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kiwisub12 -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:42:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MetalCouple Take it how you want, an insult or otherwise. Perhaps its a perception that most of the "Masters" out there are no more than little boys working shitty jobs who get off on beating fat chicks. Personally, as a lady, I find the women on this site, the Dommes much more attractive and real. Raises a whole question about respect etc. How can someone respect their master, how can someone respect themselves as a master when in the rest of their life they are a loser. Again, insulting, maybe? Brutally honest.. yes. The fact that so many slaves are offended, shows something. They are willing to take a slap here and there, but really looking into their heart and their relationships, the truth about themselves is impossible. Games..games..games wow - and you are a lady because???........... certainly not because you are polite! you might want to reconsider your idea of who and what you are.

Lordandmaster -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:48:43 AM)
A joint re-arrangement device allowing ordinary women to be bound in the same outrageous contortionist positions that those super-flexible internet models are bound in.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:55:32 AM)
[sm=ballchain.gif]waddles in, draggin fat ass.....did someone say donuts?!?!?!?!?![sm=hyper.gif][sm=hyper.gif]

softness -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 9:55:42 AM)
attitude adjustment pills for prancing princesses

GreedyTop -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 10:00:10 AM)
well said, softness!!

kiwisub12 -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 10:02:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne [sm=ballchain.gif]waddles in, draggin fat ass.....did someone say donuts?!?!?!?!?![sm=hyper.gif][sm=hyper.gif] does it have to be donuts?? I'd rather maintain my fat butt with blueberry muffins. [sm=moon.gif]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 10:05:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 quote: ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne [sm=ballchain.gif]waddles in, draggin fat ass.....did someone say donuts?!?!?!?!?![sm=hyper.gif][sm=hyper.gif] does it have to be donuts?? I'd rather maintain my fat butt with blueberry muffins. [sm=moon.gif] i have a slice of mccain rising crust pepperoni pizza left...with bacon (actual bacon)

YourhandMyAss -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 11:05:56 AM)
That's a rather rude general assumption of why people are fat. I'm 330 pounds, and I don't stuf doughnuts or anything else in my face. I am fat simply because I am a sloth and do no real pysical exorcise or do anything to burn the calories I get from eating. Infact most days I go all day wth out eating, a full complete 24 hours and that's not good for you either. You sure have a cute ass and dress cute, but you've shown yourself in your few short posts to have a very ugly personality. I'd take fat doughnut eating pie holes, over someone with an ugly personality and mouth. Infact I wouldn't serve you in any way shape or form or come near you, with that uglyness, even if I was skinny and a slave. quote: ORIGINAL: MetalCouple Some sort of weight loss magic pill. I've been getting thousands of emails from "slaves" who want to serve that are 250lbs etc. My goodness, how can someone be a good slave if they can't keep from sticking doughnuts into their huge pie-whole. I wouldn't serve any one like you even if I was skinny and if I was a slave. J

CalifChick -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:34:09 PM)
I have often wished for a bazooka mounted to my car. In that same vein, I'd like a person-eliminator mounted to a belt. Push one button and POOF they're gone. The super-duper models of the person-eliminator would send them to wherever you wished... stuck in a tall tree down the block... hanging by their toes from a light pole... trying to figure out how they got into the bear's enclosure at the zoo... and of course, I would have the only anti-person-eliminator device so no one could use the person-eliminator on MOI. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:41:33 PM)
Don't worry about it Your Hand [sm=smile.gif]. MetalCouple are new to all this and still learning - give them time and they'll maybe learn sense. Of course they might never get it, and just become bitter and old and saggy. But thank goodness they'll still be fabulously rich. (Complete dorks for boasting about it of course, but maybe being new and insecure they need to compensate?)

Sundowner -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:42:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I have often wished for a bazooka mounted to my car. In that same vein, I'd like a person-eliminator mounted to a belt. Push one button and POOF they're gone. The super-duper models of the person-eliminator would send them to wherever you wished... stuck in a tall tree down the block... hanging by their toes from a light pole... trying to figure out how they got into the bear's enclosure at the zoo... and of course, I would have the only anti-person-eliminator device so no one could use the person-eliminator on MOI. Cali Hey! Have you been pinching my thoughts?

Sundowner -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:46:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness attitude adjustment pills for prancing princesses I'm not overkeen on girls who are illiterate. But girls who can alliterate rock. [sm=smile.gif]

YourhandMyAss -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:48:59 PM)
Sundowner I don't. There's plenty of people who think I rock, and who will think I rock* future people not yet met, to worry about ugly attitudes:) quote:* ORIGINAL: Sundowner Don't worry about it Your Hand [sm=smile.gif]. MetalCouple are new to all this and still learning - give them time and they'll maybe learn sense. Of course they might never get it, and just become bitter and old and saggy. But thank goodness they'll still be fabulously rich. (Complete dorks for boasting about it of course, but maybe being new and insecure they need to compensate?)

CelticPrince -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:51:12 PM)
quote: this needs to be moved to humor. tigress, Never worry, Mod 11 will be on it like a chicken od a June Bug. CP

softness -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 12:56:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner quote: ORIGINAL: softness attitude adjustment pills for prancing princesses I'm not overkeen on girls who are illiterate. But girls who can alliterate rock. [sm=smile.gif] silly saucy sundowner salaciously sidetracking softness and thats not just alliteration .. thats sibilance winks

CalifChick -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 1:05:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Hey! Have you been pinching my thoughts? It's part of that super-secret stuff that happens when your face is happily ensconced in soft bewbage. Cali

stella41b -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 1:15:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 4. A universal translator for profiles - that automatically tells you what the poster really means, or is trying to say. I'm working on one for postings... Taken from the submissives' section I have missed my Master soooo much while I was away - my husband was around so I couldn't talk on the phone. I can't wait till the weekend to see him - his wife won't let him out. I miss him but things are complicated - my inlaws have come to visit. I know I'm his totally - I don't think he's shagged anyone else. I have become his total 24/7 slave - I have found a guy who comes round for a few hours to get his jollies and then we both get back to normal life.

stella41b -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 1:42:33 PM)
The TIEDSUB language dictionary to allow Dominants to understand the language of TIEDSUB during play. TIEDSUB: Fummmphhhhk mmoeme English meaning: Fuck me more. TIEDSUB: Wimmmpmll thphhmpat mmmphhlly fimmphtt ummp mmmy arrmmpphse? English meaning: Will that really fit up my arse? TIEDSUB: pmmphhhseeese smmpphhp English meaning: Please stop. TIEDSUB: bmmmpphhtch English meaning: Bitch! TIEDSUB: thammpphhhnnk yuphu English meaning: Thank you. TIEDSUB: ooowwwwmmm English meaning: Ouch! TIEDSUB: mmmssphtresss English meaning: Mistress. TIEDSUB: mmmssphtrerrr English meaning: Master.

softness -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 1:48:15 PM)
I would really appreciate Sir being able to understand the Tied Sub for Where the fuck did that go ... and what the fuck was it?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: five products the lifestlyle needs (6/29/2008 2:20:59 PM)
anti-ticklish spray for those who are extremely ticklish

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