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Lucylastic -> RE: -=Too old for BDSM=- (Top 10) (6/21/2008 5:38:06 PM)
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Heres another few to add to them:)
Knowing When To Call It Quits ......Sometimes, like it or not, you're just in no shape to scene. heres a few examples......
You have a hard time finding leather Depends.
The dentures come out with the ball gag.
A wax pour is what covers your cake once all the candles are lit.
You take out floggers, paddles,restraints...and can't remember why.
CBT means you're out of Viagra and you have a date with the widow Harrison.
Breast bondage is when you've accidentally tucked them into your waistband...again.
You hand a flogger to your submissive and say, Beat yourself...I'm going to take a nap.
You find yourself saying things like, In my day, we didn't have no fancy store-bought toys,
We had to walk 10 miles uphill in 8 feet of snow and cut down a tree and make our own damn paddles before we could spank somebody.
You keep tripping over the chain on the nipple clamps when you walk
Lucy
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