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Mercnbeth -> The "new priest's" Next sermon... (11/7/2005 8:46:27 AM)
Toward the end of the service, the Priest asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Priest then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly. Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight." she replied. "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

AlderTheKitty -> RE: The "new priest's" Next sermon... (11/7/2005 2:39:00 PM)
lol thats a good one where do you come up with these

Mercnbeth -> RE: The "new priest's" Next sermon... (11/7/2005 3:03:45 PM)
quote: where do you come up with these The world, and most of the people in it, are too serious. Having fun and laughing should be everyone's #1 Priority. It's even better when you share. When an opportunity comes to pass on something that makes me smile I do so. I'm fortunate to have many friends who feel the same way. Most of what I pass on here comes from emails I receive from them. I also read way too many internet blogs, newspapers, and personal sites. Every so often I see something posted that also warrants passing on to the good people here on CM. Glad to know I may be the cause of some smiles and laughter.

windchymes -> RE: The "new priest's" Next sermon... (11/7/2005 3:26:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: where do you come up with these The world, and most of the people in it, are too serious. Having fun and laughing should be everyone's #1 Priority. It's even better when you share. When an opportunity comes to pass on something that makes me smile I do so. I'm fortunate to have many friends who feel the same way. Most of what I pass on here comes from emails I receive from them. I also read way too many internet blogs, newspapers, and personal sites. Every so often I see something posted that also warrants passing on to the good people here on CM. Glad to know I may be the cause of some smiles and laughter. AYYYYY-MEN!!!![:D] chymes

MadameDahlia -> RE: The "new priest's" Next sermon... (11/7/2005 11:57:18 PM)
That was quite cute.

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