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Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 12:06:03 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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What are the actual chances of me ever finding an intelligent, beautiful sub that my wife likes and can deal with being prioritized behind my um? Im gonna go ahead and say nil.... forget the fact that I can offer intelligence, attention to detail and random presents, forget the fact that I am not completely hideous looking... forget anything else, ya know what, fuck it.... just Fuck. It. the next girl that wants to be my sub ima have my um fucking puke on first, just to make sure they can handle it. Fuck. Everyone



now where did I leave my rum...

< Message edited by Asherdelampyr -- 6/27/2008 12:09:10 AM >

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 12:17:39 AM   
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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 12:20:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		*Smooches* Asher. I don't get anyone not understanding the fact that ums come first.


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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 12:34:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm right there with you Asher. My relationship with my Dom just ended last week. It seems impossible sometimes. Hang in there. It can only get better.

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 1:00:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sends you lots of hugs Asher.... she's out there baby... just hang on. 

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 3:57:14 AM   
kyria68


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Status: offline 		Sometimes it just takes time to find the right person.  It's taken me 15 years so far, and right now I have three Doms I consider my Sirs (thank goodness for poly!) but no collar (not looking for one, either).  Two of them have other women in their lives, one has two other women who come before me and I'm fine with that.  I guess it just takes someone who is a little more mature in their thinking to accept not always being number 1? 

Hang in there; Murphy's law notwithstanding, it's usually when you give up and stop looking so hard that you find what you were looking for. 

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 4:40:03 AM   
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*Puts on a raincoat, boots, and grabs an umbrella* But, please no vomitting in my direction.

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 5:22:23 AM   
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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 5:23:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

..............Uh, I sowwy, I took your rum......

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 5:29:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Here Asher....<reaches faaaaar back in the freezer blindly searching past crystalized bags of fishbits no one but a kid would think is delicious to find that long necked, long forgotten bottle of......chit....>. Will vodka do? Tis all ive got today.

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 6:03:39 AM   
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I'm sorry, Asher, but about the time (or some time long after) that you give up looking, you'll probably stumble across that lovely one for you. In the meantime, take time to heal, and be with your little one.

<~~~ Potsie drinking your poor rum.... damn sot.


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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 6:14:55 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Asher.. *hugs*

love ya, darlin...

She's around somewhere.. and she's probably having to deal with her own stumbling blocks to find you. It'll happen. *hug*

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 6:59:44 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		How much time do you actually have to give this sub. You have a job, you have a wife, you have a young um. You don't have time to be there for someone.

You do have time for casual beat and fucks. So pick one night out a month, and go to a public dungeon and play with others there. You don't have time for another full relationship, and except for someone married to a nonsadist who has permission to play with others, most people want more to a relationship then you have to offer.

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:00:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		hugs Asher, i'm not going to try to say anything to help you feel better because i don't think it will help, time will though.  i will say that aspirin in small doses and lots of water, peppermint tea, and fresh fruit will help with that hangover.

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:07:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		Asher, you said upfront what your package deal was.  You didn't change the rules of conduct, so you have nothing to feel bad about.  Put the rum away, pick up your um, an have a group hug with your sexy wife and baby.

When the time is right, the addition to the family you want will find you.

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:07:59 AM   
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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:08:35 AM   
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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:10:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		May be terrible, but when i was reading it i was thinking along the lines of DesFib actually, I mean no disrespect meant here but Ill start being sympathetic when ALL the single people have a partner and start looking for another one (ohhh im bitter)

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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:23:11 AM   
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RE: Asher's Rant - 6/27/2008 7:40:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: colouredin

May be terrible, but when i was reading it i was thinking along the lines of DesFib actually, I mean no disrespect meant here but Ill start being sympathetic when ALL the single people have a partner and start looking for another one (ohhh im bitter)


I have to agree w/you colourdin.

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