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hardbodysub -> RE: Ahhhh....newbies (6/27/2008 7:54:54 PM)
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ORIGINAL: HandSolo
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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
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" I no alot and my dungeon has alot of stuff, if you want to serve me send money to my paypal account"
does this ever work??? im broke....i should try it... [8|]
Funny you should mention. A couple weeks back, I recieved the following message, quoted here in its entirety: "send me a tribute". That is the exact use of capitalization and punctuation.
Being that I am a submissive male, I have nothing better to do with my profile than taunt clumsy scammers. I replied: "Does that ever work?"
Surprisingly, I got a response: "99.9 % of the time it works, real slaves know how to make this Mistress happy. I now see why your name is "Hand Solo," as I'm sure your hand is your best friend when stroking your measly, maggot dick. Begone now you ugly cheapskate!"
Har! Did you see what "she" did there? She/he made a funny joke about my screenname! It was even a pun about masturbation! OMFG I'm rolling!
So anyway, the answer is: 99.9% effective.
I would have replied with this tribute: "Wow, you're just awesome."
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