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Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:31:26 AM

MusicalBoredom

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Inspired by another (or maybe several other) thread(s), this is an informal poll or something to nominate you or someone else for having the biggest dick. It seems to be important so I thought we could just decide it here and quit arguing about it in the other threads.

For the record, it's not me. I'm average or slightly better at best depending on the noises you make when I spank your behind (assuming you are female).

The floor is now open for nominations. Feel free to nominate yourself.

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:33:29 AM

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My non-existant penis OWNS all real ones by 17%.

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:35:13 AM

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i am the biggest dick

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:36:23 AM

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mkay, I say we use the keyboard rating scale,
Place erection on the left side of the keyboard and tells us the key it ends on...
This should help a bit..
mkay...
MINE
lands onto
lands onto the
dangit......
mine lands onto the backspace key...
(yeah right...lol)
Keep in mind not to type while measuring

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:39:49 AM

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i have one in my drawer thats 12"...i could have got longer but they're double ended and dont have a gf to use it with anyway...

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:41:00 AM

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wouldn't that be sundowners legal brief?

(not of the tighty whitey variety)

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:44:42 AM

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I thought the question was, who HAS the biggest dick, but then it seemed to change into who IS the biggest dick. So which is it?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Cali
(taking notes...

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:44:55 AM

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Ok so far faery's plastic dick in her drawer is in the lead. I'm not sure is puppen owns or not since it's plastic. And dark, no, no no..."has" not "is". Gimpin, I made my keys stick dang it.

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:46:46 AM

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quote:

who IS the biggest dick.

that guy named simon on american idol.

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:50:28 AM

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No, mine is invisible and powered by imagination. I win.

>;)

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:54:47 AM

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Thought it said who is the biggest dick also...

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:55:37 AM

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me tooo, hah
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All my big dicks are thick too... take that however you wish:)

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 10:56:31 AM

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runs to start my own thread .. who is the biggest dick lol (JOKE )

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:00:07 AM

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i nominate Resident Sadist has having the biggest dick. however, i don't think he would mind being nominated for being the biggest dick, either. he's easy going like that.

may we all find our bliss in a big dick.

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:05:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I thought the question was, who HAS the biggest dick, but then it seemed to change into who IS the biggest dick. So which is it?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Cali
(taking notes... )

Who HAS the biggest dick was the original question but feel free to answer either way of course.

...can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow? can you throw it over your shoulder...

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:11:54 AM

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*Puts dick on keyboard to measure*

Um MINE goes to F#. Is that good ? Wait...did you mean the black keys or the white keys ? And did you mean hard or soft ? Be specific, dammit !

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:14:12 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

i nominate Resident Sadist has having the biggest dick.

The proof is in the pictures. We demand PROOF, DAMMIT!

Cali

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:14:24 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Puts dick on keyboard to measure*

Um MINE goes to F#. Is that good ? Wait...did you mean the black keys or the white keys ? And did you mean hard or soft ? Be specific, dammit !

curious minds want to know ...which side of the keyboard are you laying your dick?
makes a difference ...ya know

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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:14:24 AM

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lmao Cjan.....are there tulips on your organ??? thats when it matters!!!!!
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RE: Who has the biggest dick? - 6/20/2008 11:15:47 AM

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I don't know about dick (since I've never seen her REAL pics) but I do know that Cali has the biggest set of BALLS on the Boards!!

Attach

to

you get balls!

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