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Lumus -> Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:22:42 PM)
Mah furry ho bear needed a place to git his ass out and about and used harder than the spring-loaded end of a pogo stick. Well, dis is da best corner fo pimpin, yo, and I is da pimp! Welcome one an all to da corner of Ho and Mo-Ho, yo! Lemme see someone make me an offer fo dis fine furry manbeast's tight ass-ets! And if you need to be pimped out, yo...come-to-Daddy-darlin-I-git-yo-ass-out-and-used-like-da-ho-you-is! ~PimpDaddy Lumus

sappatoti -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:25:20 PM)
'Taint much, but I have a 1 cm long Herkimer Diamond, in it's natural state.

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:28:11 PM)
Now dat's whut I'm talkin about, yo! Come on down to Ho n Mo-Ho, all you horny mo-fo's...PimpDaddy gots what you want.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:28:56 PM)
i'll buy that for a dollar!

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:30:36 PM)
Bebeh-bebeh, look at da merchandise we gots. You gotta a dolla? Daddy find a way to make you holla. Imma go round me up sum mo hos.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:38:01 PM)
sucky sucky .05C (recession price)

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:41:01 PM)
Day-um! Dat's right, yo, cum one, cum all, cum holla for yo dolla!

sweetwenchie -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:42:26 PM)
[;)]Yo PimpDaddy Lumus! i gots me five dollah for da bear...

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:45:10 PM)
Five-dolla? Five dolla?! Yeh-yeh! Dat bear gunna make you holla! Imma go get dat manbitch now.

pinksugarsub -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:48:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Mah furry ho bear needed a place to git his ass out and about and used harder than the spring-loaded end of a pogo stick. Well, dis is da best corner fo pimpin, yo, and I is da pimp! Welcome one an all to da corner of Ho and Mo-Ho, yo! Lemme see someone make me an offer fo dis fine furry manbeast's tight ass-ets! And if you need to be pimped out, yo...come-to-Daddy-darlin-I-git-yo-ass-out-and-used-like-da-ho-you-is! ~PimpDaddy Lumus Well, now, that's a very attractive offer Lumus, LMAO. But i have some questions for You before i decide to accept it. Do You own a purple 'pimped out' 1969 Cadillac? Do You own a real fur fedora? What kind of fur? (Bunny fur does not count, Lumus.) Are You experienced at knee-capping johns who don't pay? How may pairs of brass knuckles do You own? Can You buy me the 'ho clothes i'll need? Are You a better pimp than this guy? LOL: http://www.jokesunlimited.com/video.php?videoid=79 ROFLMAO. pinksugarsub

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:50:22 PM)
i'll pay ya tuesday for a titty feely today

Lynnxz -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:55:23 PM)
O haaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! Attempts the crackwhore walk and trips off of the sidewalk

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 2:58:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub Well, now, that's a very attractive offer Lumus, LMAO. But i have some questions for You before i decide to accept it. Do You own a purple 'pimped out' 1969 Caddillac? Do You own a fur fedora? Do You have any experience at knee-capping johns who don't pay? Own any brass knuckles? Can You buy me the 'ho clothes i'll need? Are You a better pimp than this guy: http://www.jokesunlimited.com/video.php?videoid=79 ROFLMAO. pinksugarsub Bebeh, I git yoo wut yoo need, but yoo dun need much! Dayum, I gotta smack dat ass, yo! Yo ass must be jelly, cuz jam dun shake like dat! adjusts his leopard fedora and grins, flashing his gold tooth Bebeh, you wanna climb on mah ride, lemme take you in da back room! We can cruise in da Caddy latah. takes off the brass knuckledusters to crack his own knuckles I make sure you git treated right, yo. Anyone gunna slap you around, dat's meh! I hook you up wit all da high heels you could want, bebeh...sumthin low-cut to show off dose pretteh tittehs and high-ridin fo dose thighs! Mmm! I could eat off dose thighs!

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:01:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz O haaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! Attempts the crackwhore walk and trips off of the sidewalk helps you up Dun worry, bebeh, you in da right place! Mah hos is queens of da muthafuckin jungle, yo! Show Daddy if you hurt yoself, I make it all betta...

pinksugarsub -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:03:56 PM)
LMAO, faerytattoedgirl. http://www.popeye.com/ pinksugarsub

Lynnxz -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:08:44 PM)
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:12:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party? Dayum, bebeh, da corner ain't nuttin butta parteh and yo the parteh favah flavah! pinches your butt

Lynnxz -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:15:08 PM)
Ok! Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much! Every-ting you want ten dolla! has forgotten the rest of that movie

Lumus -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:16:58 PM)
Doan yoo worreh, bebeh, we go watch dat ole flick in Daddy's back room...

NumberSix -> RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo (6/20/2008 3:18:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Ok! Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much! Every-ting you want ten dolla! has forgotten the rest of that movie Ladies and gentlemen; it gives me great pleasure to introduce the next Mrs. Melby; Lynnxz.......... Ron

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