johnnyak
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Some random jokes I've heard recently
this guy walks into a bar, sits down next to this hot Woman, and stares at his watch.
the girl asks: "Are you waiting for someone?"
he replys: "no i have a new watch, it can talk to me telepathically"
she says: "whats it telling you?"
he says:" its saying you’re not wearing any panties "
she giggles and says: "well its wrong, i am wearing panties"
so he starts hitting the watch and says "damn thing must be an hour ahead"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed
Little bo peep was giving him head
As soon as he came she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he’d beed fucking her sheep
Q:Whats the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A:The hooker stops fucking you when your dead.
A penis said to the balls, "Get ready. We’re going to a party."
"You fucking liar," the balls reply. "You always get in and leave us outside."
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