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On the way home from the bar... - 6/27/2008 1:44:35 PM

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A guy goes out for a few beers and is walking home when he comes to a dark wooded section of sidewalk and a lady with a sexy voice says "hey there handsome...want to have a really great time? It will cost you $20..."

The guy thought for a minute and said to himself "Well, I've never been with a prostitute and its only $20... why not?" so he accepted her offer...

They went behind a tree and started making mad passionate love, but only a couple of minutes later along came a cop.

Hearing the man and woman going at it he shone his flashlight on them and said "Hey! What do you think you are doing?"

Embarrassed and hoping to get out of trouble, the guy spoke replied "I am making love to my wife!"

Trying to be a good guy about it, the cop said "OK sir... I'll give you a break THIS time... try to stay out of sight so nobody sees you and as soon as you're done you'd better get out of here... I didnt realize she was your wife!"

Looking back at the cop, the guy said "I didnt either til you shone that damned light on her face!!!"

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/27/2008 4:39:38 PM

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/27/2008 11:34:20 PM

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Oh c'mon it wasn't THAT bad!

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/28/2008 12:02:50 AM

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yes it was.......*grins*

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/28/2008 6:43:17 AM

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

actually it IS that bad!!!!

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/28/2008 10:47:48 AM

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You folks think it's bad for you... Think how he felt!!

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/28/2008 3:12:09 PM

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Hehe and also

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RE: On the way home from the bar... - 6/28/2008 5:40:54 PM

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I'm sure she was just out hookin for gas money...

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