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L8bloomer -> One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/23/2008 12:41:09 AM)

I don't drink and seeing this picture just sort of reinforces the notion to remain alcohol free.[:D]

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll211/tlforsyth/Comments/Passout.jpg



bscootin -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/23/2008 2:03:03 PM)

LMAO... HAHAHAHAHA LMAO  *choke* LMAO

i was taking a drink of water when i saw that... good thing i turned my head to spew? HEHEHEHE

another reason to not pass out drunk with your friends, is like something that happened to me...

i was with 5 friends, drinking - and then when i passed out, they all carried me out to the pond in the back yard, and let me sleep it off with my legs in the water, my butt on the ground between grass and water, and my head on a pillow case full of leaves. LOL

i didn't know that they did this till i woke up... i could walk without any problems at the time, LOL

bscootin


forgot to add, NOW, if i ever do drink, i drink ..................... ALONE!



darchChylde -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/23/2008 3:09:52 PM)

Why do i not pass out drunk with friends?  Have you met my friends?  Ma'am, Sir, my sister and all the rest... i surround myself with some sick, twisted, creative, evil and absolutely loving individuals who would have no hesitation about teaching me a hilarious and humiliating lesson.



SteelofUtah -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/23/2008 3:44:49 PM)

When I was a Two Fisted Drinker we called it Elffing. I don't know why it was called that nor did I ever bother to ask.

Elffing is what happens when someone gets too drunk too fast and is the first to pass out. Depending on how annoying the person is will determine what we do to them. If they are a pretty alright person we would just draw on thier face with permanent marker phrases like "I suck Cock" or "My Dad says I give good head" Or "I Fucked your Dog" or some many varierty. If they stay passed out through all of that we used to put lipstick on them. and then that was enough for the good guys you know the guys you liked.

If it was a Douche Bag who showed up to the party empty handed and drank all your boose and had to be told they were way too drunk a few times well then we got Nasty. I will give you Three examples.

1) My First Frat Party one of my friends got Sewn to the Floor. We all took turns grabbing a piece of clothing and sewing it to the carpet of the Puke, Urine, and Beer soaked floor. My Friend work up after everyone left and had to pee and since no one was down in the Keg room where he passed out he peed himself and in order to get up had to pull the stiches away which destrowed his Pants and Shirt leaving him to walk home in his boxershorts.

2) This Party took place in my own home. A Kid I hardly knew showed up with a Bottle of Jamesons Irish Whisky so I was pleased with him but then he found someone brought Gold Shlogger and decided to drink it ALL all by himself. He puked in the Back Yard and then Drunk like an Irishman who know he has less than an hour to live he went around telling everyone just how pretty it was and eventually passed out. Went fron standing to out cold on the floor so we wrapped him around one of the Patio Braces (you know the 4X4 that holds up the Patio) and then Duct taped him too it. ......... with 4 whole rolls of duct tape. We made sure if he pucked he would not swallow it but we also made sure he would smell it by duct tapeing a Bowl to his head as well as to the ground. Yeah that was one was funny took 3 guys with pocket knives 45 mins just to get him out. He complained about  being sticky from the tape for three days.

3) This was at a Party after a Local Bands Concert in which someone brought some girls Ex-Boyfriend who got really drunk and wanted to fight everyone. So when the drummer of the Band finally got tired he put him in a head lock and put him down. Sawing Logs kinda Z's I mean this kid was OUT, with his head leaned way back and his mouth wide open. SO the drummer who was a Freak, decided this would be funny as hell and teach this kid a lesson so the bad got out thier Poloroid Camera and every member of the band stuck the tip of thier dick in this kids mouth and took a picture, After the band was done everyone who knew the girlfriends and what a douchbag this guy was wanted to do it too, and then anyone else who just wanted to be drunk and stupid did it. When everything was done they went through 3 and a half packages of Poloroid film. The next Morning thie guy woke up to nearly 40 Poloroids of other dudes dicks in his mouth.

Moral of my Story ...... Don't be a Douche Bag and ALWAYS ALWAYS LEAVE THE PARTY BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP

Steel



bscootin -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/23/2008 4:42:47 PM)

heehee, steel... LOL

once i had only one shot of whiskey, i was in the bar, and i was with the guy who i was married to at the time. not even 10 minutes later, i went into a seizure, but the bar was so busy, my husband didn't realize i hadn't come back from a "karioke" turn... the rest of the people who were drinking, who saw me go down in a seizure, just dragged me to a corner and left me there. (the corner was in the back hall, BEHIND the men's restroom) the hall was only big enough to reach your arms in and pull out a broom and a mop and mop bucket. but, it was still large enough to put someone in there to lay them down, so they don't get stepped on by everyone.

by the time i woke up, i didn't feel the vibration of the blaring music anymore, i didn't understand why, i thought i had maybe died - and instead of talking to Jesus about going to heaven - i just earned my quick ticket to hell... it freaked me OUT.... this bar doesn't have any windows, and there were no lights on in the place, so i had to figure out where i was at, where a light switch was, so i could atleast find the phone and call for help. after about what felt like was 2 hours (it could have been only 20 minutes, but it FELT like 2 hours) i finally found a light switch, i turned on the light and i made my way to the phone and i dialed 911. i knew i couldn't hear what was being said on the phone, so i just repeated into the phone "i'm locked in a bar" about 30 times, and the police showed up (with the owner of the bar) abotu 45 minutes later.

my husband still had no clue - he left the bar and went home, then he got in bed and passed out. when the police man drove me home, my husband was still asleep. i tended to some house work, grabbed me a bite to eat, and then when i laid down beside him, he woke up and he said "oh good, your getting up, can you turn on the coffee?" LOL

later on i confronted my husband about it, and he said "when they were ready to close, you weren't there beside, so i figured you got lost, and made your way to the front door and headed home, when i got home and you weren't here, i got to thinking that maybe your uncle came by and took you out to his place, so i wasn't worried."

yeah... devoted husband...

bscootin



JulieorSarah -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/23/2008 11:50:39 PM)

I just wonder how long the cigarette lasted before they woke up!



GreedyTop -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/24/2008 12:07:28 AM)

*snort*



L8bloomer -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/24/2008 12:46:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah

I just wonder how long the cigarette lasted before they woke up!


*LOL* For some reason that thought never crossed my mind! Ouch!!! *L*


SteelofUtah: Uh gee, remind me never to get on your bad side! *scared*

*L*



rosanegra -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/24/2008 10:40:27 AM)

Fortunately the first (and last) time I ever got drunk enough to pass out at someone else's house, I was with people who were nice enough to look out for me, get me back to their place, toss me in the shower, and make sure I made it up to bed. 



ResidentSadist -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/24/2008 2:24:56 PM)

Detroit, 1980s, in the median of a main road…  a man wakes up wearing only a dress.  He wasnt dressed that way when he passed out.  (no it wasnt me)



virgini970 -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/24/2008 2:38:52 PM)

gross lol



SteelofUtah -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/24/2008 2:40:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Detroit, 1980s, in the median of a main road…  a man wakes up wearing only a dress.  He wasnt dressed that way when he passed out.  (no it wasnt me)


You Lying Bastard

I was the one who picked you up and took you home.

and it happned more than once.

Steel 



Quin -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/25/2008 9:08:35 AM)

When I was in the Army we had a going-away party for a guy who was getting out the next day. Once he passed out, as was tradition for the guest-of-honor, one of the girls got panties, bra, stockings, heels, a dress, and makeup. Once made up, he was duct taped to his chair, and carried out of the room and set by the commander's door and we placed a sign in his lap reading "Before I leave I want to let you know I'm gay." (This was before the "don't ask don't tell" policy). When the commander (a female) arrived, all she said was "I love that dress, where'd you buy it?"



SteelofUtah -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/25/2008 9:17:15 AM)

Quin I didn't know you knew RS That is exactly how I found him on the Median that morning.

Steel

**Thanks for being a good sport RS, and letting us josh you around like this**



GreedyTop -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/25/2008 9:27:47 AM)

LMAO, Quin!!



parttimehotty -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/25/2008 11:44:31 AM)

quote:

Moral of my Story ...... Don't be a Douche Bag and ALWAYS ALWAYS LEAVE THE PARTY BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP

Steel


Good to know BEFORE I visit you!





Eldritchdancer -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/25/2008 1:49:44 PM)

We had a "Don't pass out" rule in my home, for parties. One of the people who lived there, a sometimes douchebag, broke the rule. He was -OUT- for the count. So, our sadistic crew decided to stuff his butt full of crunchy cheetos.

Now, this friend gets gas when he drinks alot. It was funny to see the look on his face when he found an orange ring in his shorts the next day, hit butt hurt, and he felt 'crusty down there'. He stopped drinking heavily, that morning. >:)

Master Darkmoon



Hanable -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/25/2008 8:31:28 PM)

giggle snort* i dont drink.. not legal yet so.. yeah.. but this is jsut a reminder not to pass out.

H >:)



RubberWitch -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/26/2008 6:49:57 AM)

We called it munteroo (after the kids game jackeroo)
if you pased out, game on.
Your "friends" were allowed to pile up anything handy onto oyu, write on you, make you up, shave your eyebrows, whatever they felt like you deserved. However... If you woke the person up, you had to buy everyone a drink.

Oh, and the one saving rule. If you had your shoes off by the time you passed out, you were safe. This rule was put in place to try and discourage people from doin a whole fest without any sleep.





bscootin -> RE: One reason to not pass out drunk with friends (6/26/2008 7:21:24 AM)

wow... heehee... i'm afraid of some of ya'll now --- LOL

i will continue to drink in solitude, if i drink at all. LOL i'll make sure i'll lock the door before i have my first sip.

bscootin



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