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RE: Penis erections - 6/24/2008 7:09:17 AM   
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This is a question for both men and women. I have seen in some films that some men have a horizontal erection, whilst others, there penis curls to the side when the penis is fully erected.

Is this because men with longer penis’s, their penis’s tend to hang down to one side of their boxer shorts which causes it to become curled, and therefore when erected the penis is not fully straight up.  Hence, men with small dicks that do not have this curl effect.
I just wondered why this was, and how to have a straight penis when fully erected. Also what do women prefer a fully straight penis when erected or slightly curled?


O, i love this topic -- cocks are among my favorite things, LMAO.
 
Because I was on another site (I'm sure you all know which one) I have by now been treated to 1,000's of cock shots.  As if I didn't already know this, cocks come in different sizes, colors and 'direction'.
 
My own personal preference is for a cock which is not especially funny-looking and averge in size.  For me, there's such a thing as 'too big'. 
 
I can't tell you how many Doms have 'bragged' to me that Their have enormous cocks. I do Them the courtesy of believing Them, and tell Them we can only be friends. 
 
I want to have a happy sex life with my Dom, and being torn to bits isn't my idea of a good time.
 
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RE: Penis erections - 6/24/2008 7:20:54 AM   
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I remember "Silly Straws"...


Yeah, that's what they were called. Motivation to suck down every last drop of your milk!! LOL..."Silly Penises (penii?)" might provide just the right amount of motivation to the non-swallowing crowd!

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RE: Penis erections - 6/24/2008 7:37:07 AM   
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I just wondered why this was, and how to have a straight penis when fully erected. Also what do women prefer a fully straight penis when erected or slightly curled?



as a general rule - very general - women don't choose their men based on how their penis looks - erect or otherwise. If we disregard this fact, then i have to say i would love to see a penis that does a loop-de-loop.  very cool.

actually, i can't say that i have considered the matter one way or the other. I don't usually think about disembodied penis's

oh oh - has anyone else seen the "run dick run" video? - disembodied penis and balls running - hehehehe


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RE: Penis erections - 6/24/2008 9:52:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL...no...the curve thing doesn't come from size....

Though,jerking off with a curve in your penis would be weird I'd think....you'd slowly start to lean in the direction of the curve,wouldn't you?...LMAO

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RE: Penis erections - 6/24/2008 11:10:42 PM   
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The curving thing has nothing to do with size.  Some cocks curve horizontally, some vertically, some don't at all.  Erections vary from going straight down to almost straight up.  It's natural variation.  I've included a link you may want to look at.

http://www.erectionphotos.com/frames_index.htm

My preference in cocks has everything to do with the man attatched to it!  (smiling)

Mss


wow.  that website is quite educational.  and I'm not being sarcastic.

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 12:59:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		The human body comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes.  Personal preference is also variable.
 
Just remember - "The angle of the dangle must be equal to the mass of the ass!"
 

 

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 1:53:02 AM   
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The human body comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes.  Personal preference is also variable.
 
Just remember - "The angle of the dangle must be equal to the mass of the ass!"
 

 


i thought it was "...to the heat of the meat"

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 1:54:30 AM   
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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 2:07:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Owner59

I remember "Silly Straws"...


Yeah, that's what they were called. Motivation to suck down every last drop of your milk!! LOL..."Silly Penises (penii?)" might provide just the right amount of motivation to the non-swallowing crowd!


"Penis" hmm, 3rd declination, plural indicative would be "Penes",  but don't quote me on that, it's been a while since my latin classes.

JT

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 5:12:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		I am ALL Penis! People regularly call me a dick, a prick, a schmuck etc and once in an argument my ex-wife called me a "cock with feet"

Now, on a funny note - I once saw a dick with a 45 degree bend in it. No shit we are talking a hard right angle! (pun intended) Many women dont realize this, but when erect you can "fracture" the penis. (I realize there is no bone, but a penis fracture is possible - goggle it, its a real surgical emergency. Anyway, I got a call when I was on the volunteer emergency squad. This guy was getting some from a pro in an alley next to a bar... The cops drove by and spotlighted him, so he took off running not stoping to think his pants were around his ankles. Came right down on Junior. CRACK!!!!!!!!!! God Damn it even hurt to look at but I was trying like hell not to laugh cause that thing hung a sharp right turn LOL

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 9:21:43 AM   
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Do snails get hard-ons too? .



I'm thinking snails have darts - or detachable penis's     Wow - then male snails could get penis envy!

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 9:24:03 AM   
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Do snails get hard-ons too? .


looks like he snailed her


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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 9:24:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Owner59

I remember "Silly Straws"...


Yeah, that's what they were called. Motivation to suck down every last drop of your milk!! LOL..."Silly Penises (penii?)" might provide just the right amount of motivation to the non-swallowing crowd!




but .....  but..... i don't like milk!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Penis erections - 6/25/2008 11:24:59 AM   
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Though,jerking off with a curve in your penis would be weird I'd think....you'd slowly start to lean in the direction of the curve,wouldn't you?...LMAO


I can tell you from vast research that no, there is no lean.  Purely scientific research, mind you.

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RE: Penis erections - 6/27/2008 11:00:45 AM   
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Though,jerking off with a curve in your penis would be weird I'd think....you'd slowly start to lean in the direction of the curve,wouldn't you?...LMAO


I can tell you from vast research that no, there is no lean.  Purely scientific research, mind you.

Cali



Hmmmmm...interesting...

Having no curve I was basing my theory strictly off of an educated guess because,for one,I figured that the person would adapt over time and move in the direction of the curve as more and more force was applied...and two,...well...I can't watch THAT...LOL. But I'm sure you'd have no troubles finding subjects for your research...all in the name of science,of course....mmhmm...

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RE: Penis erections - 6/27/2008 11:46:34 AM   
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RE: Penis erections - 6/27/2008 12:22:29 PM   
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Detachable Penis
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I had to watch. You see, a thousnd years ago I had a dream of having a detahcable, and interchangable, penis.

In the dream my gal and I, and a good friend and his gal, were at my apt. Fun, frivolity, some booze. Eventually we kind of reitred to semi private areas of my living room and started to get randy and intimate (man, that's an oxymoronic combination of words). After some time he and I started checking each other out, and eachothers gals out, and clandestinely suggested we try switching gals. We did, and they seemed into it as well (it was a dream, but the people in it were all real people, and we did all like eachother).

After another 20 minutes or so his gal and I decided to go into my bedroom and pull out all the stops. As we rose from the couch and walked towards my bedroom, a voice from the living room exclaimed, " Glenn, wait. Don't fuck her with your dick - use mine!" At which point he disconnected his cock and tossed it to me. I disconnected mine and tossed it to him. Each of us connected the others cock to ourselves and went on about our business. For the record they utilized air couplings.

It stood out enough in my mind that I've never forgotten it.

GT, how and where on earth did you find that video? Am I just way out of touch?

Additionally, were I allowed to choose I would not opt for a "porn dick" sized cock. I'm too big already for some of my partners (not boasting as its most likely they are simply "small" women). But having one that would cause most gals to move an inch or three backwards with every thrust would be frustrating. I would opt for a 9 inch tongue that could do waves, corkscrews, etc.

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RE: Penis erections - 6/27/2008 1:55:16 PM   
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I would opt for a 9 inch tongue that could do waves, corkscrews, etc.


Please put me on the notification list for that event.  Thanks!

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RE: Penis erections - 6/27/2008 5:12:33 PM   
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This is a question for both men and women. I have seen in some films that some men have a horizontal erection, whilst others, there penis curls to the side when the penis is fully erected.

Is this because men with longer penis’s, their penis’s tend to hang down to one side of their boxer shorts which causes it to become curled, and therefore when erected the penis is not fully straight up.  Hence, men with small dicks that do not have this curl effect.
I just wondered why this was, and how to have a straight penis when fully erected. Also what do women prefer a fully straight penis when erected or slightly curled?


My penis (I fucking HATE that word) can actually curl into 7 different languages.

(But only when spoken to in a mellifluously softly spoken amber sort of hue).


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RE: Penis erections - 6/27/2008 5:23:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Owner59

I remember "Silly Straws"...


Yeah, that's what they were called. Motivation to suck down every last drop of your milk!! LOL..."Silly Penises (penii?)" might provide just the right amount of motivation to the non-swallowing crowd!

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