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Griswold -> Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:14:50 PM)
I had one CM email....(it was a bill collector...I didn't even know I owed any money on CM). I'm just your basic lonely guy....all alone....(by myself even)....(alone...by myself...I may have said that already)....not with anyone tonight (which may have already been covered...being "alone" and all)....by myself, as it were.... So anyway...I answered my email..."Yes, I'm sorry, I forgot to pay that bill...but YOU* forgot to send me the vinyl patching system!!!! So....I'm gonna hold your fucking money until I don't hear 'ssssssssssssssss' any longer". (I thought that was appropriate...and besides....their little DC air pump didn't work to begin with...so, I felt I was within my rights). (She didn't make that noise unless I really* put the screws to her anyways).... So here I sit...all alone...(by myself, I'd like to add).....with no CM email from a loving Domme.... (Alone....did I mention...by myself?...with no one....at all....) [:(]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:19:30 PM)
Wow, no one loves me, either!! We have so much in common....

Griswold -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:21:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Wow, no one loves me, either!! We have so much in common.... You and I have a gift. (And I ain't telling anyone how I do it).

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:23:51 PM)
Nobody loves me everybody hates me I'm gonna eat a worm Big worms, little worms Gooshy ,gooshy gooey worms, I'm gonna eat a worm. OOOOOh, first ya cut the head off, Then ya suck the blood out, Then ya throw the rest away, Big, worms, little worms, Gooshy,gooshy gooey worms, I'm gonna eat a worm today.

angelwithhonor -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:24:35 PM)
.........awwwwwwwwwww Griswold.............it does suck when that blown up doll doesnt stay blown.....hands him a tissue and smiles..i am not a Domme, but a lonely girl subby!! i really am alone cus the dont make Male blow up Dom dolls do they???>.[:D]

abcbsex -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:25:04 PM)
I got an email for a few months saying that my appliance rental bill was overdue and being sent to a collection agency. I felt pretty special that they were so worried about me :P

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:28:57 PM)
37 years of not being loved...i am used to it....just a fact of life now.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:34:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl 37 years of not being loved...i am used to it....just a fact of life now. You've probably been spared some heartache of falling.

angelwithhonor -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:39:40 PM)
.......... i used to play that damn Nazaroth song(i know i didnt spell that right) LOVE HURTS!!!!! it hurts ,damn that is a understatement..in SUCKSSSSS!!!!![:@]

KCherry -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:41:31 PM)
Love is work. -.-; Interweb huggles all the lonely peoples

Griswold -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:41:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelwithhonor .........awwwwwwwwwww Griswold.............it does suck when that blown up doll doesnt stay blown.....hands him a tissue and smiles..i am not a Domme, but a lonely girl subby!! i really am alone cus the dont make Male blow up Dom dolls do they???>.[:D] Ya know...it wasn't that the blow up doll didn't stay "blowed up"...it's that *no one* seemed to care that I was sitting here all alone with your basic 10 speed tire patch kit.... What if I was here...with a 12 volt air filling thingy....and it EXPLODED on me??????!!!!! Yahhhh that's right...THEN you'd feel sorry....but I'd be dead!!!!! In a puddle, on the side of the road (yeah, that's right...the explosion catapulted me 6 blocks...and the news people made fun of me!!!! NOW you're feeling bad, aren't you?????). Uh huh....go ahead....tell me now.... (Is the guilt starting to hit you?). I have to say...I loved every one of you...but when my inflatable doll lost it's ability to hold air....WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU???????? Yeah....I thought so. Living the Vida Loca eh? Enjoying life....forgetting about ole Gris....yep....I'll tell you what....when you're sitting on the side of the road..... ...and I'm sitting there in the HOV lane with my inflatable (future Mrs Gris).... Don't be calling me....I got your fucking number....

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:43:38 PM)
My sir just broke up with me monday. oh the pain the pain[sm=needahug.gif]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:43:52 PM)
Well dude, just call your secretary, she will get you a new inflatable...... then call me, and we will get drunk together and fuck! And there will be ice cream and cupcakes in there, too. Somewhere.

earthycouple -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:44:32 PM)
I just read your profile, gris. I'm impressed. However, you are better to be alone than to settle. Give me your address and I'll send that vinyl patch to ya, pronto like. Heck, I'll even send a spare or two, just cause I care. You know, as well as I do, you are much happier as is than with something less than perfectly desireable. Oh how I wish I had some of what you have; The immediate ability to weed out the flotsam and chaff. S

KCherry -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:46:25 PM)
Gosh Gris havent your ever heard of duct tape? Sexy silver yo! [;)]

angelwithhonor -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:49:28 PM)
.......just have to say Griswold, you made this girl really giggle!!! i truly needed this and i say that making someone smile. is a true gift, making them laugh is priceless..hugggggs to you and that damn blow doll that may or may not work now. have you tried bubble gum?....any flavor works i think...you may get a reaction to pumping on her and getting a bubble. but hey that may be a fetish in there somewhere...winks[:D]

KCherry -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:53:40 PM)
So you get a sandwich baggie, and a couch.............I am so not finishing this post lol. [8D]

purepleasure -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:57:12 PM)
~~~hugs those that need 'em~~~~ and for Gris... c'mere [sm=mistress.gif]

Griswold -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 6:59:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Well dude, just call your secretary, she will get you a new inflatable...... then call me, and we will get drunk together and fuck! (I can go with that....{we'll leave the secretary out of things....for tonight...all she needs to know is that I have a 10 speed....everything else is just....well....candy [:D] }).

Griswold -> RE: Nobody loves me... (6/20/2008 7:01:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelwithhonor .......just have to say Griswold, you made this girl really giggle!!! i truly needed this and i say that making someone smile. is a true gift, making them laugh is priceless..hugggggs to you and that damn blow doll that may or may not work now. have you tried bubble gum?....any flavor works i think...you may get a reaction to pumping on her and getting a bubble. but hey that may be a fetish in there somewhere...winks[:D] (I wanna watch you chew it though....{nekkid, of course}). (Did I say that?). (I believe I did [:D]). (Uh oh).

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