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Could Be Worse ?? - 6/20/2008 12:39:29 PM

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A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.
The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G. A. S. H.
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"
"It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and herpes," explains the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas and pita bread," says the doctor, matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/20/2008 3:04:11 PM

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Aw, I miss Domiguy...

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/20/2008 5:40:05 PM

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hey thats right....do you know where he got to?....you may pm me if you wish.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/20/2008 5:49:23 PM

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lol Tee... thats the first thing I thought when I saw this,too,,

and AM.. cute ;)

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/20/2008 7:40:35 PM

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what did happen to Domiguy?

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/21/2008 11:01:59 AM

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He got modspanked to many times and was permanantly kicked off the site..............at least I believe that is what happened.

I miss his posts too, he was usually funny,(occasionally offensive.) but could be serious and insightful as well.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/21/2008 12:35:03 PM

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whew ... glad you said serious and insightful ... glad I don't fit into that category

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 4:31:42 AM

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Wait...can we DO something?? im feeling all Norma Rae today....groans, hips creaking as she stands on her computer desk holding a sign reading....

DOMIGUY

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 8:06:34 AM

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Did you re-aim your camera too or are you just standing there off camera with your sign?

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 8:24:04 AM

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hurrying to find that cam under my desk and brush it off....we could all get together and as a united front demand our Domiguy be returned to us.....

Do-mi...Do-mi....lemme hear the cry....the cry of ...FRREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMM

too much Braveheart and Gladiator this weekend me thinks....

but i do miss his sarcastic ass.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 8:29:05 AM

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I do NOT miss him one teeeeeenytiny bit. At all.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 8:32:51 AM

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comeon...whats the harm in a bit of misogyny....(wink)...

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 8:35:22 AM

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Heh. I am cool with misogyny! After all, I hate men, so pot/kettle, eh! <G> It's meanness that I can't stand.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 9:01:35 AM

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Well...we shall compromise....ill keep his meanstreak focussed on me and you can egg him on....i did see some mean in there and made note to avoid Chicago just in case...but all in all he was just amusing. The thing that made me fall in love with him was the whole pic of Tupac and the fact that hes the whitest, least "cool" guy....put the tongue in the cheek of most of his horseshit.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 4:18:04 PM

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Yeah, I did dig the pic of 2Pac....

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 4:23:04 PM

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gash = dg

I hope he's doing okay wherever his Packer-loving ass is.

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RE: Could Be Worse ?? - 6/22/2008 5:42:54 PM

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and a Packers fan??....now im sooo on my way to find him and bring him home.....gosh. i hope im not too fat or ugly or have too many limits....hehe....if you hear some screaming from the Chicago area.....it could be coming from me....ill keep you updated.

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