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Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 10:21:14 AM

housesub4you

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Ok, now I have no disrespect for Pro Dommes, hell that is how I started in this lifestyle.

But I just got a message from a new "Pro" here on CM , When I asked her about her experience with BDSM and the toys she owns. I kid you not her response was

" I no alot and my dungeon has alot of stuff, if you want to serve me send money to my paypal account"

Ahhh.... sometimes you just have to laugh.

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 10:25:13 AM

TeeGO

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The are great pro's, good pro's, fair pro's, mediocre pro's, and bad pro's. It's that type that gives the good ones a bad rap.

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 10:28:19 AM

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Just as there are countless "submissives" who give real ones a bad rap, there are bad "pros" out there as well. If there were no bad ones, what reference would you have to appreciate the good ones?

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 10:49:24 AM

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quote:

" I no alot and my dungeon has alot of stuff, if you want to serve me send money to my paypal account"

does this ever work??? im broke....i should try it...

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 11:06:42 AM

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I really hope it does not.

Jeez if it does I need to get some pictures of naked women and post them asking for money.

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 1:25:37 PM

DelilahDeb

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Please. Don't give newbies a bad name! This isn't a newby you're talking about, it's a scammer, and deserves to be reported to the CollarMe staff.

The newbies are the ones who're behaving like kids in a candy store...with a year's allowance in their pockets.

Lady Delilah Deb

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 3:07:24 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

" I no alot and my dungeon has alot of stuff, if you want to serve me send money to my paypal account"

does this ever work??? im broke....i should try it...

Funny you should mention. A couple weeks back, I recieved the following message, quoted here in its entirety: "send me a tribute". That is the exact use of capitalization and punctuation.

Being that I am a submissive male, I have nothing better to do with my profile than taunt clumsy scammers. I replied: "Does that ever work?"

Surprisingly, I got a response: "99.9 % of the time it works, real slaves know how to make this Mistress happy. I now see why your name is "Hand Solo," as I'm sure your hand is your best friend when stroking your measly, maggot dick. Begone now you ugly cheapskate!"

Har! Did you see what "she" did there? She/he made a funny joke about my screenname! It was even a pun about masturbation! OMFG I'm rolling!

So anyway, the answer is: 99.9% effective.

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 3:10:00 PM

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well...you do only need one hand

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 3:47:33 PM

MsStarlett

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99.9% of the time? Damn! I'm doing it all wrong!

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 4:14:38 PM

Sylverdawn

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99.9 percent of the time.. really.. Barnum would be a proud proud man..I think she was blowing smoke up your maggot cheapsake skirt.. no insult intended...

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 4:36:46 PM

HandSolo

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sylverdawn

I think she was blowing smoke up your maggot cheapsake skirt.. no insult intended...

Heh, I had figured that out.I was too cheap to use enough electricity to include that tidbit in the details of my previos post.

Gotta go, I smell carrion!

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 5:13:35 PM

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There is a newbie domme in my area demanding child care. That seems a little messed up.

(I looked just now and she's removed that requirment from her profile.)

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 5:23:22 PM

MsStarlett

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LOL! That is just WRONG on so many levels.

A good Domme would have enough restraints for her kids. *evil grins*

well...you do only need one hand

But it's SO much more fun to find the ones who can use two.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen BlackPearl???

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 5:26:42 PM

persephonee

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DelilahDeb

Please. Don't give newbies a bad name! This isn't a newby you're talking about, it's a scammer, and deserves to be reported to the CollarMe staff.

The newbies are the ones who're behaving like kids in a candy store...with a year's allowance in their pockets.

Lady Delilah Deb

hehe.....say...out of curiosity, do you know approximately how long this lasts? im sooo tired out.....~g~

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 7:57:34 PM

MamaDomme1

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You know, I have been known to give some pretty damned snarky replies to messages sent to me. Like this morning-- on my first cup of coffee-- I get a message from some sub about 500 miles away.... no hello, no how are you, nothing-- just straight out "hey, can you beat my ass really hard and humiliate me extremely?" Well, yeah-- I told him to hit up my paypal and I would be glad to. (or sorta in those terms). I know that I am not alone in this either.... I get way too many of the same type of crap, so yeah, I send them a snarky reply. Sometimes, if I feel spunky, I'll go back and forth with them a bit-- sorta like a cat playing with a mouse-- and then I'll finally block them.

Funny tho, none have offered to hit up my paypal. Maybe they realize how ridiculous the request is.

I do have submissives that I session......... for fun and for enjoyment of all parties involved......... all for no charge even!!!! Oh, but then again.... I am no longer a ProDomme.

*unless the price is right................ ;)

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/25/2008 8:12:43 PM

Lynnxz

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Pft... noob domme... doesn't she know it's cash only??

*srsly... was offered mastercard the other day...*

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/26/2008 6:37:46 AM

MamaDomme1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Pft... noob domme... doesn't she know it's cash only??

*srsly... was offered mastercard the other day...*

teehee....... paypal accepts visa, mastercard and even american express!!

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/26/2008 6:42:33 AM

MistressRouge

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quote:

ORIGINAL: housesub4you

Ok, now I have no disrespect for Pro Dommes, hell that is how I started in this lifestyle.

But I just got a message from a new "Pro" here on CM , When I asked her about her experience with BDSM and the toys she owns. I kid you not her response was

" I no alot and my dungeon has alot of stuff, if you want to serve me send money to my paypal account"

Ahhh.... sometimes you just have to laugh.

Splutters tea lol, hilarious

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/26/2008 5:16:23 PM

LaMistressa

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I think it's more like Sex Panther in the movie Anchorman -- "60% of the time it works all of the time." But yes, scammers (both newbies and experienced) give us all a bad name.

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RE: Ahhhh....newbies - 6/26/2008 6:38:43 PM

johnnyak

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMistressa

I think it's more like Sex Panther in the movie Anchorman -- "60% of the time it works all of the time." But yes, scammers (both newbies and experienced) give us all a bad name.

Is there ANY problem or argument that a quote from Anchorman does not resolve ?

bless that film..

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