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dcnovice -> The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:12:19 AM)

We've sketched out the ultimate Collarme question, and that thread raised the issue of the ultimate Collarme problem. So here's a first stab:

I think my master's ignoring me, because forced bisexuality is a hard limit, even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission.

I'm sure there's a lot I'm missing, so let me know what we need to add!




kiwisub12 -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:16:12 AM)

I think it needs something about "needy" in it,




sirsholly -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:17:00 AM)

toss is a "fat" issue.
And don't forget to mention it is an on-line relationship, complete with an online collar.-




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:18:31 AM)

Absolutely!

My master says I'm too needy when I complain that he's ignoring me because forced bisexuality is a hard limit, even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission.





NumberSix -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:20:27 AM)

It must be your first post, and you must be without profile.
If lesbian slaves were losing their tongues and the local sherriffs department was ignoring the situation, that would go a long way towards nailing the believeability issue.

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dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:21:33 AM)

quote:

toss is a "fat" issue.
And don't forget to mention it is an on-line relationship, complete with an online collar.-


Good points, thanks!

My online master is thinking of removing my virtual collar, since I'm getting fat and I sound way too needy when I complain that he's ignoring me because forced bisexuality is a hard limit, even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission.




Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:21:43 AM)

Is her neck too fat for the online collar?




sirsholly -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:22:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Is her neck too fat for the online collar?


might be...i am pretty sure on-line collars are only made in a small size...




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:24:48 AM)

I haven't had time to make a profile yet, but I needed to post because my online master is thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I refuse to engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission.




DomMeinCT -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:24:56 AM)

Somewhere in there you have to slip in that he lives with his parents and it's hard for them to chat in private, since the computer's in mom and dad's living room.




pissthirstysub -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:25:14 AM)

You didn't say anything about sub space.




Racquelle -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:26:22 AM)

You are missing the part about confusion about whether you are a slave or a sub.




sirsholly -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:27:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

 online master is thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck


i snorted coffee with this one....




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:28:09 AM)

I haven't had time to make a profile yet, but I needed to post because my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom) is thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I refuse to engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only tried it.





dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:29:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

 online master is thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck


i snorted coffee with this one....



Credit where credit is due: I borrowed that from DRH!




kiwisub12 -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:30:08 AM)

it should have something in there about "judgemental" or judgement. [:D]

it also needs something about grammar, spelling  - and run-on sentences - hehe




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:31:22 AM)

I haven't had time to make a profile yet, but I needed to post because my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom) is demanding that I figure out if I'm truly a slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I refuse to engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only tried it.


I may have to consider breaking this into multiple sentences.




kiwisub12 -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:32:16 AM)

see above post




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:33:32 AM)

I haven't had time to make a profile yet, but I needed to post because my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom, and they're judgmental about his lifestyle) is demanding that I figure out if I'm truly a slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I refuse to engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate form of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only tried it.


I can't wait to see what links LA comes up with for this one! [:)]




Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 9:33:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

 online master is thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck


i snorted coffee with this one....



Credit where credit is due: I borrowed that from DRH!

But, DC, reading it in your post made me laugh so hard, I scared the cat!




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