ehlovindom
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What do retired people do?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I asked a client of mine what he did to pass the time and this is what he told me.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on buddy, how about giving a senior a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important at my age.
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