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jlf1961 -> Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 10:59:47 AM)

How in the hell can it take UPS over 48 hours to make a 20 hour trip?




sunshinemiss -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 11:01:49 AM)

same reason why i go to best buy for a cable to download my pix... i have to buy the cable first... THEN we can see if it fits... if it doesn't we'll give you your money back.  rightttttttttttttt




spinninsweetness -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 11:17:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

How in the hell can it take UPS over 48 hours to make a 20 hour trip?


Zombies




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 11:20:23 AM)

how the hell does it only take 4 days to receive a package from italy to canada???

when i cant get a package from the usa within 2 weeks????

its cause USA postal SUCKS SHIT!!!




KatyLied -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 11:21:09 AM)

Why won't Walmart match its on-line prices in the store that is less than 2 miles from my house?  Forcing me to order an item and have it shipped to their store?  Did I mention that they have these items sitting on the shelf?  Did I mention that it will cost them more to process the order and handle the item in shipping than to match the price?  Did I mention that "free shipping to the store of your choice" encourages the consumer to do this?




SteelofUtah -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 11:53:30 AM)

I can answer that.

I live in St George, however the UPS Hub for Utah is in Salt Lake. So when people send me things UPS from Nevada or Arizona it shoots right past me on a 4 hour trip up to Salt lake where it has to be scanned in and packed onto another truck when it finally gets to take another 4 hour drive back down here so a one and a halh hour trip takes 2 days. There is NO next day air to St. George if it comes from west of St George.

Steel




kiwisub12 -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 12:00:32 PM)

universal questions? - why does one ounze  of chocolate cause a 5 pound weight gain?

what happened to the people on the Marie Celeste?

did Jesus really have brothers and sisters?

is there really intelligent life on earth?

why ask why?




xxblushesxx -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 12:51:39 PM)

Universal questions?

Ever ridden on the CaroSuessal? (I have!)

Ever ridden the Mummy ride? (I did, but only for Brandon Frasier, and I thought I was going to die)

Did you ever ride the ET ride? (I did!)




odioustoad -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 12:59:20 PM)

why are they called universal joints?




SteelofUtah -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 1:08:03 PM)

If Teflon is a coating and Nothing sticks to it then how is it possible to stick it to the Pan.

Manure is always Shipped High In Transit to keep it from getting wet, do you think this is where S.H.I.T came from?

Why Park on a Driveway and drive on a Parkway.

Why is it believed that Cats have 9 lives when they don't come back to life when you kill them?

Why do we sent Cargo on a Ship but Shipment are sent in a Car?

If everything tastes like Chicken, and Canibals say even people tast like chicken and We are at the top of the food chain why don't se say everything tastes like People?

Why is it when I have sex and scream out my own name it's not as sexy as when they scream out my name?

Does God Hate the duck billed Platypus or did he just hate Darwin?

Steel







Lumus -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 4:03:18 PM)

Why do women flirt more with me when I'm involved with someone?





cravesdom -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 4:06:19 PM)

I can answer that Lumus. Because seeing that someone else wants you always makes you more desirable! That or the old, want what you can't have thing. Could be either one, or both!




xxblushesxx -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 4:18:17 PM)

It could also be because it's safe. They know they can flirt and not be taken too seriously.




sirsholly -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 4:19:03 PM)

or they like a challenge




cravesdom -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 4:19:12 PM)

Too true blushes! I forgot that one.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 4:21:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

or they like a challenge


well, emptying the ocean with a teaspoon is a challenge too, but...it's pretty obvious you're not gonna get any where! *lol*




atursvcMaam -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 5:05:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

Why do women flirt more with me when I'm involved with someone?




Because they want to give you the chance to brag more?




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 5:09:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

Why do women flirt more with me when I'm involved with someone?





something called a 3 some. menage a trois





odioustoad -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 5:12:47 PM)

why are universal remotes so hard to program?




christine1 -> RE: Universal questions.... (6/25/2008 5:17:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

Why do women flirt more with me when I'm involved with someone?




that isn't quite true Lumus, i am no longer flirting with you becuase you are now taken, and so am i.

why is it that my cat looks at a certain corner of the ceiling in my bedroom where nothing is there and meows and whines for long periods of time, several times a day?




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