong -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 4:47:06 PM)
Good responses, everybody :) Yanno.. a person could just ask their parental units and get the same service for free... Yo Mom? Yes dear, what is it? Uh.. can I cum? Huh? You..know.. can I cum? Son, you are 46 years old. You should know the answer to your own question. What have I taught you about that? That if I touch it again I'll go to hell when I die. And? Or I'll get hairy palms... AND?? I could go blind. Exactly.. Now what makes you think I'd be proud to have a blind, hairy-palmed hellion for a son at this stage of my life? Oy.

OutOfExile -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 6:33:25 PM)
Makes me think of this: [image]http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1213993001KX0nIUOGQw_1_1_l.jpg[/image] [sm=biggrin.gif]

LotusSong -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 6:59:35 PM)
[:D] Did you get the phone sex number she was dialing?

hejira92 -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 9:41:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maskedsow ring..ring... "Hello. Orgasm Denial Line, may I help you"? Yea uhh Hi is this the Orgasm Denial line? No sorry it is not Oh but you answered saying it was No i diddnt Yes you did you said Hello Orgasm Deniel line may i help you Are you hard now? Well no i was when i rang Then you wont be having a orgasm will you? But I paid for an argument. No you didn't. Yes I did. No, you certainly did not. If I didn't pay, then why are you arguing?

GreedyTop -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/20/2008 10:33:11 PM)
I love that skit

hejira92 -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 6:47:19 AM)
[;)] Knew you'd get it!

GreedyTop -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 6:53:03 AM)
:D

LotusSong -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 9:26:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 But I paid for an argument. No you didn't. Yes I did. No, you certainly did not. If I didn't pay, then why are you arguing? http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3HaRFBSq9k Yes.. the Monty Python sketch popped into my head too [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 9:46:02 AM)
it amazes me, sometimes, how many things will trigger a Python moment for me... sometimes, it drives people around me NUTS because they'll say something..and I'll pop off with a Python quote.... (I can't help myself...)

hejira92 -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 11:09:18 AM)
Yes, I suffer from Pythonitis, too. Almost anything can make me break out into peguins exploding, twits competing or sperm being sacred. Have you just finished a big meal? Care for a waffer thin mint? Can't get to the point? Ahem. My Name is Ann Elk. Someone expounding on the old days? And if you tell that to the young people today, they just won't believe you. Complaining from a boo-boo? It's only a flesh wound! I've had this condition for years. Be careful if you ask me what something or someone is doing. My most likely answer (given in a bad, falsetto english accent) is: It's Standing.

rubberpet -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 12:25:24 PM)
Want orgasm denial phone sex? Just dial one that stutters...[8\|] Better yet, one with ADD! She won't stay on a topic long enough. LOL

LotusSong -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 12:44:32 PM)
Oh, you're just no fun anymore!

LotusSong -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 12:51:25 PM)
[sm=threadhijack.gif] (by my permission) Feel free to put a link to your own favorite Monty Python sketch :)

hejira92 -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 1:19:53 PM)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo Four Yorkshiremen

hejira92 -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 1:27:22 PM)
And after that one, get a load of this update! Very cool! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeSzFMfAdVk&feature=related

LotusSong -> RE: Orgasm Denial Phone Sex? (6/21/2008 2:20:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo Four Yorkshiremen Excellent! Makes me want to start a humor thread with us old timers telling about our first "toy" "Handmade FLOGGER"???!!! "Well when I started out.. we didn't HAVE handmade floggers. We had to go into the forest and gut a bison, dry the guts and weave them into a handle and chew the tines into softness! Now THOSE were HANDMADE FLOGGERS!" But back to Monty.. loved this one too

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