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eratosservant -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 3:03:40 PM)

No, I was too busy screaming! ;)




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 3:07:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

CBT makes me giggle like an idiot


well it should....chick boob torture is kinda ticklish.






Daddysredhead -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 4:36:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

CBT makes me giggle like an idiot


Lynnxz, you... have... a cock and balls?  I really am shocked.  *wow*  [8|]




fluffyswitch -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 4:42:51 PM)

okay this one is really kind of stupid but i table dance. a lot. or i used to anyway. there's some interesting pics floating around of me. actually there's several sets of 'interesting' pics floating around of me but that's a different story...




cjan -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 4:45:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

CBT makes me giggle like an idiot


Lynnxz, you... have... a cock and balls?  I really am shocked.  *wow*  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s13.gif[/image]


Now THAT'S what I'm talkin'about re "Shock and Awe" !




kittinSol -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 4:46:28 PM)

Well well well... look at what crawled out from under the woodwork...




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 4:48:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

CBT makes me giggle like an idiot


Lynnxz, you... have... a cock and balls?  I really am shocked.  *wow*  [8|]


its not a rare thing for a girl to have these things
[8|]




candystripper -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 5:39:48 PM)

Trying to think of fun things, and keep coming up with sad ones <pouts>.
 
* I was a DJ for the college radio.  Played a lot of Blues; actually learned quite a bit about music as well as machinery.  (Have since forgotten all of it.)
 
* My parents were 'pink'; a term for communist sympatizers back in the '50's.
 
* I have no middle name.
 
* My GPAs in high school and college were abysmal.
 
* I didn't learn the facts of life till after I had lost my virginity -- I was a bit confused about what had happened.
 
* I'm scottish and find everything about my own culture annoying -- from the bagpipes (sorry) to the plaid to the golf, etc.  I wish I were French or Italian -- now there are cultures!
 
* My idea of hell on earth is the Las Vegas Strip.
 
* The nuns told us during the school day about Kennedy's assaination, then made us do an air raid drill as the roaving hordes of Protestants were due by any minute.  They seemed puzzled when nobody showed up to riot. 
 
* Last one:  I was forbidden to ask any questions during Religious Instruction, after asking why Jesus had no siblings.  I mean, the Immaculate Conception had already occured; the Son of God was already alive on earth; so why couldn't Mary and Joseph have a family?  I was 9 at the time.
 
candystripper




DMFParadox -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 6:09:16 PM)

Do you want ooooh or eeeeww? 

For oooh...  hm.  Well, I've been run over by a truck, fallen off the side of a mountain while mountain-biking, fallen off of a 40 foot cliff, been in quite a few fights and never, ever broken a bone. 

Edit: I did get something that *might* have been a hairline fracture in my hip during OSUT (one site unit training, a.k.a. BASIC + extra pain and suffering.) It cost me two weeks mandatory crutches, which you might think would have been a reason for me to have less PT.  You might.  You'd be wrong, but you could try thinking that... I sure as hell thought so until corrected...




cjan -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 6:18:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Well well well... look at what crawled out from under the woodwork...


Ummm...you talkin' a me, etc. ? Again ? I didn' do nuffin'




DMFParadox -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 6:29:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=Groaner.gif] Spoken like a twue 20 year old.....................
Now, that's not fair.

>;O

I've wanted my hair to be silver-white since I started writing. I think it is beautiful. <.<; And I bet it would look SWEET with blue streaks.



Speaking as someone who's had silver sideburns since my early twenties, it's overrated.  I can kinda see the beauty in the picture you're painting here, but you should be very happy with what you've got now, babe.




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 6:33:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

[:D]
The cutting of the girl's hair made me snicker.



He he, she didn't find it too funny. She had the most pretty long dark hair too, always playing with it.  Gotta love hitting close to home, ya know.




Stusmobile -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 6:54:54 PM)

I was a choir boy who sang for the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh
That same choir also released a record (pre-cd days)
I missed out on playing for the English American Football team though injury
I was one of the last two Ministry of Defence apprentices before the YTS schemes were introduced

Between 20 and 21 I had 5 myocardial infarctions (heart attacks), 2 of the last 3 I drove 30+ miles to the ER, the last was in the ER and would have been enough to kill if it weren't for age and fitness.




CalifChick -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 7:13:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Stusmobile
I was a choir boy who sang for the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh
That same choir also released a record (pre-cd days)
I missed out on playing for the English American Football team though injury


Okay, in my mind I linked those together, and I was thinking, "how did he injure himself in the choir so badly that he couldn't play football? Fall off the stage or sumthin'???"

Dude in the ER:  A cement truck ran over me, what happened to you?
Stusmobile:  Choir injury man, it's brutal.

Cali




hejira92 -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 7:27:58 PM)

"It was either the high E or the amorous alto......"




GreedyTop -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 7:45:28 PM)

*SNORT*




pissthirstysub -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 7:49:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DMFParadox

Do you want ooooh or eeeeww? 

For oooh...  hm.  Well, I've been run over by a truck, fallen off the side of a mountain while mountain-biking, fallen off of a 40 foot cliff, been in quite a few fights and never, ever broken a bone. 


What is the eeeeww part?




Lynnxz -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 9:21:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

CBT makes me giggle like an idiot


Lynnxz, you... have... a cock and balls?  I really am shocked.  *wow*  [8|]


Now THAT'S what I'm talkin'about re "Shock and Awe" !




Eeeep! No. >.>

I should rephrase.

DOING it to a man makes me giggle like a retard

Also, I use  'NomNomNom' and 'I can has' in normal conversation. Bad habit/.




puppen -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/27/2008 9:29:56 PM)

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Speaking as someone who's had silver sideburns since my early twenties, it's overrated.  I can kinda see the beauty in the picture you're painting here, but you should be very happy with what you've got now, babe.
Never really liked that term, "babe". It just comes across... Ew.
However...

I don't plan to have silver sideburns. [sm=shame.gif]






Sundowner -> RE: Shock and awe - what's your secret? (6/28/2008 2:08:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Tannie
....opening them up and doing transplants.


*snort*  ... with coffee [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0542.gif[/image] - another keyboard cleanup needed.




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