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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 8:06:45 AM   
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Well, I'd introduce you to my lovely ex-wife, but she's been missing
ever since that bucket of water incident at the castle.

chia* (the pet)

Interesting, a house fell on my ex wife.  I wonder if they knew each other? 


Haha, got me laughing out loud with these responses except for the fact that I'll be singing We're off  to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz...all day long now.



Well, whether Chia know's it or not, we represent the Lollipop Guild.

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 8:29:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yes the bitch from hell really exist and shes in the kitchen making me some lunch smile..

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 8:46:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

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ORIGINAL: laura2161

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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Well, I'd introduce you to my lovely ex-wife, but she's been missing
ever since that bucket of water incident at the castle.

chia* (the pet)

Interesting, a house fell on my ex wife.  I wonder if they knew each other? 


Haha, got me laughing out loud with these responses except for the fact that I'll be singing We're off  to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz...all day long now.



Well, whether Chia know's it or not, we represent the Lollipop Guild.


"And we welcome you to munchkin land."

Ok ok ok, enough already.

Now take off those wings and get back down here.

You're scaring the neighbors with that monkey act.

chia* (the pet)

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 9:10:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		if you really want a bitch from hell and are in the Birmingham area .... I have just the woman for you ... drop me a mail on the other side

but seriously ... she does *not* play nice

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 9:25:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		I used to live next door from the bitch from hell.  She would call the cops when someone would park in front of her house in the public street.  Her brother-in-law was a cop so it was common to see them pull up to our block.  Children knew enough to rollerskate in the streets rather than risk having her run out with a broom.  Her family was in the bail bonds business and she had judges on speed dial.  In the time I lived next door to her she had sued 18 people for various offenses.  Not companies, regular people who happened to cross her for some imagined offense.  It was a common thing to hear her screeching at her husband, or tossing bottles at him as he left for the day.  She taught her daughters to believe they were better than other people, leading them to become rapidly disliked.  They changed school districts a few times because of threats to their safety.  They finally ended up in private school, which I suspect was her intent all along.

I would tell you where she lives but after 20 yrs she was finally committed for cracking her mother-in-law over the head with a pane of leaded glass.  But she was the bitch from hell by nearly every standard.
Kyst

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 10:13:54 AM   
Owner4SexSlave


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Status: offline 		I have yet to meet any talking female dogs proclaiming they are from Hell, where ever hell actually is.

I'm certain you might be able to find what you looking for, but exploring dating (pen pal) options with female immates, you might find what you are looking for, if you honestly want somebody from HELL.

  

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 11:04:41 AM   
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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 11:53:52 AM   
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It's pretty difficult to keep up the intencity of "Bitch from Hell" 24/7.  But push my buttons and I'll give it to you for about an hour until I run out of steam.


Yeah, right.    I'll bet your "bitch" button doesn't go past "2."


And even if it did it would come out all flower-scented Sunbeams, Rainbows, and Pastel Marshmellow Butterflys.



"Bitch from Hell"? Please...

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 12:31:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		My bitch from hell doesnt appear often (maybe three times in my life), but when she does, people dont seem to stick around for the party. My bitch from hell is pissed and kickin ass way beyond angry. I have no empathy, sympathy or respect for living tissue or mental anguish. I guess it depends on your definition. I dont like my bitch from hell.
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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 3:42:20 PM   
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it has always been a fantasy of mine to be owned by one but is it just role play with most mistress's or do they really exist?.

I think the problem comes because, to be a bitch from hell, a female has to have some pretty serious emotional baggage; a fulltime anger at men in general. If you found a lady who needs, but does not take, Prozac; who has been married to at least one real sadist or whose father was sadistic, then you may get your wish. I'm not trying to be glib or sarcastic.

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 7:30:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: EvilKitty

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ORIGINAL: trainme4use

it has always been a fantasy of mine to be owned by one but is it just role play with most mistress's or do they really exist?.

I think the problem comes because, to be a bitch from hell, a female has to have some pretty serious emotional baggage; a fulltime anger at men in general. If you found a lady who needs, but does not take, Prozac; who has been married to at least one real sadist or whose father was sadistic, then you may get your wish. I'm not trying to be glib or sarcastic.


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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 9:21:30 PM   
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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 11:52:51 PM   
LadyHugs


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Status: offline 		Dear trainme4use, Ladies and Gentlemen;

H--ll tossed me out, telling me I was over qualified. [Chuckles]

Second in command is my mummy. (mother)

Just some thoughts filled with much humor,

Respectfully submitted for consideration with humor,
Lady Hugs

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/24/2008 11:59:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sure,they are often reffered to as "mother in laws".

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/25/2008 4:13:31 AM   
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It's pretty difficult to keep up the intencity of "Bitch from Hell" 24/7.  But push my buttons and I'll give it to you for about an hour until I run out of steam.


Yeah, right.    I'll bet your "bitch" button doesn't go past "2."


You know... 'Baiting' doesn't actually work when you send PM's to remind me to come read this thread.

Besides, I'm currently WAY to happy planning a big weekend with my mentor Dom/Domme couple and my new boy toy.  Poor dear doesn't know what he's getting into.  The only bottom while THREE tops discuss technique and try new things.  PLUS my semi vanilla husband who just built a new style restraint harness that he wants to test out.  *evil giggles*  The mear thoughts of the possiblilities keep me far to giddy to blast you Terms.

Now... should you start in on the "Dumb Ass Customer" routine, that will normally get me going.   Just ask those two young bitches I caught 'shopping' in my stock room during my 'crush' week,  throwing merchandise on the floor because the show room was to crowded and messy for them to be bothered with.  THEY learned the true meaning of "Bitch from Hell".  Let me tell you, it was all I could do to keep from tearing them limb from limb.


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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/25/2008 5:00:43 AM   
KaineD


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Status: offline 		Haha, I really couldn't be a male sub.  If I met the "bitch from hell" it would take everything in me not to beat her face.

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/25/2008 5:43:22 AM   
MsStarlett


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Status: offline 		Com'ere Kainy boy... Let me see how fast I can shove your own arm up your ass.  

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/25/2008 6:08:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: trainme4use

it has always been a fantasy of mine to be owned by one but is it just role play with most mistress's or do they really exist?.


They do, but this comes under the heading of "be careful of what you wish for."  It's a lot more survivable to do this sort of thing with a person who is just role playing.  Does the name "Ilse Koch" sound familiar?

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/25/2008 8:36:40 AM   
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You know... 'Baiting' doesn't actually work when you send PM's to remind me to come read this thread.

This seems so much more pathetic when you say it.

Besides, I'm currently WAY to happy planning a big weekend with my mentor Dom/Domme couple and my new boy toy.  Poor dear doesn't know what he's getting into.  The only bottom while THREE tops discuss technique and try new things.  PLUS my semi vanilla husband who just built a new style restraint harness that he wants to test out.  *evil giggles*  The mear thoughts of the possiblilities keep me far to giddy to blast you Terms.

Awesome! Have a great weekend with your new toys! Do kiss and tell.

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RE: does the bitch from hell really exist? - 6/25/2008 8:52:03 AM   
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I don't think the OP was really looking for The Bitch From Hell......... he hasn't came back to respond yet!

But then again, maybe one found him already and caught him searching..............  we may never hear from him again.

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